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That’s the record how Dan was eating mince pie, but it sounds like something different…;)

[dnpdeaddove]

Exhibitionist dan and phil, now that they are out, they dont feel the pressure anymore. Sure, they wont *do it* where people can know them, but sometimes, when they go on holiday, they try more pda. At first, it's just kissing, then making out, then almost tongue fucking. They grope each other, they even try to wear butt plugs and vibros. Sometimes, they try puppy play too, a collar, maybe a leash hidden in the shirt. Phil putting dan in subspace, and dan trying really hard to not whimper and moan and come in front of everyone.

Maybe throw in a little dubcon, one of them feeling so horny and free, the other having no choice but to go with it.

(pls if someone want to write something....)

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[dnpdeaddove]

i wrote a drabble for your anon who wanted baby dan being taken advantage of <3 - 🌌🤖 ---

He wakes in the night and he can't move. He's warm — no, hot, ridiculously so — he must have burrito’d himself too much into the duvet in his sleep. He tries to wriggle himself free from it. The duvet holds him tighter.

The duvet has limbs. It's entwined in his legs and tight across his chest and is shoved down his pyjama bottoms. The duvet is hard and hot against his arse, matching its own rhythm.

He thinks all of this and his sleep addled brain still can't work it out. He must be dreaming.

He kicks against the duvet, trying to at least get some cool air on his legs if he can't work out how to free himself from the tangle he seems to have created. The duvet pins his leg, sinks fingernails into his arm, grips tighter around him in his pyjama bottoms.

He's hard, he realises, embarrassed. Yes he's a horny teenager — he has dreams like that sometimes, who doesn't? — but this feels different. Wrong.

“Stoppit — no —” he mumbles, unsure who or what he's even talking to. Maybe his own brain, maybe he can turn the tide on this dream and get back to a restful sleep.

The duvet that was clutching his chest covers his mouth, the pressure against his arse moving faster and more insistent.

Behind him the duvet comes with a gasp into the back of his neck. He blacks out.

When he wakes up in the morning, embarrassed and sticky, he doesn't tell Phil about the weird dream he had.

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[dnpdeaddove]

but where is eye anon tho

[dnpdeaddove]

ik baby dan is a popular target for obvious reasons but have we considered baby phil x current dan... like yeah next to his dan he looked mature and experienced but here's this older, hotter, more confident version of his boyfriend... idk I think baby phil would be quite intimidated and scared by him. and of course dan would be absolutely enamored by this 16 years younger version of his current phil. He'd probably be constantly lached on to his skin, trying to mark him up as much as possible (and also low key cuteness agression). Phil would probably try and re establish his dynamic with baby dan of being the more dominant one, only to get a giggle as dan easily pins him down to keep kissing him. Maybe phil would try and wriggle his way out, only to fail as he underestimated current dans reflexes and gets pinned again, this time without a way of escape

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[dnpdeaddove]

‘baby dan being taken advantage of by an older experienced phil’ hi sorry all my blood rushed south and I passed out when I read that <3 can we get more noncon in this fandom please I really want to read 09Phil getting Dan more and more drunk and then slowly undressing him and pulling him into bed. gently groping him while also holding him too tight for Dan to squirm out of it. pretending not to hear dans mumbled nos so he can keep touching him

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[dnpdeaddove]

need more feederism fics so bad chubby phil would be so sexy

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[dnpdeaddove]

Did my noncon hc ask go through :( or does it just take you a few days to answer? (No pressure, just making sure bcos yknow. tumblr)

hellooo i just posted a noncon ask so i assume its yours but if it isnt then send it again! :pp

figured id take the opportunity to say real quick that im the only person running this account and that i dont post automatically since sometimes i like to ramble in the tags lolz

so ya sometimes i answer right away other times i dont look at my inbox for a few days (it also depends on if i have a lot of ppl sending me stuff all at once but that wasnt the case here) anyways thanks for being patient everyone sorry for the times when i take a while to answer i swear i try T-T"

[dnpdeaddove]

Okay yes I also love noncon don't look at me but

- baby dan being taken advantage of by an older experienced phil. Phil talking him through it evil version "yes it's normal that it hurts, just trust me"

- them getting back together after a period of separation (even if dan was just in iceland for a week) and dan being crazy horny for phil, phil just kind of reluctantly letting him do what he needs to

- phil inviting people over to help put dan in his place, the whole group groping him and fucking him, all while dan begs them to stop and keeps looking at phil for help, but phil just laughs at him and tells him this is what he needs

- dan fucking phil as a punishment for riling him up once again, phil cries and swears to never do it again but dan knows he's lying and just goes harder

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[dnpdeaddove]

https://www.tumblr.com/dnpdeaddove/812905283114483712/i-wrote-a-fic-about-dnp-fauxcest-last-year-and < this is from ljke a month ago so idk if anyone still cares but

Imagine Dan and Phil going on holiday, booking under Phil’s name and on the first day there one of the staff members just assumes they are brothers (face blind to tall white men, common problem) and Dan is about to correct them but Phil just puts his hand on dans and gives him a Look so he shuts up. Throughout the rest of their vacation they keep up this brothers act, being maybe a little too physically intimate with each other for ‘just brothers’ but maybe theyre just close! And yeah maybe a staff member or two catches them kissing behind a building but maybe that’s just how they do it in England

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[dnpdeaddove]

whyyyyyy is there not more noncon stuff in the phandom it makes me sad :(( how to befriend your favorite internet star is right there guys…. Have we not thought about fetus Phil drugging Dan and fucking him while Dan squirms, semi-conscious under him? And the next day Dan asks what happens bc he’s low key covered in bruises and Phil just laughs and tells him they kissed (but that wouldnt explain the bruises on his lower back…)

or current Dan pretending he’s a stranger to Phil at a bar, sending him a (drugged) drink and flirting with him all night, groping him on sticky bar stool before packing him into a taxi home, assuring everyone that he can take care of Phil. At their doorway he would ask Phil to open the door, watching him fumble with the keys over and over again before Dan swoops in and opens the door for them. Inside he probably wouldnt wait for them to get into a bed, just press Phil up against the wall and kiss him, regardless of how much Phil tried to move away or tell him to stop. Not in some evil way, Dan just knows that this will make Phil feel good, and what does Dan want more then a happy Phil?

Idk I just want these twinks to fuck each other up :(

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[dnpdeaddove]

do you think they ever did it in the phodcast room . on the inflatable chairs even

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[dnpdeaddove]

Dan is so fucking scrumptious and his hands are so fucking huge hgggggg I want him to pin me down and fucking breed me 🥵🥵

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[dnpdeaddove]

Ok the childhood pictures/@ incestphan on twt anon changed my brain chemistry, and now i need phanfics about phil feeling weird and horny about their age gap, and even feeling bad for liking nudes dan tooks when he was underage :$

(btw anon if you're still here, I can't find your twt?)

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[dnpdeaddove]

Sending this ask on the off chance the author follows this blog (because I couldn’t think of another blog to send this to): to the author of the piss/diaper kink fic that was published in late April 2026, please know that I mourn the loss of that fic. I only had it for like three days and yet I miss it deeply. It was incredible and you are very talented. Thank you for letting your freak flag fly even if it was only for a few days. I hope one day you republish it and add more to it if you wish.

We need more piss in this fandom if they’re gonna bring it up so often. We must! Get! Freakier!

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[dnpdeaddove]

older brother phil giving his little brother dan a handjob whenever dans sad,,,

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[dnpdeaddove]

Re: the mpreg ask. Considering the dan breeding kink livestream + all the pregnant/egg laying Phil jokes I could not agree more with it. We need more mpreg/breeding kink fanfiction 👀👀

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