Hi how are you I have a crazy idea imagine a female butterfly bio android reader created by a former red ribbon scientist who left the army to start over and made her not to be lonely , the reader mostly being shelter and is timid , kind, and caring , the total opposite of cell who views her as his perfect mate and the female being just confuse and scare the whole time
I had never watched Dragon Ball and I’m watching DGZ now, just finished Namek, and I’m so in love with Piccolo it’s insane 😫💚
Love that you’re giving him the love he deserves
Omg I already was like 😳🥴 when I first saw this version of Piccolo, he just had a certain charm to him that had me giddy af whenever he was on screen. He was such a bratty bastard but I loved him
THEN COMES ALONG THIS PICCOLO
GOING FROM A BRATTY YOUNG MAN TO THIS GRUMPY HUNKY FATHER FIGURE AND MY HEART WAS A FLUTTERIN'
Cell is partly made up of Piccolo right? They share the regeneration ability but yk what else they share?
They both like the same woman
Cell? Keeps saying how she's the perfect bride. Her? Mostly confused. Piccolo? Hoping that she won't realize he might be the reason Cell feels that way towards her. He loves her so much his feelings transferred over with his abilities
"Why does he even like me. He saw me once."
"Yes... It's certainly odd" meanwhile he's sweating like a sinner in church
Lmao can you imagine Piccolo slipping up if Cell abducts her. "Stay away from my S/O", Cell says "she's not yours" and she says "What did you say and did you mean it 🥺"
Trash Husband vs Pookie Husband
Meanwhile Y/N is just being so ~BBY~
I am living for this because Cell would rub it in and absolutely lovebomb you in his weird, terrible way. Making sure you knew his feelings and every thought about you comes out unfiltered because why would you reject him?? He would be very enticing like a fly trap plant but hurt you without caring about your wellbeing at the same time. He may feel fond of you, but you're still beneath him.
Meanwhile, Piccolo is so much more genuine with his love for you but so absolutely terrible at showing it because he's emotionally constipated. He may be hard on the outside, but inside, he's an ooey gooey love bug 🐛 who really cares about you. He doesn't put you in danger, doesn't relish in your tears, and he always seeks out your best interests.
- Very reserved in front of other people and borderline clingy alone. He doesn’t necessarily believe that showing emotion is weakness, but he is convinced that if he outwardly shows how much you mean to him, someone will try to take it away.
- He is a jealous bastard and while he’s embarrassed of it, he’s not afraid to let you know what he thinks. Prepare to intervene a fight if you’re being hit on, especially if it’s blatant flirting. He’s not possessive, he’s territorial. 🤓👆🏻
- He is so gentle with you, it’s adorable. His control over his strength is flawless, but a small eensy part of him is convinced he’ll hurt you.
- Of course he’ll carry you. Or if you just have an urge to be held, that works for him just fine.
- Revisiting the previous PDA HC, if you flirt with him or Heaven forbid, kiss or hug him in front of others, he’ll always have a dust of lilac across his cheeks. If he’s teased about it, he gets very pouty.
- He’s not really of a “taking you out to eat or going to the museum or a bar” date kind of guy and more of a “here is this special sacred spot where I meditate let’s do it together” date guy. But the fact that he’s willing to share with you makes you melt.
NSFW
- Speaking of melting, do you SEE the stern look in that GIF? Talk about DILF material.
- I HC that Piccolo has a thing for when you act like a brat and will gladly put you right back in your place. Conversely, that also comes with praise when you do straighten your act up. Plus premium aftercare, hashtag chefs kiss mwah.
- Girl it’s big. You KNOW it’s big. But he can read you like an open book and pays very close attention to your reactions. He’s not exactly the most experienced, but what he lacks in knowledge he makes up for in literally every other way possible.
- Cuddler!! We got a cuddler!!! Mr. Piccolo is a big fan of after sex cuddles, especially ones where he gets to lay his head on your chest and you gently stroke his antennae.
It's a truth universally accepted amongst those who thirst for this space slug man that his rack is the numero uno item on the favored physical attributes list.
Allow me to contribute this shot of his meaty thighs to the collage.
TW: A little steamy at the end, some touching and kissing
Before you two become friends, you would often accidentally interrupt his mediation sessions
Multiple times you would accidentally stumble across Piccolo sitting quietly with his eyes closed, a slight twitch in his facial expression giving away the fact that you were noticed
You would apologize and try to make a graceful exit while he continued to try and ignore you, for the longest time you probably thought he didn't like you
Or you would end up having to purposefully go find him and interrupt him for one reason or another
"Sorry to bother you but..."
"..."
You would start bringing the kids with you to make things less awkward when you two had to interact, something that unintentionally brought you two closer
But once you two start to become closer and consider each other friends, then you start to seek him out without the social protection of the kids with you
You would often find an excuse to go see him, bringing him water and just sitting with him. Piccolo would make a big show of being annoyed but on the inside he was happy
On days he wasn't in the mood to talk, then he would just sit there and listen to you ramble, or you two would just sit together in comfortable silence
Otherwise, you two would talk all day, which was something he wasn't really used to but enjoyed it and looked forward to it the more he got comfortable with you
You two would talk until the sun went down and the night turned cold, your body calling it quits as you started to shiver. Something that made you upset because you wanted to spend more time with him
Reluctantly, you would call it a night and he would insist on walking you back, offering you his cape before realizing you probably couldn't handle the weight of it
If you can't handle it, then Piccolo will get flustered and extend his arm to you to try and keep you close to his body, keeping you warm while complaining that you should bring a jacket next time
You never do bring a jacket, and he never really insists on it
If you're able to handle the weight, then Piccolo will offer it to you every time, never saying anything about your lingering scent on the fabric and his scent on your body
He will sniff it once you're gone and feel embarrassed by his actions, but you're doing the same thing soooo-
Your budding feelings for each other start to build up even more during these little visits, the two of you aching for more but also super embarrassed with each interaction
Once you even brought an old school boombox and played music, singing and dancing along to it until Piccolo was forced to stop ignoring you
"Do you mind!?"
His brain stops for a moment as he watches your body move to the music, a smile on your face as you turn to look at him
"Not at all! Keep being a sour puss!"
He had gotten so annoyed that one moment he was sitting and the next he was suddenly right in your space, grabbing your wrist to get you to stop and using his other hand to grip your chin firmly
You both had froze in that moment, gazing at each other before eyes began to wander to full lips that parted sweetly at the attention...
...only for the music to break the moment, your favorite song playing and making you start to dance again, this time moving Piccolo with you
"Dance with me, Piccolo~!"
"I don't know how!!"
"I'll teach you!"
After you two become a couple, you still go and interrupt him while he meditates but he enjoys it openly and even gets pouty/grumpy if you don't do it
You'll need to come by and kiss his cheek while handing him a bottle of water at least once a day, or else he'll think you're upset with him
Some days, you'll walk up behind him and hug him, leaning all your weight on him and making him grunt softly as he reaches back to touch you
He'll guide you into his lap and wrap his arms around you, letting your hands wander up his chest, ghosting over his neck and cupping his cheeks
It's an act that soothes and grounds him more than any meditation, it makes his heart swell when he looks down and sees your blissful expression
Piccolo is content to keep you in his lap all day, your legs wrapped around him and your face buried in his chest, a clawed hand scratching soothingly down your back
If you try to leave, then his arms will tighten around you, and he'll grunt unhappily before reluctantly setting you down
On certain occasions, when you're in a heated mood, you'll seek him out, pressing your chest into his muscled arm and nipping playfully at his ear
A hot hand will stroke at his chest while you start to kiss at his neck before he catches your wrist, panting softly and visibly flustered
"Right now..?"
His voice already sounds rough with arousal, and you're suddenly pulled flushed against him, both of you already knowing the answer
You lean to accept a greedy kiss from him, his hands guiding themselves down your body and squeezing the plumper parts of it
You run a teasing finger along his jaw as you go in for another kiss, stopping just before your lips touch
"I'll show you a different type of training to meditate on...~"
Piccolo realizes he completely missed your anniversary
TW: A little spicy, You make out with your husband
To be fair to Piccolo, he didn't mean to forget your anniversary...he was just really busy at the moment
He's been training the kids, and when he wasn't doing that then he was training with Goku and Vegeta for another tournament
He's hardly seen you at all, actually...
Piccolo doesn't even realize that he missed your anniversary until Vegeta reminds him
"I'm surprised Y/N let you skip your anniversary for training, Bulma would've pitched a fit if it were her."
Piccolo suddenly felt like a bucket of ice water was dumped all over him
"My what..?"
The feeling got worse when Goku cut in, munching down on some meat
"Oh yeah! I guess those things are important! Don't worry, Piccolo, I forget that stuff all the time and Chi-Chi only gets mad for a little while!"
He can feel his brain shutting down as the reality of the situation sinks in, he had completely forgotten his wedding anniversary
Which means he had left you all alone without even so much as a scrap of affection from him
Had he even told you he loves you recently? He can't remember the last time he had said it...this tournament completely took over his thoughts
He wondered if you were angry with him, or if instead you were upset and thinking he didn't care about you
Immediately picking up on Piccolo's terrified silence, Vegeta scoffs and crosses his arms while shaking his head at him
"Don't tell me you forgot! Out of all of us here, you're supposed to be the husband who remembers that kind of stuff! You better go see your wife if you want to continue living after we win this tournament."
Piccolo is already flying off before Vegeta can say anything more, the prince can't believe that Bulma forced him into this plot to get the Namekian home to apologize to his wife
Why should he stick his nose into their marriage?! Because Bulma told him to?! Fine!
You were at home trying not to sulk, you understood how important this tournament was but you just wanted your husband to check in at least
With how crazy and stressful things have been lately, you yourself almost forgot about your wedding anniversary
Instead, you ended up waiting by the window all day hoping to see your husband flying home...
Then you spent all night staring at your phone, hoping that he would at least call you...
It hurt just enough that you spent the next day with Bulma and Chi-Chi, whining about how much you missed Piccolo
"I just wanted to snuggle my stupidly handsome husband and kiss him until he begs for mercy..."
They had taken you out to go shopping and eat delicious food, which had helped you feel a little better. At least they understood how you felt
You're broken out of your sadness by the sound of Piccolo calling your name, his frantic tone startling you
"Piccolo, what's wrong-"
"Forgive me!"
You nearly run right into him, your husband on his knees, and holding up a mangled looking bouquet of flowers that he must've hastily grabbed
He's panting and out of breath like he flew the entire way home, his antennae drooping with guilt
"I didn't mean to miss our anniversary, forgive me..."
Suddenly, he's burying his face into your stomach and hugging you tightly before you can even respond. You instinctively start rubbing his head, doing your best to soothe him
It felt good to be held by Piccolo again, you had missed him so much lately...
You can't help yourself, you had already forgiven him the moment you saw him home again
"You stupid pathetic husband of mine...~"
Piccolo melts the moment you touch him, closing his eyes and immediately letting out a sigh of relief 😮💨
Your soft hands slide down to cup his cheeks, guiding his face upwards so that you can kiss him properly, his large hands coming up to grip your hips
Suddenly, his hands slide down under your thighs as he lifts you up, making you gasp in surprise before smiling and pulling him in for another kiss
"You better make it up to me, Piccolo~"
"Gladly."
Your body heats up at the sight of your husband's smug smirk, feeling the way his grip on your body tightens as you run your fingers down his neck
A needy moan escapes you as your hands come to rest against his chest, feeling one of his fangs catch on your tongue just enough to be hot
You both pull away just enough to stare intensely at the other, panting into each other's mouths as you both come to the same conclusion
Your breathless laughter echoes around the house as Piccolo carries you into your shared bedroom, the flowers trampled on the floor and forgotten
Piccolo is back with Goku and Vegeta the next day, blushing furiously as Goku inquires about the new marks on his neck and back
"Woah! Did you and Y/N spar for your anniversary? I wish Chi-Chi and I could do that!"