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By the way, if you drive a Subaru and don’t do the wave...trade in or start waving you fucking asshole.
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What’s everyone else do to escape? I burn gasoline. And in a variety of ways. These are my girls.
By the way, if you drive a Subaru and don’t do the wave...trade in or start waving you fucking asshole.
She told me that I’m not enough. And she left me with a broken heart. She fooled me twice and it’s all my fault. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred. Now there’s too many thoughts goin’ through my brain. And now I’m takin’ these shots like it’s novacane...
Post Malone (I Fall Apart)
Let's be real for a hot second...
America is *not* the greatest country in the world. Anyone who honestly believes this without even taking a look around, is a fool. I'm talking about those dudes who just think red, white, and blue are the greatest combination of colors ever put together and crank one out over the face of anyone who thinks different. You know the type.
Before anyone gets butthurt: I was born here. My parents were born here. My grandparents the same. The only immigrants were my great grandparents. I'm American. This place is fucked.
That being said, it's not as bad as it could be, but it's not the greatest by any means. Shits gonna get bad.
Here's the deal
I've been cheated on, I've been catfished, I've been broken up with via text message on our anniversary, and I've been used as a means to make someone else jealous.
So, what does this mean? No, it's not that "women are bitches" or anything remotely similar. It simply means that there is no such thing as true love, as in a "special someone".
You are simply a means to an end. You are just someone's special someone right NOW. There's always someone better out there, for one of you anyway. I've had mine.
It was a good year.
Words of wisdom
Remember kids: religion is bullshit and nobody gives a fuck about you until you get rich and/or die. Enjoy your afternoon.
And down we go
It's about that time again. I get low mood swings now and again where I just want to fade out of existence. It'll come out of nowhere, hell I could be having the time of my life the day before and the next day will be absolutely misery. Today is no exception. Easter. Nobody in my family is doing anything today because my parents are moving to opposite ends of the country and there's really nothing left in the house. My friends are celebrating with their families. And I'm here, sitting in actual silence, typing this on my iPad. But why do I get like this? Like I want to just not exist, or not be here? It's not so much a suicidal thought, but more of "I'm tired of this existence". Depression? Something else? It also doesn't help that it fuels my loneliness. Been single again since my last girlfriend broke up with me (you know, when I tried to kill myself?), and I've been okay most of the time. But then these lows happen and I just feel like the only person on the planet. I want a pet, but I don't trust myself to take care of one. Like, what if I fuck up? The animal doesn't deserve that. My social anxiety stops me from meeting new people, or try dating again. So there's that. I dunno. Probably just gonna go for a drive. Try and clear my head. Maybe if I'm lucky I can accidentally hit a tree, and get bandaged up at the hospital. And all the people I associate with can show some fake sympathy for my plight. Or I could die, there's that too. Happy Easter.
That one time I was a drug dealer
Story time. So back in 2008, I was accepted into a well known automotive repair school in Massachusetts. This was the first time I had lived out of my parent’s house, without their help with food, bills, etc. Was told I needed to find a job, pay the electric and cable, all the fun things. It really didn’t take long for that to go wrong. I had found a job, but it was shit-tier pay. Rent was ridiculous, groceries were expensive and so was gas for the car. So then I started skipping some bills just so I could eat and get to school and work for a couple of weeks. But then the bills and fees started adding up. Great. Now, at the time, I was taking Strattera. For those not in the know, Strattera is/was an ADHD medication and it was supposed to be stronger than Adderall. So, very sought after by the pill poppers. The prescription was provided to me by my parents (seeing as I was still on their insurance) and it would get delivered to the local pharmacy, I just had to go pick it up. Copay was paid and everything. I told this guy at work about my money problems and he stops me and asks what medication I take for my ADHD. I told him what it was and he offered to pay me for a couple of pills and asked how much. Mind you, I was vanilla as fuck. Sheltered kid from the country, didn’t drink, smoke weed, anything. The idea was so out of my comfort zone I told him no thanks. But then the electric company started sending letters threatening to pull my meter. So, I went back to him (lets call him Joe), and said $4 for two. He happily handed me $5, told me to keep the change, and took one of the damn things right there. Half an hour later, he’s the most focused son of a bitch ever. Says he’ll gladly buy off of me. That’s where it all started. I started going to the local bar to shoot pool with my friends and sell pills on the side, in the parking lot at the school, at work...everywhere. The last sale I made, I sold a bottle of 60 pills to this guy at the bar for $400 (I had since learned the value of what I was selling and marked it up, because I wasn’t stupid). All in, I think I sold about $2,500-$3,000 worth of pills. And I spent nearly every dime of it paying my debts, groceries, gas, bills, and finding a second job. Sure, I probably could have kept going. I mean I had a steady flow of pills being provided to me for free and I could have had a very lucrative business for myself, but that’s not what I had intended. My back was to the wall and I had to make a decision in order to not be homeless and without means to get to my job or school.
Moral of the story: Desperation will make otherwise good people do questionable things.
That feeling of wanting to start another anime series, but end up not doing it because you get too attached lol.
Well if I'm being honest, in dating you my only expectations would be: stay beautiful and don't steal my wallet. Oh and gotta love cats. I would say enjoy food but I could already tell that part based on the cravings you post lol.
Well the first one I can’t keep because I honestly look like trash 95% of the time, but you can keep the wallet, can’t promise not to steal your pets though lol
"Look like trash 95% of the time"...
I think I dislodged my eyes I rolled them so hard.
How things tie together...
It's funny. Robert Frost. I had to memorize his poem "The Road Less Traveled" when I was in the sixth grade. Not only did I have to memorize it, but I then had to recite it. In front of a huge crowd. In a church. As I stepped up to the podium, I had forgotten everything I had memorized until the very second I started to speak. I somehow managed to pull it off. I learned two things from this experience. And those two things manifested themselves years and years apart. The first thing I learned was that I have horrible social anxiety. And the second is how much my life has turned out like that damn poem. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; Then took the other, as just as fair And having perhaps the better claim, Because it was grassy and wanted wear; Though as for that the passing there Had worn them really about the same, And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet knowing how way leads on to way, I doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference." And as you realize what the poem means, I have indeed taken the road less traveled. Not a lot of people on that road, as it turns out.
A February 14th poem
Roses are red I'm on my phone It's Valentine's Day And I'm still very alone Yaaaaaaaay
I must be dumb as fuck. I actually sat and waited for a reply thinking it was a gif.
Do you accept nudes from hot teenage girls desperate for Internet attention. I'm asking for a friend.
Male or female, don’t ever send nudes to strangers online, there are better more valid ways to get someones attention. You are worth more than that. I value a females nudity only in the right context.
Righteous.
nothing is worse than having to detach from someone who has seen all of you
Ever think you can do better than Eric and Dylan?
I don't post nearly as much as I could/should. And since I refuse to post a pic of myself, enjoy this Battlefield 1 gif instead. Because I'm a recluse who enjoys video games. I should fit in well here.