Deep Dark Pandora Hearts Secrets!

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I miss your posts.

It's difficult dealing with a brother that cuts his arm off, sorry. Takes a big chunk of free time out of the schedule.

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you look so awful in the recent retrace. haven't had a facial cum shot lately?

Gilbert has been quite preoccupied as of late, after all.

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Let's all light candles in celebration of Xerxes Break's birthday.

In fact, let's celebrate joyously! Hundreds of candles! One from each of us for every year since his birth!

Surround him with candles!

Lock him in a room full of lit candles!

S͑̆̔͗̅ͮ̌ͮ҉̞͓̬̹͇̜͜͠E̱̪̤ͬ̂͢T̻̮̣̄̔́̚ ̶̙̹̺̯͎̍̈̇ͬ͆̋ͫ̽H̋̔͂̆ͯ͠҉̤̹I͔͎̟̟͉͂̓̔̅̍̊̊́̚M̵̫̳̱̫̩̮̣ͨ͆͘ ̟̩̩͍͕̫͔̃̈̇̔͛Ó̠̹̮͉͈͔̆̀N̛͕̗̻̺̩̹̗ͣͧ̂ͥ̿ͤ͢͝ ̛̫̺̬̙̅̐ͫ͌͑̎̽̏̚F̴̜͎̬͔̹͇̅̉͊̉͆̕I̸̝̮̺̲̠̤̦͆͊͢ͅR̳̼͇̟͍͐̓̓ͮE̡̛͚̹̮̝̐̾͋͑ ͔͎̖̰̭̱͙ͦ̈͟A̱͚̮̠̺̔ͭ̊̐̀́͜N̨͖̳̘̰̓ͫD̡̈́̈́̄ͬ̓̓͊̚͏̼͎ ̬̐͝M͍̼̖̹̄̿̂ͫͣ̕͠Ã̈͏̫K̢̝̮͗̊͂̂͝E̲̘͚̭̟̬̮͐̓̆͠ ̸̶̰̩̜̜͈̙̜̜ͬ͌̇̽̈́͂̂̎H̵̥̰͉̞̳̋̂I̷̱̜̤̟͂̆ͤM̆̏͌̅ͧ͏̝̳͈̙̭̙̟ͅ ̷̙̜̉̈̃͟͞Ȁ̫̞̖͉͉͍̫͢ ͕̪̜̼̻ͯͨ̕Ċ̡̨͇͍̳̟͙̻̻̳̮̑͡Aͤ͟҉̩̗Ṅ̖͕̼̤̄ͭ͡D̞̩̅ͬ͘͟L̶̻̗͙͍͈̑̂ͥ͂̄ͥ͒̀̚Ẽ̵̢͎͕̲̯͋̌̕ 

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No worries, Gil. I'll take good care of you. Without my clothes.

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There you go again! My, you'll be almost as ugly as that illegal chain of yours if you keep this up~

> Xerxes Break chiding someone about an illegal chain

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Jealousy is an inherently unattractive trait, you know~

Is that why you're so hideous?

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Part of being a good servant is being able to keep secrets. For example, one should say nothing of how hilarious it is to see someone just over five feet tall constantly falling down because he's wrapped in a cloak made for someone a foot taller.

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Even the most intelligent of us would do well to be prudent.

Note to self: reminding Lottie Baskerville of her true age is not exactly prudent.

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ahahgsdha I love you <3

Most people do.

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Xerxes Break invented the new tumblr layout.

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Who runs this account (tumblr user)?

Definitely not Vincent.

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I heard a rumor that when Fred, Duke Nightray, and his brother were found murdered, they were also found in hilariously compromising positions.

Just a rumor, I'm sure.

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Vincent in Japanese is Bincento. HA!

Try again.

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The only reason the Nightrays survived as long as they did had a great deal to do with their lack of care in forcing certain people to wear pants against their will.

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this blog is effing amazing. oh my god.

Of course it is.

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It's a mark in favor of Gilbert's impeccable beauty and grace that he can manage to look dignified and handsome even wearing that ugly hat.

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There is a rumor going around that Xerxes Break's story about the Will of the Abyss plucking out his eye is merely to cover up the true reason: a desperate, driven, near-sexual desire to have only one red eye like the cool kids.