he is a legend

sense8 kingsman star trek merlin teen wolf house of cards legend inception

[upward-bound]

when do you feel the most beautiful?

when a dog pulls on his leash on the sidewalk because he wants to come say hi to me

[deatofabachelor]

*pays attention for 10 consecutive minutes in class* honestly?? I’ve never been so focused on my education…..@Einstein how this dick taste

[yallpussy-deactivated20160321]

Fight me.

new age flirting where you can’t tell if you bout to get the pussy or catch the hands; some find it exciting; tread carefuly (via dipsetdad)

[anthonycrowleymoved]

[dorrismccomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Dorris McComics

[shiningstar-kastle]

my life in 3 panels 

[sleezed]

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

[the-sassy-composer]

I feel this on a spiritual level

[tinyoperadiva-deactivated-6-2-1]

I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true

[somewherepastnever]

The amount of sex I need right now is ridiculous.

[hitmeupscotty]

THE TIME WHORE TRIO STRIKES AGAIN: THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE WALKING GAY CALCULATOR

[hitmeupscotty]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB JACKASS

[philosophical-tree]

I mean I can never be fully part of any club because… because I’m…

[hitmeupscotty]

dont you dare

[philosophical-tree]

I’m… cccCCCCCCCCcccCccchHhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhIIIIIIiiiiiIiiiIiiiiiNnnnnnNnnNnnnNnNNNNNNNnnEEEeeeEEEEsssSSSSsssEEEEeeeeEE

[hitmeupscotty]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[hitmeupscotty]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB JACKASS

[philosophical-tree]

I mean I can never be fully part of any club because… because I’m…

[hitmeupscotty]

dont you dare

[philosophical-tree]

I'm... cccCCCCCCCCcccCccchHhhhhHHHHHHHhhhhIIIIIIiiiiiIiiiIiiiiiNnnnnnNnnNnnnNnNNNNNNNnnEEEeeeEEEEsssSSSSsssEEEEeeeeEE

[hitmeupscotty]

WELCOME TO THE CLUB JACKASS

[philosophical-tree]

I mean I can never be fully part of any club because... because I'm...

[hitmeupscotty]

HANDJOB H vs BLOWJOB B

[philosophical-tree]

CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAAAD CUM

[hitmeupscotty]

I AM PHYSICALLY REPULSED

[hitmeupscotty]

HANDJOB H vs BLOWJOB B

[philosophical-tree]

CAUSE BABY NOW WE GOT BAAAAAAD CUM

[usedtampon]

[robertdeniro]

Me in Fight Club

Me: yea I can take a punch Brad Pitt: yeah? *hits me* Me: harder daddy Brad Pitt: what? Me: what?

[hitmeupscotty]

I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU

[philosophical-tree]

welcome to the real world.