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When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life'll be all like 'what?!'

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If you're ever in a jam, a crayon scrunched up under your nose makes a good pretend mustache.

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If you love something, set it free. Unless it's a Tiger.

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Watch a sunrise at least once a day.

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You can tell a lot about a person from his Biography.

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Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail.

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Older black ladies make the best iced tea.

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Dance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you’re William Hurt.

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Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

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Never be afraid to reach for the stars because even if you fall, you'll always be wearing a Parent-chute ™

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Take a lesson from Parakeets. If you're ever feeling lonely, just eat in front of a mirror.

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You only get one chance at a first impression. I suggest Julia Child because it's easy to do. 'Save the giblets'

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The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you, if you just lower your expectations.

Phil Dunphy [Phil's-osophy]

If you get pulled over for speeding. Tell them your spouse has diarrhoea.

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Always look people in the eye. Even if they're blind. Just say 'I'm looking you in the eye'

Phil Dunphy [Phil's-osophy]

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