Oleander

kickin' it with team phobia!

[phobia-grunt]

y'know what. it's, like, wayyy past time for a pinned post.

i'm oleander of team phobia. bane's right-hand man, if you will. our base is in merrtoz.

this is my trainer card. no i'm not getting an official one. this one is way cooler.

i'm 27, i use he/they pronouns, and i'm a big fan of evil. the boss says i should be less evil, though, so i'm doing that now. less evil.

[teamphobia]

please. bane. i am begging you. PLEASE put a hyphen between team and phobia in the url (team-phobia) i'm telling you ANYTIME i scroll past one of your posts i constantly read it as "transphobia" and i immediately grab 12 different weapons (among which a phosphorescent baseball bat) and tell my pokêmon we're going out to cap a rotumblr user and then i realize it's just you and theres no issue

i am on my hands and knees. i am begging you. you can have my undying and unfaltering loyalty to your cause just please hyphenate that blog url

(//ooc: this is a joke! i just wanted to say something funny you don't have to hyphenate the blog url just because of my dumb ask i just read the url wrong for the 12th time and i wanted to joke a bit)

Hello anon.

This ask was a slap in the face.

Please invest in some glasses.

Team Phobia supports the trans community and its allies. 👍

[teamphobia]

For Pride month.

[phobia-grunt]

the worst part about hives is the like. cold-burny feeling as they go away. blugh

[fox-poke-fanatic]

You all have your world ending disasters, I have a Flareon who refuses to take a bath, which are kind of on the same level when you think about it.

[phobia-grunt]

oh thank arc my keys were in my desk. thought mancinella ate them for a hot minute

[phobia-grunt]

where are my keys.

[phobia-grunt]

i love training new recruits. they follow me around the facility like psyducklings

[phobia-grunt]

oh actually everything is awesome and cool. lil stressful but i think i can call this a good day :))

still prolly gonna get drinks after work tho

[phobia-grunt]

fuck my stupid baka life

[phobia-grunt]

sighhhhhh

[phobia-grunt]

rrrrrrr. aaaaaagh. aaaaaaa.

[phobia-grunt]

AAAA

[phobia-grunt]

sighhhhhh

[phobia-grunt]

rrrrrrr. aaaaaagh. aaaaaaa.

[phobia-grunt]

sighhhhhh

[phobia-grunt]

ok so i promised to give some corviknights over to the care unit but they keep bringing me coins. and theyre so cutie. but my apartment is def at max capacity. hmmmmmm

[teamphobia]

I'm sorry for my absence.

I promise you, I do have something in the works that's worth sharing, I've just needed the time to greive. To process. I promise you, there is a story worth telling in the works.

I just can't do her story injustice.

[phobia-grunt]

it's alright boss, we get it. that you're here is enough.

are you coming in today? i can grab you a drink on my way to the base :))

[teamphobia]

That might be nice. Something caffeinated?

[phobia-grunt]

grabbed u a coffee it's by your desk

[teamphobia]

I'm sorry for my absence.

I promise you, I do have something in the works that's worth sharing, I've just needed the time to greive. To process. I promise you, there is a story worth telling in the works.

I just can't do her story injustice.

[phobia-grunt]

it's alright boss, we get it. that you're here is enough.

are you coming in today? i can grab you a drink on my way to the base :))

[realpokemon]

Would anything bad happen if I (or a pokemon) drank a smoothie containing every single berry?

i mean it might not taste great since the flavors won't all go together, but if you're burned, paralyzed, confused, asleep, poisoned, frozen, in need of HP and PP, your stats are low, and you're weak to every single type then it's probably a great idea

[hylandude]

Finally a smoothie that'll fix this

[phobia-grunt]

waitwaitwait DO ROTOMS???? TALK????? the rotom in my phone only ever squeaks and chirps but i just saw some kid like asking theirs for navigation?? and the rotom was talking in a lil human voice wtf