phoenix-173

Call me Nix. Comic Fangirl. Captain Corruptor. Darcyland. MCU. Geeking geekery to the geekiness. And some other stuff. Prompts are open.

[fangsandthangs]

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

[phoenix-173]

Rules: Without naming them, post 10 gifs of your favorite tv shows then tag 10 people. Thank you

I was tagged by @meilan-firaga

Tagging: @wheresarizona @amusewithaview @chrissihr @aenariasbookshelf @nobutsaurusly @hkthauer @danimydear @rosiedeplume @ibelieveinturtles @windyleaf

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: That was Finstock calling. Apparently, Eli has been using some very creative language today  Peter: Oh? Do tell. Stiles: Well, he called his math homework a "cluster duck" and his teacher a "mother flunker" Peter: [amused] Did he call anyone a "sock sucker"? [Stiles looks at him, pissed] Peter: What? It's just someone who sucks socks. Stiles: I can't believe you're teaching my son loophole swear words. Peter: In my defense, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation. And very clever of him, I must say.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[penrosesun]

[weaselle]

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"

But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.

In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.

They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.

At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.

That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)

[yeomanstuff]

This. All of this.

[6qubed]

Wednesday offers to help with split custody of Pugsley. her suggestion involved a big table saw

[swimmingblue]

They fight over who gets to hire the expensive big-firm lawyer and who gets to hire the up-and-coming rookie divorce lawyer. It's a whole Thing.

[ladyartemisia28]

The up and coming lawyer is Thing?

[aethersea]

Thing wins the case

[amultitudeofyellowrodents]

it's actually started because Thing just passed the bar exam and no one will hire Thing

[phoenix-173]

Reality check:

Am I the only one who describes pain in terms of sound? Pitch, waves, decibels, frequencies…?

It’s just me? Oh. Ok then.

[phoenix-173]

So it’s been a hot minute and I thought you’d all like to see my new tattoo:

[rebel-heart-gypsysoul]

Source: Facebook

**** Unmute!

[colorschanging]

@blueandbluer

[blueandbluer]

Well that’s just fucking delightful. 😍

[thegaymertrainer]

This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon

[phoenix-173]

*rings your doorbell then runs away*

Oh. Hi! 👋

[phoenix-173]

Kung Howl Fu: The Legendary Werewolves

Ok, but post nogitsune, Stiles starts collecting martial arts disciplines. Something to reconnect himself with his body, while also calming his mind. The focus on awareness and self reflection causes him to realize not all of the old fox is gone. But now he’s the one in control.

What can be open or closed, but still free?

And then his uncle Peter shows up. Wait. Since when does he have an uncle Peter?

[phoenix-173]

One is Kung Fu The Legend Continues.

One is Sheriff Stilinski.

One is the voice of 90s animated Gambit.

One is Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.

Or are they really the same person?

[phoenix-173]

Clearly it’s time to resurrect my own post. I was telling my sister about this today, and she totally thought they were the same person.

[candycorncandle]

choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl

I saw this going around , I wasn't tagged though but I want in on the fun

This one. I have long legs like Charlie here, eat a lot of snacks, and also run away from interacting. Also i love nature and will not leave until you make it painfully clear that I need to leave ur house as I've been there for 2 weeks.

Tags- @blackberrybucky @kim-monsterlings @peterssweetpea @himbos-are-my-lifeblood @bitchassbucky

[palettesofrenaissance]

deleting the many reblogs because I don't want a super long post on my blog

tagged by @gabbiehoran7 . it came down to a tie between these three

@soulsearchings @rebellconquerer @idontgettechnology @sharkaria @primrosesjemma @deepestspacegirl @whiskey-cokenfanfic 💞

[soulsearchings-deactivated20220]

@rebellconquerer @hobbitbruce @idontgettechnology @blackstarising @mythnmagic

[idontgettechnology]

It's a gif, but it's saved on my phone forever because no image has ever summed up my entire personality as much as this:

@grimeysociety @freyagreyson @aenariasbookshelf @typhoidmeri @fudebusho

[grimeysociety]

thank you baby for tagging me

I pass the baton to @sarahbeniel @livewire28 @typhoidmeri @zephrbabe @ibelieveinturtles @thecelestealmighty

[zephrbabe]

@ragwitch @chrissihr @sachertortes @bloomsoftly @freudensteins-monster

[chrissihr]

@aenariasbookshelf @typhoidmeri @phoenix-173 @yespumpkindoodlesthings @endlesscalendar

[phoenix-173]

@rosiedeplume @rhysiana @nobutsiriuslywhat @mhalachai @wheresarizona

[phoenix-173]

Kermit was one of my favorite parts of KF:TLC. He had strong BAMF vibes and seemed like someone who knew Fox Mulder personally.

I'm having 90s fic flashbacks. Throw in some Highlander and Forever Knight to the mix.

I recently decided to name one of my cars MacLeod.

It’s a Highlander.

[phoenix-173]

Kermit finds something interesting about Beacon Hills and drags Peter (and maybe Kwai Chang) Caine into town. Hijinks with the Stilinski's ensue!

Don’t tease me.

[phoenix-173]

One is Kung Fu The Legend Continues.

One is Sheriff Stilinski.

One is the voice of 90s animated Gambit.

One is Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat.

Or are they really the same person?

[phoenix-173]

Clearly it’s time to resurrect my own post. I was telling my sister about this today, and she totally thought they were the same person.

[phoenix-173]

Thanks @robrobinsontattoos for this AMAZING new tat for my husband. He can’t wait for his next new tattoo! #diehardpiercingandtattoostudio #amazingspiderman #spideysense #petertingle (at DieHard Piercing & Tattoo Studio) https://www.instagram.com/p/COZUx8rnrop/?igshid=m4zmve5w21ck

[melifair]

Imagine: Din Djarin runs into his mentor/buir figure. They're alone and can take off their helmets. Din's buir removes his helmet to reveal Oded Fehr. Enjoy.

You are intentionally cruel OMG

[lostdaemon]

And you are welcome.

[melifair]

This is a dilemma I tell you A DILEMMA

[melifair]

Ok but like Oded/buir is like

“of COURSE you became mand’alor”

Because he’s known Din since he was a scrappy little kid and knows that he wholeheartedly, if sometimes accidentally, wholeasses all of his shenanigans

[anais-ninja-bitch]

buir!oded, excited: i knee you could become a king!

buir!oded, disappointed and infuriated: i'm sorry, you gave your foundling to a what?

din: hot space twink jedi.

buir!oded: YOU THINK I CARE WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE

[melifair]

Din: look I went through a ton of shit just to get grogu to one of his kind

Buir!Oded: *exasperated stare*

Din: *under his breath* gimme a break, it’s been a while ok

Buir!Oded: since the last time I saw you? Or the last time you got laid?

Din: *facepalms with both hands* why are you like this?

Buir!Oded: *hands din a mirror*

[lostdaemon]

Buir!Oded is somehow a horrible influence, except it backfired and made Din extra straight-laced.

[melifair]

Exactly.

Buir!Oded = intentionally disasters

Din = attempts to intentionally avoid disaster-ing, but accidentally disasters anyway

Din: IM DOING MY BEST WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

[phoenix-173]

@sarastark @wheresarizona I would like to redraw your attention to this glorious post.