Sevika as your wife- SFW & A little NSFW// headcannons
A/N: okay NSFW is labeled. BEWARE, I showed my true colors. I hope you all enjoy. Not proofread.🩷
• She eats trail mix like a dad, where they shake the trail mix before eating it. She also has the habit of standing right In front of the TV while eating her trail mix.
• You have to keep an eye on her when she eats. She is a fast eater and you have to make sure she doesn’t choke. It’s a mystery how she hasn’t choked yet.
• She’s definitely the type to feed you. ALOT. And if you’re the type to not be hungry in the morning, she’ll make you a smoothie/shake- She’ll watch you until it’s finished.
• she’s a large woman, so the nastiest protein shake is in her daily regime..She chugs it like nothing. When you tried it, and gagged she couldn’t help but laugh, eyes crinkled, while rubbing your back in sympathy.
• she is loud when in the comfort of her own home. She’s watching a sports game? Loud. Football? Loud. Hockey? Loud. Rugby? Loud. She cussed the hell out of the tv when watching the Christopher watts documentary.
• She’s a loud sneezer, she nearly shakes the damn building. You always giggle when she sneezes always yelling out a “bless you, my leaf blower.” When you sneeze she’ll say in the softest tone “bless you my baby”, even if you shake the house when you sneeze too.
• Loves working out with you (but separate workouts of course). You’d be her spotter sometimes knowing DAMN WELL you will not be able to save her. She’s benching 3 plates….you’re both fucked if she trains until failure.
• LOVES IT WHEN YOU BOTH MATCH AT THE GYM, you are hers so she will drop LOADS of money for you both to match. Of course, she’ll always go for sweats and a wife pleaser, maybe a baggy ass sweater. You definitely get scary dog privilege.
•Loves classic rock, punk rock, goth rock; any type of rock!
• I don’t know why, but I have this feeling that she also loves old school rap, OLDIES, and R&B.
• Sevika Laughs loud as fuck, it’s this rich full belly close to fully wheezing laugh- it’s very contagious. If she finds something you said or did really funny her knees buckle while she hold her stomach. You’ve made her laugh cry before, it’s the best.
^ An instance you made her wheeze, was during the time you babysat your niece, you got into a “your mama” fight. To be fair your niece started it, and you clearly ended it with a, “You’re mom is so fat thinking about her broke my neck”. Sevika gasped as your neice’s lip wobbled and she crossed her arms letting out a “hmm” before crying, sevikas mouth opened so quickly, she slapped her hand over her mouth and quickly turned her body away from your niece. While you consoled your niece, reassuring that it was a just a joke sevikas body shook uncontrollably, as she tried to calm herself down. Your niece, while crying, walked to sevika for a hug; giving you a dirty look. Sevika hugged her, mustering out a a choked out “Bad [—], come here baby, it’s okay.” While rubbing her back while looking up at the ceiling- trying to hold in her laugh. Later that night, after little Emilia went home, you both were settling into bed, all of the sudden she bursted into giggles again for what seems like the nth time that day. Tears streaked her temples and she laughed while looking at the ceiling. Sevika had taught you that joke.
•Can cook decently, but can barbecue even better- her specialty is steak and mashed potatoes- she loves her protein and carbs man. She’s an ass baker tho. Her chocolate chip cookies were so damn hard, you nearly broke a tooth- and her sourdough bread always ends up raw in the center. You can always tell it’s heading south when you hear a “Man fuck this shit! This is some bullshit!”from the kitchen. You always end up baking the sweets.
•Is so competitive!! Even if she says she isn’t, It comes to her naturally. Jenga, uno, and monopoly have resulted in heated -not really- arguments. It’s safe to say your home has ALOT of board games. One time you made the mistake of buying unsolved crimes files for a date night, you both ended up arguing on what was right- you both were wrong.💔
• Is soft when it comes to children and animals, stray cats are her favorite. She swears she could have a pet lion if it was legal. Says she has the aura for it.
• Is a snorer, a loud one at that. She drools a lil too. So cute.🥹
• The side of her bed carry’s her scent deeply. It always smells like her anti dandruff shampoo (her hair gets oily quickly), her coconut/shea lotion, and a faint smell of perfume which is usually unisex- very vanilla, ceadarwood. Realistically a little bit of cigarette smoke too. She’s trying to quit though!
• is a human furnace, always needs the AC at 62 degrees. If you’re cold? You’re not. She’s always cuddling you.
•The type to always swallow spices wrong and ends up coughing. I don’t know, I can see her biting into a mango with tajin and ending up nearly coughing a lung out.
•Fixes your car, if there are any issues. If she cannot make time to, which is RARE, She has a mechanic who owes her. She will always pick up your car too, you never have to interact with the mechanic at all. She also ALWAYS checks your car for any issues every three weeks. Need an oil change? Done? Out of wiper fluid? Already filled. Tires worn? Don’t worry baby she’s got it. Cars dirty? Interior and exterior are squeaky clean with a scent bomb in the car.
• Hums or softly sings a song that stuck in her head while fixing a part of your house.
• Looks so damn sexy driving. Her seat reclined, one arm on the wheel the other on her temple while her elbow rests on the driver door. YUMMMMM.
• If she’s wearing a cap it’s almost always backwards when she’s around you. When she barely arrives home, Does the hat flip when she’s about to kiss you.
• Loves sweets!! She’s like a bear at night, she will look for a snack. You can always find her in the kitchen approximately at 10PM getting a snack. You make sure to keep the cabinet stacked with her favorites.
• Hugeee Eskimo kisser!! She’s having a bad day? She’ll walk up to you and embraces you into a bear hug before pulling back with the sweetest expression and lighting rubs her nose against yours. Of course she needs to kiss your soft lips too.
• sometimes she’ll randomly stare at you and let out a guttural elongated grunt, you know the ones you let out when you see a cute baby or baby animal? Yeah, well she does that paired with smooshing your cheeks together with one hand, and kissing your lips repeatedly!! You give her MASSIVE cuteness aggression.
• Loves when you sit on her lap while she drinks a beer. She’s sitting down, legs spread deliciously. She’ll pat her right thigh with a “c’mere beautiful”
• Will always make sure your flowers are replaced! Also loves flowers in return- she’s just a girl 🥹🩷
• Will always stand in front of you when she feels you are being threatened or just in general at the face of danger . She instinctively moves forward, an arm behind her to feel that you’re still there.
•Has knocked out men for being too persistent that “where’s your girlfriend? I don’t see her anywhere”
• if you get her ANGRY -which is rare, you get away with everything, she’ll walk off, not before telling you “I’m going out for a bit. ”
• When you’re mad at her???? Expect a kicked puppy look from her. Expect endless apologies, only if she knows she fucked up!! but if she is still thinks she’s in the right, expect a defeated look. She’ll rub her eyes hard with her fingers and look up to the ceiling exasperated, she wants to fold but she knows it’s better for you.
•If you’re an angry crier (twinnnnn #pisces), her face drops and she lets out a “no no no, baby don’t cry, I’m sorry I’m sorry, c’mere baby” she’ll hold you to her chest, and kiss your forehead repeatedly.
• WILL NOT LET YOU GO TO SLEEP ANGRY!! She will try to talk to you but if it was pretty serious and you’re still not having it- she will at least try to hold you EVEN IF YOU’RE BOTH ANGRY. She will not sleep on the couch and neither will you. When you tried to sleep on the couch, you woke up to her asleep on the floor next to you- she bought her pillow and blanket too. Her hand touching what was closest to her, your upper hip. You felt like an absolute ass. You try to wake her up slowly with soft kisses to her lips, running your hand through her hair. “Let’s go to the bed, this isn’t good for your back my love” she lets out a groggy “hmm” and pulls you to her chest, kissing your forehead.
• Makes heaviest lust drunk eye contact when she’s eats you out AND when she rubs her pussy on yours, her eyes lidded, mouth slightly open, eyebrows pinched.
• She degrades in a cooing voice, like that condescending voice? She’ll definitely talk ramble you through it, while you take her strap, “Go on doll, take what you need. Damn fuck toy, taking all the dick I give you like a fucking nympho. Fuck yes baby use it , yeah bounce on it- harder, like you fucking mean it, use those fucking legs don’t just hump me. Juuust like that, Fuuuck that filthy fucking pussy is drooling alll on my dick- you little slut, your pussy’s fucking devouring my shit. pussy’s so hungry, oh yeah baby, fuck you’re gonna make mommy cum. Keep bouncing like that. Fuuuuck.”
• Talks to your pussy while simultaneously kissing your clit“there’s my favorite girl, so fuckin’ pretty n wet for me”
• Eats your pussy for her own pleasure. Like- She’s addicted to the taste, will deadass make out with your pussy. “This pussy’s mine, baby” she places a big sloppy kiss on your clit “you’re mine” while she messily licks up your slit.
• Has a cocky/woman version of the “hung” smile when she finds something you did really sexy before becoming you over with a small “come hither” motion with her pointer and middle finger. You know the one where the thumb sticks out?
• Let’s out guttural moans when she tops you, as if she’s in pain. Let’s out th same noise but a little more whiney and whimpery? when she’s being topped. She was rarely topped in her past affairs, so when you’re eating her pussy with eagerness? She’s a moaning mess as she watches you suck her hard clit into your mouth, tracing over it with kitten licks. Her eyes are rolled back, and her mouth is hung open while she jerks her pussy further onto your mouth.
And it doesn’t stop there, when you’re fingering her g spot? Rubbing your pussy deliciously against hers ? Or Fucking her with your strap?….shes a whiny mess, eyes rolled back, mewls leaving her beautiful lips…. Let her ride your faceee!!!!
• SHES A SWITCH. THERE I SAID IT. Of course she does lean more towards dominant but she more than occasionally needs to be topped.
• Is soooooo soft when she makes love to you, both arm underneath you while she fucks you with her strap. She loves tender eye contact and loves kissing your nose so softly but loves alternating to messily making out. It’s filthy and romantic.
• Bends both of your legs to your chest while she rubs her pussy onto yours, you’re basically trapped under her, forced to take what she gives you. she becomes absolutely primal in this position. Sevika lets out an elongated hiss, babbling out “That’s it, fucking rub that puffy little pussy up onto me baby, give me that fucking pussy. Fuuuck, feels sooooo fuckin good.” all while your eyes are completely rolled back, feeling absolutely delirious- you felt sluggish, as if you were dreaming. All you could do was moan and pathetically hump upwards the best you could . Sevikas thick pussy massaged and leaked onto yours, you just held on fordear life while she humped your slippery pussy with rigor.
• oh god, when she rubs her pussy onto yours from reverse cowgirl? her thick ass jiggles, as she humps her slippery cunt against yours vigorously, her back muscles flexing deliciously with her efforts. You smack and grip her fat ass, bringing one hand to your mouth as the other spreads her ass, watching her puckered hole and pussy rub against you- god you’re so fucking wet-, you bring the spit drenched digit, that was once in your mouth, to her tight rimmed hole circling it manacling. Sevika only moans louder, something about how good she feels, and how good you’re making her pussy feel. It didn’t feel like enough, you needed more, so you usher her up your body, confusing the poor woman, until your mouth is on her tight asshole. She lets out a yelp but it quickly melts into a moan as you devour her, you make your way back down to her pussy licking from her throbbing hard clit to her puckered tight asshole. Sevika is delirious above you, she begins drooling at one point as you tongue fuck her pussy and asshole. you’re spreading her ass so damn messily, at this point you’re willing to suffocate: switching to massaging her asscheeks as she rubs one out on your face. She’s moaning so loud but you barely pay any mind until she tries to reach down and eat your pussy, you quickly smack her ass as a firm denial causing her to let out a whimper. Still, you’re back to sucking her clit into your mouth while you spread and close her ass. She’s deliriously humping your tongue, barely able to moan out that she’s close “oh my g- I’m- ohh fuck- like that, please suck my clit baby- yesyesyes- OH MY- I’m gonna- I’m- cuminnnn” She lets out a pained elongated grunt, its animalistic and carnal, as she cum’s messily, her juices absolutely drenching your tongue, chin and neck. She moaning like a fucking pornstar as Her asshole pulses on your nose, while her clit pulses on your tongue- she’s still humping your mouth, bouncing , and suffocating you in her musk as she rides out her delicious high. Her ass is still in your view, and goddddd is it a sight; you can’t quit licking and sucking her asshole and pussy- she’s just so fucking tasty, you can’t get enough. Her clit is so hard, and is throbbing as you continue to eat her out- more like torture her. Eventually you stop, not willingly- She just began uncontrollably shaking from overstimulation and pushing your head back with an “okay, okay. Fuck baby.”
A/N pt2: I need to teleport to sevika rn and do that last paragraph. That booty is NAWT safe around me.🤤 ANYYYWAYS first…semi? Smut on sevika. I loved doing this !! I had fun!! Things definitely took a dirty turn lol. I was a bit hesitant on the smut part, I fear it might be wack; but alas I hope you all enjoy!
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