Mualani and Aether: *eating together*
Paimon:…..Are yall gonna kiss or what?
Aether:*chokes aggressively*
Mualani:W-What!? Where did that come from?
Paimon:You’re always hanging out. Everyone is thinking it. All are watching with interest.
Aether:No, you’re just a busybody. What, you make a bet or something with my relationships?
Aether:You’re betting on me!?
Paimon:Maybe! Who could say!?
Mualani:Haha, that explains the intense approach. Who the heck are you betting w- it’s Ajaw, isn’t it?
Paimon:He needs to know failure! To be humbled!
Paimon:He said “despite the mediocrity of my lowly servant, the blonde would easily fall victim to Kinich before some chatty Beach Bum” and Paimon thought that was stupid and said “Aether’s been falling for Mualani faster than a rushing tide. If he’s wants to be with anyone it’s clearly someone as likable as her!”
Aether:Now why would you repeat that last part?
Mualani:I’ve been giving you nonstop surfing lessons every chance we get when you ask.
Aether:Because it’s fun! We’re having fun!
Mualani:Also , “chatty beach bum?” I might have to tell Kinich about that one.
Paimon:Oh yeah, losing means Paimon has to “bow celebrate his glory as a faithful servant.”
Paimon:He gets locked up for a week.
Mualani:Aether, I think it would be incredibly irresponsible of you to not kiss me.
Aether:You are shockingly petty.
Mualani:It’s Ajaw! Nobody wants a world where he’s winning. A week of us hanging out with Kinich and Kachina in peace.
Paimon:Why are you pretending you don’t literally fall in love with a land and its people in every nation.
Aether:*holds Sandshrew* For your information, I’m trying to set a good example my child and take matters slow like the responsible adult I am.
Paimon:You flirted your way out of court case against in Fontaine.
Mualani:That’s impressive.
Aether:Thank you. I surprised myself.
Paimon:You’re not even denying it!
Mualani:Admittedly, my pride would be ever so slightly bruised if Ajaw did win that bet. In the grand scheme of it all however, it doesn’t really matter considering I’m dating Kinich.
Mualani:Yeah I’m not surprised Ajaw didn’t mention that part. Kinich actually made the first move. I was super surprised. That’s probably why Ajaw was so confident you’d lose.
Paimon:That little- of course he’d play dirty.
Aether:And what are you doing right now?
Mualani:Don’t be too hard on her. To be fair, Kinich and I are just as competitive in our own way. Like how we plan fun one on one activities with you. And don’t pretend you don’t know we’re flirting; otherwise you wouldn’t have felt the need to explain your lifestyle. You totally like the attention.
Aether:*red* It doesn’t happen often. I feel a little special is all.
Mualani:And there’s nothing wrong with that. I honestly like just hanging out. I’d do it regardless if you’re interested in me or not.
Paimon:You’re totally is type. It’s actually embarrassing.
Aether:I’m gonna grill you.
Paimon:What!? We both agree Mualani and Kachina definitely should get the chance to meet Amber and Collei. They’d be the bestest friends. Especially Amber and Mualani.
Mualani:Oh? Now I’m interested. She sounds like quite the individual.
Aether:Hehe, yeah she’s incredible.
Eula:I didn’t think buring water was possible. *freezes stove*
Amber:What can I say? I’m full of surprises. *lowers head* Let’s just order breakfast today.
Mualani:Well the way I see things, you have options that all lead to fine outcomes. If you’re not interested in either of us that’s perfectly okay. If you aren’t attracted to me that’s alright. I know I’m a lot.
Paimon: (I see he hasn’t gotten to his Fontaine stories yet…)
Mualani:However, if you do happen to be interested, then I have it on good authority that leaning forward right now wouldn’t be embarrassing at all. *smirks*
Paimon:I’ll cover Sandshrew’s eyes.
Aether:How the heck did I end up becoming the equivalent of a bounty?
Paimon and Mualani: You’re a catch.
Paimon:Hello Kinich! *side eyes* Ajaw…
Kinich:Mind your tone, anemic bloaty floaty. Soon you will be bowing in reverence to the mighty-
Paimon pulls out a photo she took of Aether and Mualani from a distance, creating the assumption that she did it in secret. It was the two of them sharing a gentle and whimsical kiss by the water with their meal.
Paimon:Oh it’s very possible. You’re looking right at it. They’re dating and you’ve lost.
Kinich:Well I guess that’s that. *stands up* It was one week, correct?
Ajaw:Don’t you dare! This thing cheated! It had to!!
Kinich:You know what they say. “You play stupid games…”
Paimon: “You get stupid prizes.”
Kinich:Time to honor your reward for losing.
Ajaw:I swear to the heavens themself if you dare- *banished*
Kinich:Realistically I’m probably going to need him after for four days to do something.
Paimon:Every second will be cherished. Also, you’ve been invited to go camping and to a dinner.
Kinich:Heh, I suspected as much. *smiles* I really can’t keep with all you sometimes.
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