Meh

Just stuff I like, mostly nerdy junk

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If anyone throws Genshin leaks in my inbox or in comment thread, I’ll just block you forever.

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9 Days of Lancaster Day5: Knights and Nobility

Far off in a land kissed by dusk and riddled with the denizens from both light and dark, the eve of a grand party basked in red awaits a proud kingdom.

As the people eagerly await a chance of status, power, wealth, or fun, a young man loses himself in the royal courtyard instead. Here it was quiet, a little ways away from the growing festivities. Many used this time to perfect their attire, but deciding he was already good enough, the blonde chose to risk soiling them as he walked through path of rose bushes. As he went to grab one, metal clanking from behind him grew unavoidab to ignore. He turned around with a smug smile on his face, knowing immediately the knight behind him was clad in silver armor with red dyed accents on every edge. The patterns on the greaves matched the thorns in this garden, and the knights sword revealed his family’s golden crest on the hilt below the red blade. Even with their helmet on, their gaze was evident.

Jaune: Another new blade? Surely The Red Knight isn’t one for hunting royals with specialized blades?

Red:Your Highness, please don’t joke in that manor.

Jaune:Only if you remember to use my name. After all, this isn’t an official gathering, nor a formal request to come drag me back.

Red:You underestimate Her Majesty.

Jaune:So it is formal? And they chose to send you? They must really want me back. One good pout from Red Knight Ruby and I’ll feel bad.

Ruby:Heh, is this you asking to see my face? You could make an order.

Jaune:*crosses arms* I could never. Chivalry isn’t strictly for knights y’know.

Ruby:It suits your style nicely. A worthy virtue for a crowned prince.

Jaune:Heh, “crowned.” Let’s be honest with each other. My father is more likely to pick one of my many capable sisters over me. Don’t you think?

Ruby:I can’t and will not claim to know the king’s thought process. I rather like my life. That said, do give him a little more credit. Do you believe he’d place this nation in the hands of twins before you?

Jaune:Hahaha! I suppose that would be the most chaotic choice. Still, I don’t think I would complain. If I’m not chosen then all the more reason to do something more meaningful. You did say chivalry suited me.

Ruby:Being a knight isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. It’s riddled with danger.

Jaune:Do you regret your choices to be one.

Ruby:Not a single day. To fight for this kingdom brings me joy.

Jaune:Sigh, I admire that loyalty. Living your dream is a blessing. I guess there’s no use asking you if you ever dreamed of switching roles.

Ruby:M-Me? A princess? I fear that’s a lifestyle I don’t think I could ever manage. I don’t envy bureaucracy squabbling. I’m better with a blade.

Jaune:Really? Word says are most talented knight in generations can adapt to even the strangest of circumstances.

He plucks a flower off of its stem and walks over to his knight. It was always a little humorous getting close to her. So much talent in a person a little over half his height. Jaune made no jester or spoke no words as he held the rose. A tiny sigh left her as she looked around before holding each side of her helmet. A thick mop of black and dark red hair bounced as it fell out. Jaune couldn’t help but chuckle; Ruby had been making the pout the entire time and the eyes that gleamed brighter than her blade looked at him gently. His head delicately placed the rose in her hair, tucking it near her left ear.

Jaune:If our roles were reversed, I think I’d have no regrets either. Serving you would be a fine life’s goal.

Ruby:Y-You…shouldn’t say such things, your highness…

Jaune:Would that also cause trouble for you? *tilts head*

Ruby:*red*….Umm-

???:There you are!

Ruby immediately puts her helmet back on and turns around to face her fellow knight clad in black and princess Saphron. A knee is taken immediately as she rushes over.

Ruby:Princess.

Saph:Oh no need for all that. Thank you for pinning him down long enough. My dear baby brother can certainly run when he wants to.

Jaune:That makes two of us.

Saph:Well you learned from the greatest. Unfortunately there’s no outrunning mother. She’s this close to sending the entire crown’s guard. Let’s go! A-

Jaune:All must be in attendance. Sigh, okay. Ruby, Blake, I will see you later.

Blake:Ruby will actually be patrolling around the castle instead of the banquet.

Jaune:That so? I suppose I’ll just need to give another reason for someone to send you my way.

Ruby:….

Saph:Stop causing her trouble! I’m sure she has better things to do.

The elder sister takes her brother’s hand and whisks him away, playfully shaking her head at him while he pretends to not understand why.

The two knights watch the royalty leave. Once out of sight, they both remove their helmets. Blake watches as Ruby pulls a flower from her hair to look at. The younger girl’s eyes seemed to drip off into a fantasy.

Her, a princess? Preposterous! And yet, under certain circumstances, the idea wasn’t…upsetting by any means.

Blake:He fancies you.

Ruby:!? He’s…having fun is all.

Blake:Curious how he only seems to have fun when you’re around. Perhaps we should swap patrol routes in the interest of keeping at least one royal where they’re supposed to be?

Ruby:Unnecessary. He would never cause real trouble for his family.

Blake:Such faith in him~

Ruby:*red* Hush! There’s no point in this conversation. Even if you said were remotely true, a prince at the end of it all pursues a princess. That is…how all of this functions.

Blake:As you say. *puts helmet on* But even from where I’m from, it’s well known that many nobles have a more…honest and simple origin.

The mischievous knight leaves, more playful than usual. Ruby glances at the flower again, flustered over that information for some reason. As she goes to drop the rose, Ruby hesitates. It’s not as if her helmet lacks space. Despite her best efforts, it returns to her hair right where kind hands placed it. The helmet is placed back on, and she walks off to continue her job. Perhaps if she’s quick about it…a patrol around the banquet itself wouldn’t be out of the ordinary. It’s important to keep an eye on everything after all.

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9 Days of Lancaster Day4: Patching Injuries

They say most nightmares begins and ends in a dream, but for Ruby, sleep seemed to be the only quiet place. Pulled back into the waking world, her eyes open as she sits up violently. Pain wracks her body from the sudden jolt all across her sides; the familiar sensation of strained stitches and bruised ribs. Thankfully it dulls quickly. Before she could ponder anything, a voice calls to her from the right. Sitting in a chair beside their bed is none other than her healer.

Jaune:Don’t move much. Your aura is still replenishing.

Ruby:Jaune? How did…right. *lays down* I made it back home.

Jaune:Is that what we’re calling it? You were practically in a daze when you knocked. I had to carry you.

Ruby:Heh, my bad. Things got a little crazy.

Jaune:Do you know how long you were gone?

Ruby:It’s been a week.

Jaune:Two weeks. I thought you said the mission was four days?

Ruby:Yeah, and then I texted you that I took another one. After that…I might’ve found another. People like asking a hero for help.

Jaune:A hero needs rest like anyone else.

Ruby:Not arguing that. Things got a little crazy on the hunt. I can admit that, but wasn’t anything I couldn’t handle. That’s not ego talking either.

Jaune:….

Ruby:What? I’m sorry! Is that what you want to hear?

Jaune:Not if you don’t mean it.

Ruby:Well…I do.

Jaune:What the heck got you so good?

Ruby:Forces from the battle that were left hidden. Salem sure made everything she could.

Jaune:You didn’t think to call for backup?

Ruby:All the mission said was “rouge grimm” and they were causing immediate harm. I didn’t think I was about to find the special forces of grimm.

She chuckled, but Jaune didn’t seem amused. Ruby still played it off, rolling over away from him.

Ruby:I’m taking another mission in a couple days.

Jaune:Solo?

Ruby:Is that an issue?

Jaune:…Ruby, you could’ve died outside today if I wasn’t home. It’s the desert. The war has been over for months now, and yet you’re acting like we’re on borrowed time. It’s not even about clean up. You’re just…leaving.

Ruby:…..

Jaune:Do you…need to talk to someone? It doesn’t have to be me but I think maybe-

Ruby:I don’t have PTSD. It’s not like most of the battle was any different from the rest. Even you thought it was short.

Jaune:It was still crazy, and I wasn’t assuming that’s what you had. I just…I don’t know. Let me go on the next one with you. It’s not like I’ll slow you down. Plus I could use the ex-

Ruby: Jaune, I don’t need you looking after me! I get that I screwed up this time but it worked out! No need to be so scared. I’m not gonna die on you.

Jaune:….Are we okay?

As if a spell had broken, Ruby turned around and saw the boy looking solemnly at the edge of the bed. Her fingers clenched the covers as she sat up again.

Ruby:What?

Jaune:We’ve been arguing a lot lately. More than we’ve ever had. I get there’s growing pains in living together and all but…I guess I thought saving the world was the hard part. Now it feels simple compared to…us. Changing the world means changing us it seems.

Ruby:S-So what? Is this you asking for a break?

Jaune:Ruby, I’ll never need a break from you, but if this is too fast or you feel like you need to do something without hearing an opinion then…I’ll get out of your way. You can’t ask me to not worry about you. Best you can do is tell me to go.

Ruby:…..

Ruby:I’m sorry. For real, I…I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have talked to you like that. You’re just worried about me.

Jaune:Should I be?

Ruby:…I…I don’t think I know how to be normal.

……….

Ruby:It’s really dumb, thinking back at it. I always talked about being normal and living life. I did it; I became a hero like I wanted and now I have the rest life to do the rest. But…no matter what I think of, I can’t help but wonder what my next mission is. Why find the time for a hobby when I can pack my things and go fight something? I don’t mind the applause but it isn’t for that; I’m not afraid of the peace getting ruined either. I’m sure it’ll endure. And that…scares me. *tearing up* I fought foot to be over, and now I’m mad about it? Heh, how stupid can one girl be?

Jaune:You’re not stupid.

Ruby:Well I’m not smart! Not like Weiss! I never looked ahead at a grand picture like Blake! I’m definitely not as adaptable as Yang! Ren and Nora already know what they want to do with their orphanage, and I’ve never seen you happier than when you put down your sword! You’re so happy with this; with us! Why…why aren’t I? *rubbing face* I love you. This should be the perfect ending but it isn’t because all I ever wanted to be is a huntress! Every time I’m out there I feel so calm but then the mission ends and I….

Her voice shattered like glass, overwhelmed with this disgusting sense of guilt that made her head fall into her hands. She did her best to hold it all in, but then she felt Jaune’s arms wrapping around her. Ruby’s breath hitched again and again as she audibly wept. Saving the world really was the easiest part.

Jaune:It’s okay. Things are…okay. I know I look happy to finally rest, but the joy of it is being with you. Don’t ever feel like taking me on another mission is a burden. I’m a huntsman too. As for after the mission ends, we can solve that together too. It might feel awkward and even boring at times, but that’ll end too. It’s not like your talents end at combat either.

He managed to pull away Ruby’s hands from her face. Both his thumbs repeatedly wiped away flowing tears as she tried to pull herself together.

Jaune:You’re the most talented person I’ve ever met. Athletic to a fault and caring. Not to mention a motivator. Any sport could be a hobby, and there’s thousands who still want to hear your voice. Wasn’t your dad and uncle a teacher? I don’t know if you care for that sort of thing, but you’d be an awesome one! The best even. Oh! Let’s not forget you’re an exceptional weapons craftsman. You could totally start your own little forge or shop.

Ruby:That…That sounds kinda fun.

Jaune:See!? Nobody loves weapons quite like you. It can even just be a hobby you do occasionally and you test them out on missions. I know things don’t feel as great as you had hoped. I feel the same. After all, my happy ending has you smiling brighter than the sun. We’re no strangers to fighting for a happy ending, so it should feel pretty normal working towards it together, right?

His smile soothes her arching heart. Again, Ruby returns to his embrace, clinging to him with all her heart.

Ruby:I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have made you worry like that. I should know better; I know exactly what waiting feels like! Please, please don’t think I want you go. I love you. I’m always going to love you!

Jaune:Apology accepted. It might not sound the best right now, but take a proper rest. Breathe. Just breathe. We can worry about everything else later.

Slowly, Ruby got her body under control. Her chest stopped hurting, the trembling in her fingers ceased, and her tears dried. The warmth of Jaune’s hand against the right side of her face steadied her breathing. Ruby couldn’t stop herself from tugging down on him shirt, bringing him in for a kiss brimming with thoughts and emotions. Despite her confidence in many things, Ruby always feared she never said enough no matter how much she spoke. May this kiss even be half enough to express how badly she felt for her attitude. Even when their lips parted, it wasn’t long at all before they met again to reassure her of his forgiveness. By the time it ended, Ruby had fully calmed down, now resting her head on his chest.

Jaune:Now then, should I cook your favorite meal tonight?

Ruby:Later. Right now, just stay like this. At least a little longer.

Jaune:Not a problem. I love you.

Ruby:Can I make this up to you somehow? Please?

Jaune:Hmm, you can make me new armor? When you’re healed of course.

Ruby:Deal. You can have the first Ruby Rose original.

Jaune:Looking forward to it. I know you’ll do great.

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9 Days of Lancaster Day3: Other’s POV

Summer:Y’know when I was growing up I was often told to win a guy over by making a delicious meal. Not to brag but I think I make an exceptional steak; yet despite all odds, my dear husband chooses to decline mine in favor of a restaurant’s. It’s a good thing my pride isn’t easily bruised~

Tai:*red* Summer, it’s our anniversary. Neither of us should be cooking. We’re on a date!

Summer:Hehe, I’m just teasing. Still, it’s a bit funny you chose a steakhouse.

Tai:Well it has a certain someone’s favorite dessert I can’t seem to recreate.*looks at menu*

Summer:Don’t feel bad. Strawberry tarts might as well be arcane sorcery. I can only make like three perfect ones. Of course that means I only eat one while the rest go to-

Tai:….*looks up* Summer?

Summer:Ruby?

Tai:Yeah, she does love them as much as-

Summer:No, Ruby. Look.

He looked over his shoulder and sure enough, several tables away was their daughter in a pink dress with strawberries on it, sitting patiently in a booth. Before either of them could question why, the girl’s head perks up as a well dressed Jaune approaches and sits on the opposite end of the booth.

Tai:Are they on a date!?

Summer:That’s not the shocking part. Our little girl is in pink! When did she even buy that?

Tai:Well she has gotten a friend that’s rather high class. Should we embarrass them?

Summer:Taiyang Xiao Long…

Tai:It was a jooooke. I won’t bother her. I’m not that mean.

Even from here, Summer could tell her girl was twiddling her thumbs. She also did that when she was nervous. Ruby’s face was permanently pink and her eyes, though a little avoidant, always returned to their target with the softest gaze that melted Summer’s heart. Tai couldn’t hear the conversation between the two, but he could see that they were giggling nonstop.

Summer:Our little girl is really in love, isn’t she?

Tai:No doubt about it. I remember you used to make that same face when we studied together.

Summer:Cross our fingers that boy doesn’t pick someone else then.

Tai:Wooooow, you’re feisty today.

Summer:I kid, I kid. Honestly the fact those two are on a date is proof she’s leagues ahead of me at her age.

Tai:Maybe one day this will be their anniversary spot.

Summer:Don’t make me cry! *raises hand* Waiter!

Waiter:Hmm? Is something wrong?

Summer:No. sniffles Just…send a plate of strawberry tarts to that young couple over there. Keep it anonymous.

Waiter:Consider it done. *walks away*

Tai:She’s definitely going to know something is up.

Summer:She’ll be distracted by pastries.

Tai:Guess I’ll go ahead and pay their bill too. Wouldn’t want Ruby to eat all this man’s money.

Summer:Oh? Has he earned your respect? A guy good enough for your babygirl?

Tai:*red*…I like how attentive he seems to be. It makes her smile; not to mention she’s constantly bringing him up. If she’s happy, I’m happy.

Summer:Awww, how cute. I just might fall for you all over again.

Tai:Well it is our anniversary. *holds hand* Shall we pretend it’s our first date all over again? *kisses hand.

Summer:*blushes* I remember how that ended.

Tai:I meant the dinner and butterflies!

Summer:Hehe, yes. To all of it.

Tai:How greedy.

Summer:You know who you married.

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I really want the next scene that happens is Sora registering its Young Xehanort and just swinging his keyblade from this position. Xehanort isn’t even mad. It’s unfortunately the most reasonable response ever. 😂

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WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE NEW KH4 TRAILER!!!

When I tell you at was at work with 4 hours of sleep in me and feeling utterly miserable, I’m not exaggerating. I pulled out my phone on break to see a Nintendo video uploaded 10 minutes ago and one of the staff members saw the literal light come back to my eyes.

Once again, life doesn’t feel so bad. I genuinely feel happy and will proceed to have a more balanced diet.

She looks so good! I just want to see Sora and her hangout already!!!😭

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9 Days of Lancaster Day2: Snowed in

In the heart of Vale at a hotel, a dorky reaper stares off into the snow capped city covered in the midst of a storm. For the past hour, howling wind only grew increasingly louder like a pack of wolves. Only the beep of her scroll cut through the bellows, and she didn’t even have to read the message.

Ruby:And just like that, we’re Snowed in. So much for concerts and conventions.

Jaune:*on the bed* I’m sure they’ll reschedule.

Ruby:But we already used time ooooffff! Not to mention part of our winter break. The only thing worse is if we were stuck in dorms.

Jaune:At least we have an excuse to not worry about studies.

Ruby:Our topic should be why Vale should have a heating grid like Atlas. Siiiigh

Jaune:…*pats bed*

Ruby:…

Jaune:patpatpatpatpat

Ruby:Okay!

Accepting defeat, Ruby joins him on the bed. As hard as she tried to remain cold and grumpy, the pull of her waist into his arms was soothing.

Jaune:This was really important to you, wasn’t it?

Ruby:I just… we don’t get many chances to do casual, average things.

Jaune:Looking for those “normal knees?”

Ruby:They’re apparently nowhere to be found, again.

Jaune:Well…complaining is normal. Booking an hotel for a con is pretty normal; and so is the disappointment of delays and cancellations.

Ruby:I know you’re trying to make me feel better but it’s sounding like the cruelty of life.

Jaune:My point is you don’t have to chase normalcy. Even though you’re super cool and awesome all the time, you’re a normal girl through and through. That’s what makes you cool to begin with.

Ruby:…Is it normal to want to kiss you right now?

Jaune:Me specifically? No, that’s beyond strange and you might need to look into that.

Ruby:Hehe, hey, don’t disrespect my crush like that. He’s really sweet, even if he rambles.

Jaune:You’re one to talk. I can’t remember half the weapons you named at this event.

Ruby:I’ll remind you later.

She grabbed his collar, pulling herself up slightly and tilting her head to give Jaune a big kiss. His arms wrapped around her before he fell backwards, spurring some laughter and deepening the kiss. As it ended, Ruby rose her head to look at the boy’s blushing face before hiding her own in the crook of his neck. The way his hands traveled up and down her back made her spine tingle.

Ruby:Soooo, is there any other normal things that happen in a snowed in hotel room?

Jaune:I-I can think of maybe one or two. Three if pressed.

Ruby:Neat.

With a deep breath, Ruby moved, placing a leg on each side of the knight. She watched his eyes grow wide as her hands rested on his chests and her body properly straddled him.

Ruby:If…it’s okay with you, show me? You might it think it’s strange or call it odd but…..I think it could only feel normal with you.

Jaune:*deep red* Wow, you really know how to butter someone up, hehe. Uhh…*holds her hands* Alright. If that’s really how you feel. Let’s be normal then, together.

Ruby:Together. *smiles* I guess I ended up studying after all.

Jaune:I don’t think this will help in class, or be much of an extensive course I fear.

Ruby:Heh, don’t worry about it. After all, *leans forward* it’s not like we have anywhere else to be~

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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The end of Final Fantasy VII Revelation is going to be so funny. In the original you could just blatantly miss stuff and characters which makes the end harder. People are going to comb through Revelation side quests and find absolute nonsense.

They’re so ready to beat Sephiroth’s ass. This is a pull up after finding all their best gear. That final Omni Slash is going to look like divine intervention.

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Yang:*walking downstairs* Dad? You home? Da-

Tai:*laying on the couch* Sup kiddo.

Yang:….

She looks down to see her mother sleeping, her head in Tai’s chest as he flips through tv channels. She really is just…chillin. Though even as she sleeps, Raven can’t help but look like a grumpy black c-

Yang:*shudders* Eugh…

Tai:Come on, is that really necessary? She’s not even awake.

Yang:No , it’s that. It’s just….*pulls out scroll*

Tai:Hmm?

She flips the screen his way to show a picture of Blake sleeping.

Tai:Oh, sweetie….

Yang:I hate everything. What do you mean I’m a product of my environment down to my preferences?

Tai:To be fair, you should’ve guessed that when she left you and you still loved her.

Yang:I am going to scream.

Tai:Well your sister’s boyfriend looks a little like me so…I don’t know. There’s probably a family plan for therapy. I’ll look into it. At least you’re not seeing Summer in other people.

Yang:…Ruby.

Tai:….

Tai:I’m not counting that for the sake of everyone.

Yang:Coco

Tai:Who!!?

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Season Show Runners

2.0

Bosses:*rampaging*

Belle:This Assualt looks tough.

Yixuan:Stand back, I’ll handle this for you. Let’s go, Ju Fufu!

Ju Fufu:Bring it on!!!

Belle:Thanks a bunch you two!

Yixuan:Helping out a junior is natural, as long we are able to.

xxxxx

Wise:There’s this tower…

Yixuan:Say no more.

xxxxx

Ju Fufu:To Shiyu Defense!

Belle:Yeeeaaahhh!

xxxxx

Yixuan:Ready?

Lucia:*on her shoulders* Yep!

Ju Fufu:Nothing can stop us!

2.4

Dialyn:You really are quite the talent!

Yixuan:Likewise.

Ju Fufu:*on a bench*…..I had a good run. It’s for the best.

2.5

Shunguang:Dialyn, we’re heading out!

Yixuan:Breaks over Ju Fufu. Time to head out.

Ju Fufu:Let’s Goooooooo!

2.8

Belle:Hey guys? The last D-

Wise:Already left.

Belle:*smiles* I guess it is a routine by now.

xxxxxx

Sobek:RAAAAWWWWWRRR!!!

Yixuan:Who would’ve thought I’d be volunteering for so much overtime? How fitting it ends with you.

Dialyn:Real shame that adorable little tiger couldn’t be here.

Yixuan:I’m sure she’s perfectly happy missing this one. After all, she gets to be a dependable senior.

xxxxxx

Isoleda:DROWN IN DESPAIR!

Shunguang:We never will!

Ju Fufu:You’re facing the power of dutiful senior and her splendid junior!

J&S:Bring it on!!!

Sunna:*behind them* What they said!

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My RWBY content popping off on Tumblr and being niche on ao3 is funny because my hoyo stuff on here always feels like a miss while ao3 eats it up.

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Me:I’m gonna write a short little one off about one of my favorite-

20k words

Me:Huh…well that got out of hand. Wouldn’t mind doing a tiny follow in the fu-

41k words

Me:I can’t be trusted.

Brain:Add a bonus chapter.

Me:….Later.

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I might take a break after the Lancaster event. I just finished a Star Rail fic after months of tackling it. Check it out on ao3. Same username.

Even if you’re not interested, feel free to lie to me by giving me a kudo and moving on. 😂

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9 Days of Lancaster Day 1: “This isn’t what it looks like”

Knock Knock Knock

Weiss:Ruby! You in there?

Ruby:It’s open.

Weiss:Kay.

She opens the door to begin her rant, but fails to get a single word out as she sees Ruby and Jaune under the covers of her bed.

Jaune:Hi.

Ruby:What’s up?

Weiss:*blushing* It..It can wait. I didn’t know I was intruding.

Ruby:Oh it’s fine. Things barely got started.

Weiss:St-Still…I just wanted to know if you knew if Yang stole my comb again.

Ruby:If she did, it’s probably hidden in Ren’s drawer.

Weiss:Thanks. Ummm, would you…like me to lock the door?

Ruby:You can leave it unlocked.

Weiss:But what if someone barges in and catches you two…y’know?

Ruby:…What?

Weiss:Huh?

Jaune:Uh, Weiss? We’re not…this isn’t-

Ruby:*red* Gasp! Wait, you thought-

The reaper flips off the covers to reveal…absolutely nothing worth freaking out about. Her and Jaune are fully clothed. Scared Weiss half to death for a second though.

Ruby:We’re just cuddling! Why would you think otherwise!?

Weiss:You said things “barely started!”

Jaune:Yeah. The movie. *points to tv*

Weiss:….

Ruby:…So you just thought I invited you into my room while in the middle of sex?

Weiss:Don’t turn this on me! You’ve done weirder things!

Ruby:No, no I haven’t! Wow, can’t believe you have such a gutter brain. Who would’ve thought?

Weiss:I don’t! Jaune, help me out here!

Jaune:I’m gonna be honest…this is hard to defend. The door wasn’t even locked. You think we’re that bold?

Weiss:It could’ve been a spur of the moment!

Ruby and Jaune:….

Weiss:My mind isn’t filthy!

Ruby:It’s okay. Blake and Yang are the same, and I still love them.

Weiss:STAHP!

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If Aether were able to introduce video games to Teyvat, what game wpuld he choose and who wpuld he have try out said game?

Good vibes only. He’s bringing dancing games and the Wii Sports. Natlanese would love Sports Resort.

He fears bringing any game involving aliens or defeating gods is going to give someone too many ideas. He’d rather show people Sims and let them draw their own conclusions.

The only reason he wouldn’t introduce any tycoon simulator is because he makes too much money running businesses when asked to give away secrets. Instead he’ll watch people obsess over Candy Crush.

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Say, considering it’s pride month now, it feels topical to ask this: did you get any “deeply unhealthy yaoi” from Dottore and Pantalone? Frankly, I buy it more than Kaveh x Alhaithim.

I’m conflicted because Pantalone knew him as both an 85 year old and an 8 year old at the same time. Feels too weird.

I think they just enjoy knowing there is someone else as fucked up as they are in the sense that they would lay people down on shards of glass and consider it a red carpet.