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hi! welcome to phredacted, a place for all your sfw and nsfw dnp thoughts!

mostly, i just wanted a space to write for dnp that wasn’t my main blog or the bandom redacted that i also run. this blog is going to be smaller pieces, not full length fic, and also very casual!

i’ll write pretty much anything (limits are below) but will not write roleplaying. i am not dan or phil, and i don’t know them. this is an rpf blog! if that’s not your thing, you don’t have to stay. if you dooo stay, have fun!

rules + limits below the cut <3

#pinned #phan #phan smut #dnp fic

With the amount of times dan has called phil a puppy or treated him like a dog on camera and him saying he’d be a submissive alpha… i need some sub top phil for a change. he’s so obedient when he’s not busy being bratty and dan has mean soft dom energy

ohhh my goddd phil is so good when he’s not being bratty!!! he’s also stupid pretty.

those eyes going soft but his pupils huge. pink cheeks. that cheeky smile he gets sometimes!!! dan laying on his back, idly jerking off, watching phil squirming between his legs. phil’s been teased a lot tonight and his cock is sooo hard and he’s too needy for his own good and dan keeps spreading his legs so phil gets a perfect view of his hole fluttering…..dan humming “you want something?”

phil just nods. but then he clears his throat and says “want you…” quietly

“want what about me? be specific <3”

“…….your. your hole…i want your hole.”

dan hums like he’s genuinely thinking about it but then he locks his legs behind phil and says “then fuck me, go on.” and moans when phil moans and presses inside, stilling as he’s balls deep, thighs shaking with the effort to not pound dan stupid

#pl/dh

OHHH EATER DAN PLS GOD ONE CHANCE WITH YOUUUU i need that man munching my pussy til i can’t breathe

oh he’s such an eater.

he looooves taking his time and really savoring it and mouthing at you slowly until your thighs are shaking but he also loves to go at it crazy style and suck your clit wildly and moan and hump the bed. he also likes when you fuck his face but you didn’t hear that from me

also!!! he’s not a little BITCH!!! if you wanna ride his face, he’s dragging you up there he’s begging for it he’s drooling and laying on his back with his tongue hanging out waiting for you. he’s an eater!!!

#dh/yn

the most parasocial thing about me is unfortunately sex related

any kinks my partner and i often engage in… i’ve started to apply to dnp fantasies…

most notable of late has been double penetration

my only actual experience of this has been with a toy but fucking hell can you imagine actually taking both dan and phil. i mean come on they’re DP for a reason Fuck i need that

no that’s so real though and tbh i feel like part of kink discovery can come in the form of putting the kink onto a blorbo and seeing what happens. obviously you can try it out irl too but like. for Me. putting my guys into situations has been such a pivotal kink moment!!!

but yes

dp with them…..tbh i feel like they’d both get so overwhelmed from being squeezed in the same hole And rubbing against each other that they’d last for like one second but i think it would be the best second ever. can you imagine feeling them both twitch inside. or like. one twitch and the other twitches a second later in reaction. and they’re both touching you and panting into each others mouths and fucking you as best they can for as long as they can <3 yeah. yeah!!!

#pl/dh/yn

https://www.tumblr.com/phredacted/819970817092927488/i-need-to-tease-sister-daniel-and-dan-tbhs

i hope u know this is the hottest thing ive ever read in my life and im serious oh my god

IM SO GLAD i love tgirl dan <3 she’s so fun!!

and……she gets so shy when you jerk her off and edge her at the same time and then when you decide to let her come, refer to it as squirting <3 because after all it’s a biiiig orgasm after all those mean edges……

#dh #gender

oughhhh that last post you reblogged,,, phil putting a shock collar on dan,,, 👁️👁️👁️👁️

exactly exactly……

it’s chunky because of the electricity of it all but it has a little remote and dan wears the collar all day long and whenever he fucks something up or starts getting too clingy or bitches or tbh just if phil wants to, he gets shocked!! it’s not a lot of times because they’re both too scared about like. damaging dan. even though it’s a little shock and it’s really not that extensive at all. but they err on the side of caution <3

oh and dan gets ridiculous about it. he’s hard and pouty about two hours into the playing. he’s making out with phil and he starts to grab at him, groping and whining quietly, and phil sends a shock that startles dan so bad he jumps but he moans brokenly and shivers a little :) and then says “you’re just mean.” and phil laughs and kisses dans red cheeks

#pl/dh #electro

phornythoughts

i 100% think dan was into the electric shock things from ii. we know he’s got a bit of a pain thing and in both witl + that video with tyler where they randomly shock themselves(????) he gets soooo blushy and flustered. iirc for ii they bought the devices from a bdsm shop too? you knowww he asked phil to use it on him more later

!!

#now this….this is good shit #dh

dnp holding omorashi 😭😭 puppytraining dan 🥹🥹🥹🥹

oooomg. yeah you get it

dan getting too excited and leaking one day so he’s banned from hopping up on the couch beside phil unless there’s a puppy pad….he gets so humiliated and then phil starts cooing at him that big dogs don’t piss on everything, they wait to go out. “but don’t worry, we have time. i’ll train you to be housetrained so you don’t have to worry <3” and dans head spinssssss

all he can do is whine pathetically and nuzzle his nose into phil’s chest and feel every throb in his dick with the building pressure in his bladder….phil rubs his back and trails over his thighs and makes dan drink More until dan’s whimpering and trembling a little and his body is so tense with focusing on holding!!!! “relax, pup” “i can’t 🥺 i’ll go everywhere……” and phil hums and shifts a bit, clearly turned on by the image….dan drooling when phil starts pressing on his stomach and releasing just to do it again over and over

#pl/dh #omo

phil mishearing “do you want it, baby?” as “do you want a baby?” during sex and he starts begging dan to breed him and dan’s just😧 i mean fuck whatever my princess wants…

hoooly shit…..first of all. dan asking “do you want it baby?” is making me explode and die. second of all. damn….

thinking about dan getting phil’s legs over his shoulders and asking if he wants it but when phil begs for a baby, dan’s thrusts stutter for a second but he quickly recovers and grunts and folds phil in half, leaning down to hover his lips just above phil’s and taunt like “yeah? wanna be so full of me you can’t walk? deeeep in this perfect body, up in your guts?” and phil’s just. breathless and too stunned to do anything except nod and pant and yank dans curls <3

#pl/dh #breeding

phil body hair snf snfff snf snf snf suck lick lick lick lick snf snf snffff yeah

you get me

no because it really is that serious. when we got the flash of dan pit hair in the mukbang my eyes bigged and i replayed like four times. it’s so bad.

but PHIL ogfghhh hello…hi…..the way it’s gingery brown too……….his happy trail and bush………leg and thigh hair…..the sparse chest hair makes me feel insane crazy wild. he’s so hot oh my god yall holy fuck

#pl

older cougar dancer sister daniel picking up a young fi at a strip club

i get so gay off that age gap yuri .. fi is so unexperienced and here comes this older confident dancer to fluster the shit out of her

oooh….inch resting…..

fi just at the club as a baby lesbian and she’s staring respectfully but with wide eyes at alllll the dancers but sister daniel really catches her eye so she goes to watch her set and sister daniel grins and winks at fi and maybe shakes her tits in her face a little and fi goes so pink!!!!

they’d end up meeting at the bar at the club and sister daniel is actually pretty cool and sweet and sarcastic in all the ways fi finds attractive so she agrees to go home with dan and they probably fuck. but maybe they just get take out on the way home and watch a movie and hang out for a while <3

#pl/dh #gender #sister daniel

thinkin about the part of the tit boxing segment where dan grabs phil by the hair and forces him to his knees… as much as he is a spoiled princess i know in my heart phil loves to be manhandled sometimes <3 shyly asking if dan will be a little rough tonight and dan delivering so good phil can barely even speak by the end of it he’s so fucked out 😋 and then of course dan immediately goes back to the gentlest sweetest cuddles

OHHHOHOH YEAHHHHH WOOOOO also the part in the boxing where dans crawling and writhing around and the camera is under him….yea

phil slowly creeping into the bedroom and sitting by dan and wringing his hands together until dan’s like “are you okay?” and phil has to breathe out and say “can you be a bit rough when we play tonight?” and once he’s said it he doesn’t know why he was shy about it, but he was. dan would grin and scoot closer and wrap an arm around phil’s waist and hook his chin over phil’s shoulder from behind and go “oh yeah? wanna get manhandled? roughed up?”

“just. just a little……”

“i can do that <3” and then they just carry on with their day until it’s Fuck Time…..they’re making out in bed and dan flips them so suddenly that phil breathes out a little “oof” when his back hits the bed, but then dan’s biting his neck a little and pinning his shoulders to the bed and phil’s cock twitches far too early on <3

dan would turn phil onto all fours and finger him like that, dragging hard on his prostate till phil’s thighs tremble and he’s begging dan to put his cock in…..dan fucks him so well that phil’s arms give out so he’s ass up face down and sooo pretty and moaning, cock hard and bobbing and twitching and dripping all over the sheets <3333

#pl/dh

re: this v

https://www.tumblr.com/phredacted/821333692819603456/confirmed-sloppy-pinof-whiskers-makeout?source=share

oh they for sure were, horny ass 2009 dan and phil? they were all over each other, thats why their noses were so smudged 🙂‍↕️

thinkin about baby phan getting back from the train station back into phil’s room for the first time and they stand there awkwardly for a minute before one of them pounces (like the pinof tackle but standing) and they stumble into bed with their hands all over each other and phil’s muttering “wanted you so bad” into dans neck and kissing down it till he gets to dans shirt and they rush to undress and then they’re back to staring but now it’s that First Time With A Partner stare that’s scared but ready and shy but heart eyed……….and they take it slower then, kissing sensually for a bit, groping and pulling closer and panting into each others mouths :(

#pl/dh

CONFIRMED SLOPPY PINOF WHISKERS MAKEOUT

I KNOW I FEEL CRAZED ABOUT IT i hope they also were feeling each other up and moaning

#pl/dh

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8GSVa6q/

GRRRRRRRARARARAARARA

you can’t send me dan in the cowboy hat. you can’t (please do).

he’s sooooooo. back on my cowboy dan bullshit. the hat stays on when he rides you/phil/etc and it also stays on for a bit when he gives you head but eventually he knocks it off so he can Really Get In There with his mouth :) and also ohhhhh his rough fingers from all the farm work…….also his ass in chaps. just a thought i had

#dh #cowboy