The Philosophical Giraffe

"To blog, or not to blog. that us the question." -me, December 20, 2015 around 9:30.

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We bake cookies, we cook bacon, we smoke drugs, we drug smokes, we plant trees, we kill trees. I'm a tumblr. Let smoke a bowl.

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Many things come and go in life. Like this morning, I had money. Unfortunately, I also have a car. Now I'm broke, but I have fuel.

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I say no to many things in life, but unfortunately, they don't listen.

[anthropologistconfessions]

“When I was an undergrad in osteology, I put an articulated pelvis over my head and said to my friend, ‘Hey look, I’m an asshat!’ Looking back, I certainly was…”

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The fact that something exists rather than nothing seems like a sophisticated thing to say.

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My pants say tumble dry. I opened tumblr and put my phone in my pocket but they won't dry. This may go to show that we rely way to much on technology, tumblr will rule us all.

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Ok so if mirrors were a portal to an alternate reality, and our reflection is there to block us, what if we all just stretched our neck down and eat grass and then eat leaves later and maybe goto the watering hole. Can I slap your neck with mine?

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If I punch myself and break a bone, am I too weak? Or am I too strong?

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Secret to getting unlimited pizza

Microwaves are a great thing man, they allow us the ability to speed up particles to heat things. But, what if the microwave possesses the ability to turn back time and recreate what ever substance previously occupied the inner walls of this majestic home appliance. All must heed my words, as I tell you now: microwave time machines are a curse to man kind!! People will be drawn to the gluttony of the microwaves wonderfully deliciously evil powers!