Vote Phil F. Buster

Everyone's tired of how Asgore's runnin' things, right? So, I say we put someone more proactive in charge.

[philfbuster]

Hey hey hey! The name's Phil F. Buster, but you, my friend, can call me Phil!

Now listen up cuz this is real important, and don't tell anyone about this, 'specially not the King! We're all in agreement that he isn't running things the way we want, amiright? We've been down here, what, 50 years? Why not take matters into our own hands?

That's what your old friend Phil here is for! See, on the surface they don't have Kings and Queens, they have PRESIDENTS! Leaders that the people choose! Doesn't that just sound amazing? Listen, I need to run, but consider my words, alright? Ciao!

...For some reason, even as he leaves, you feel watched...

[ PLEASE READ ]

// OOC under the cut

PHIL MY SON OH MY GOSH hes so silly (sorry i needed to get that out)

So this is YET ANOTHER UTY OC BLOG run by @silviaflowers, whom you may know from @/toughandfearless-ed, @/blackjack-bullets. @/gossamerecho, @/greenheartsforall, @/waterhound-whiskey, or @/paseidons-trident!

All my rules are the same over there and over here! Without further ado, onto the tags! #phil spiels - Talking tag #phil answers - Ask tag #ooc - Ooc tag

As a sidenote, here's Phil's reference! Sorry for the low quality, ill update it when I return home :]

[waterhound-whiskey]

[ Hello everyone !! This will likely be the last post on this account, since I'm discontinuing underblog roleplay here on tumblr. I will however continue talking about my underblog OCs on my main, @silviaflowers!! This isn't the end of my ut(b) ocs, just the end of the roleplay blogs. Their stories will continue, just behind the scenes!! Alright, that's it for now, bye bye! ]

[philfbuster]

I have a feeling Mo is just being Well, Mo.

I'm sure he is! Could you imagine me being anyone's like. Actual father? Crazy.

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

He is my biological son

[philfbuster]

I found him on the side of the road

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I planted him there for you to find I am his mother

[philfbuster]

This is why we got a divorce

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the child it happened beforehand

[philfbuster]

Well he's mine now

[mo-the-best-salesman]

You were the father so I'd hope so!

[philfbuster]

I

What

[mo-the-best-salesman]

Did I forget to tell you

[philfbuster]

YES????

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

He is my biological son

[philfbuster]

I found him on the side of the road

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I planted him there for you to find I am his mother

[philfbuster]

This is why we got a divorce

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the child it happened beforehand

[philfbuster]

Well he's mine now

[mo-the-best-salesman]

You were the father so I'd hope so!

[philfbuster]

I

What

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

He is my biological son

[philfbuster]

I found him on the side of the road

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I planted him there for you to find I am his mother

[philfbuster]

This is why we got a divorce

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the child it happened beforehand

[philfbuster]

Well he's mine now

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

He is my biological son

[philfbuster]

I found him on the side of the road

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I planted him there for you to find I am his mother

[philfbuster]

This is why we got a divorce

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

He is my biological son

[philfbuster]

I found him on the side of the road

[philfbuster]

Do you let Tim visit Mo like you're divorced parents

He doesn't typically care to. Don't think he ever saw Mo as a dad either.. Well, from what I've seen.

[philfbuster]

Mo and Tim know each other too??

Yeah, I found Tim while I was still with Mo.

[philfbuster]

Lukewarm pops and the like? Yeah.

Yup.

...I'd send Tim to buy a hot pop for me, but Mo may or may not know him, so.. Fresh outta luck.

[mo-the-best-salesman]

I triple dog dare ya to do it

[philfbuster]

WHEN DID YOU GET MY TUM- Nevermind actually I forgot I messaged you

Whatever, I'm not gonna buy your stuff-

[philfbuster]

Lukewarm pops and the like? Yeah.

Yup.

...I'd send Tim to buy a hot pop for me, but Mo may or may not know him, so.. Fresh outta luck.

[philfbuster]

Mo says you should buy everything

tut tut tut

Typical.

...What's he selling nowadays anyhow? Same as ever?

[philfbuster]

It's April 2nd for me it's official Phil is no longer president /joke it isnt the 2nd for me yet

NO!!! IM STILL PRESIDENT I PROMISE!!!!!!!

[philfbuster]

As an announcement...

I have decided to step down from presidency. I know it's sad and all, but I really just don't think I'm cut out for it... I know you'll all be in capable hands with my co-rulers...

..APRIL FOOLS THIS IS A JOKE I AM NOT STEPPING DOWN THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE

[philfbuster]

THIS is how we impeach you for instantly losing all the souls mere hours after you and the others were elected!!!

-⚾

W- WHAT?!

[philfbuster]

WUGH- WHAT ARE THESE BOOPS-