I am the top wife guy

[fabxpunk]

[phxllpjackbrooks]

[mattrsmit]

i love that kind of excitement. i think if you don't get that little kid feeling every now and then, it's probably time to start asking yourself why. i'm certainly a workaholic myself, but i've been working nonstop these days so i'd appreciate some room to breathe. but still, whatever you've been cooking, i hope it lives up to the hype… judging by how excited you sound, i've got a feeling it will.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

What's that trending TikTok sound? I took a break for over a year and cut you bitches some slack. Expect I didn't take a year off, I took three months off, got jacked up, and now it's time to cave some people's faces in. I love wrestling my first match was October 25th,1997 so yeah I been doing it for twenty nine years and I haven't gotten sick of it yet.

[anyatcylorjcy]

Nice to meet you, Philip. It's always so lovely to talk to someone who actually enjoys the work they do. Since you're so excited, I might actually tune into wrestling for the first time in a couple years just to watch. How long have you been away for? I'm Anya, by the eay. I just realised I hadn't introduced myself and that was so incredibly rude of me.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Hello darling! Aww shucks! I been away from wrestling for three months! The last appearance before yesterday was in Wrestlemania, where I dropped my title. Now I've got a shiny new title and a brand new feud coming my way! Oh, and a new brand! I'm off of Raw and onto SmackDown! Hi Anya! I knew who you were because my wife and I are rewatching Peaky Blinders and you came in where we are on our rewatch!

[aaronjjvdge]

it’s good to see more people enjoy their work and what it is they do, man. that’s refreshing. i met a couple people already from your side of things. you think they’ll have you return soon there’s been some rumblings out there but nothing concrete that i’d heard. and i am not the type of guy as most that’ll believe everything he hears on the internet. how’s it going?

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Thank you, thank you! Oh, cool, who have you met, and are they as cool as meeting me? I joke I joke. I"m back baby! Ready to smash Cody Rhode's face in over and over again. I can't wait. I shouldn't be this giddy about fighting one of my favorite humans next to my wife. But you know how it goes.

[hilaryblvd]

Hi Phillip, I’m Hilary! It’s nice to meet you. I totally get what you mean about being ready to go back to work, especially if it's something you're passionate about. Passion projects are the best. Although I don't know much about wrestling, I’m always eager to learn something new. When is your next match? Do you still get nervous or is it second nature to you at this point?

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Hi Hilary! My wife loves you and adores you. You are one of her favorite people. Anywho, wrestling is really fun, and if you ever want to come out to a show, let me know, and I'll get you the whole VIP experience. As for my next match? It was last night, haha! We are setting things up finally for Summerslam!

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Is anyone else this excited to go back to work? I feel like I'm a kid waiting for his birthday. I can't wait to show off what I been cooking. Heyo I"m Phillip or CM Punk for those who watch wrestling. If you don't watch wrestling, hello, I'm Phillip, and I'm really too excited to get my ass back in a ring.

[livmorgcn]

So, I’ve heard from a little birdie just not sure how accurate it is, but that’s okay too, that you’re maybe going to be coming back to work soon? How has your time off been treating you since it was all well needed?

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Which birdie has a big mouth? Kidding kidding! Yes, I'm coming back soon! VERY soon and I"mma be a tiny fucking terror...expect I"m not very tiny...but you get my point! I'm super excited to be back! I have plans to cause chaos.

[joekcery]

Got to be honest, I'm a sucker for work. When I'm not acting, I'm usually creating music and that always provides me with so much joy. I just got back on the road, doing a few shows this summer and I feel like the luckiest man ever. Congrats on getting back in the ring. I can tell it means a lot to you. Hope you're enjoying yourself now that you're back doing what you love. It's really great to meet you, man. I'm Joe. Real happy you're so excited. Makes me wish I could come and watch.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Oh my god my favorite actor from Stranger Things wants to come and see me? That's it, I m gonna send you VIP tickets to Summerslam, both days, all expenses paid by me. Consider it a date so you can come watch me smash Cody Rhode's face in! Also congrats on being on the road again.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Is anyone else this excited to go back to work? I feel like I'm a kid waiting for his birthday. I can't wait to show off what I been cooking. Heyo I"m Phillip or CM Punk for those who watch wrestling. If you don't watch wrestling, hello, I'm Phillip, and I'm really too excited to get my ass back in a ring.

[brinablvd]

oh please, you are a legend that everyone knows. i'm a singer that people are starting to notice. you do? i'm so happy that you love it. i wasn't sure what genre of music you liked. cody? i think about cody and remember him and brandi discussing me. did you see his show where she asked him if I was his girl? I had no idea they knew who i am.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

Not everyone. I still have people coming up to me asking me stuff like they don't believe in wrestling. It's actually really fucking rude. But ahhh! I can't...wow. I'm in shock. I did! I did see Cody's podcast. I love Brandi and Cody! I'd die to get on What do you Wanna talk about? It's my dream!

[phxllpjackbrooks]

[phxllpjackbrooks]

[dylvnobrien]

dylanobrien: they don't let you know what you're doing? i would do the same though and kick back and chill in catering.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

cmpunk: It's more the fact that I'm on side quests, I don't wanna be on lol. I know what I'm doing. I just wanna be back in a damn ring...we don't need to mention me going back to UFC to do shit...I...dont' need to be reminded of my awful MMA career.

[phxllpjackbrooks]

[phxllpjackbrooks]

cmpunk: I don't know what I'm doing anymore. I just show up and get the paycheck.

[moxleyrollins]

i fear nothing will ever top this guest referee match

[brinablvd]

i was excited to see you come back to wrestling. i used to watch it back when i was a young kid. if you saw the picture of me wearing a young bucks t-shirt, don't hold it against me. i was young and didn't know any better. @phxllpjackbrooks

[phxllpjackbrooks]

I'm sorry! WHAT? Does Sabrina Carpenter know who I AM? Sorry sorry. I just holy fuck! I love your music. Hey I dont' give a fuck it's okay. AEW is still a very good company and some of my friends are still there. But I am going to have to tell Cody Rhodes you know about us so we can convince Paul to get us to let you onto the show and we get to fan girl over you.