Hey hey hey! The name's Phil F. Buster, but you, my friend, can call me Phil!
Now listen up cuz this is real important, and don't tell anyone about this, 'specially not the King! We're all in agreement that he isn't running things the way we want, amiright? We've been down here, what, 50 years? Why not take matters into our own hands?
That's what your old friend Phil here is for! See, on the surface they don't have Kings and Queens, they have PRESIDENTS! Leaders that the people choose! Doesn't that just sound amazing? Listen, I need to run, but consider my words, alright? Ciao!
...For some reason, even as he leaves, you feel watched...
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