really luv PJs

PJs are pickled jalapeños

[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[marlinspirkhall]

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

[theinternetarchive]

nina simone and james baldwin by richard avedon, 1963.

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

[cyberracist-deactivated20240805]

bongs at croydon

[nutsacktorturer]

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

[crimecommitter420-deactivated20]

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

[nutsacktorturer]

£3.50?

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.

[matt-murderock-deactivated20210]

I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif

[livingintheglitterbaby]

but i wanna have FUN! i wanna get HIGH! i wanna get DRUNK! i wanna do DRUGS! i wanna make LOVE! i wanna get FUCKED!

[postoctobrist]

have you ever been to a cat cafe? what do you think of the idea?

I worry about having a kind of ‘thinking the stripper likes me’ relationship with an animal

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[sofuton]

[missybunno-deactivated20260510]

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

[nicolodigenovas]

Stoner by John Williams is a novel I’d recommend to anyone afraid to make bad choices and lose chance at happiness in their life. Yes, it’s heartbreaking to read at times, but it is not a really sad book. You could make all the bad choices, live the worst circumstances of a specific scenario, and you’d still live a life that did not waste its time!! It gave me a profound peace regarding living and judging my life

[ozempicofficial]

[the-quasar-hero]

“Rappers only talk about their money, cars, and clothes!”

Why might someone from a group of people that historically have been denied access to wealth, now brag that they have it?

“Rappers only talk about sex!”

Why might someone from a group that have historically been denied sexual autonomy now brag about their sexual escapades on their own terms?

“Rappers only talk about drugs and crime!”

Why might someone from a group that historically have been denied the more legal means to acquire wealth and had drugs forced on their community talk about their experiences with it?

[dearausten]

Frederick Wentworth taking time to comfort a grieving mother and indulging her to talk about her son... helping Anne with her nephew and making sure she gets a seat in his sister’s carriage because she’s clearly tired even though no one else noticed... going to see Captain Harville as soon as he hears from him because he (Harville) suffers from an old injury... breaking the news to Captain Benwick that his fiance had died bc Harville, the lady’s brother, couldn’t bring himself to do it... offering to accompany Henrietta home after Louisa’s accident and promising to look after her... spending the journey trying to comfort her and cheering her up... being the first to tell Mr. and Mrs. Musgrove about what happened to spare them the shock of seeing Henrietta so altered... taking care of Mrs. Smith and making sure she gets a property that will give her benefits because she is Anne’s friend...

[smolfangirl]

Anne throughout Persuasion: stays out of the way so Wentworth can choose a wife that's not her

Anne: bears her pain in silence for months

Anne: distracts herself (by caring for little Charles, by focusing on the November beauty during the autumn walk, enjoying Lime's beauty and their new company) and puts Wentworth's happiness first

Anne: stays civil and polite to Wentworth, even when it's painful

Meanwhile Wentworth, a man of war, after two (2) bursts of jealousy: leaves the concert early and is so obviously jealous that Anne anxiously thinks it's crucial to dissolve said jealousy as fast as humanly possible

[nemonclature]

The thing about Wentworth is. If Anne rejected him you know he'd go straight back to sea and take all the most reckless assignments cos life just ain't worth living without Anne in it. Sorry but Darcy would absolutely not throw his life away like that. He has Noblesse Oblige (bullshit) responsibilities. He has a kid sister he has to in loco parent. Knightley would probably marry Jane Fairfax lbr. Tilney would be just fine. The sense and sensibility crew are so yawn idk but we do know that colonel Brandon suffered heartbreak but p much got over it by being grumpy.

Wentworth is 100% a true romantic hero. Anne was absolutely right to spend 8 years pining.

[firawren]

"He's staring at me; he must think I'm gross":

Elizabeth Bennet 🤝 Anne Elliot

[Elizabeth] could only imagine, however, at last, that she drew [Darcy's] notice because there was something about her more wrong and reprehensible, according to his ideas of right, than in any other person present. – Pride and Prejudice, chapter 10

Once [Anne] felt that [Wentworth] was looking at herself, observing her altered features, perhaps, trying to trace in them the ruins of the face which had once charmed him – Persuasion, chapter 8

"I'm totally not into her—I'm just staring at her to make sure I know how much I definitely do not like her":

Mr. Darcy 🤝 Captain Wentworth

[bethanydelleman]

I would pay good money to pluck Darcy and Wentworth out of their respective books and put them in the same room right after being dumped/rejected. Because Wentworth would be on a bender and Darcy would be like, "Maybe you should reflect on yourself" and they'd probably get close to killing each other but end up as best friends.