Introducing the Sexydex and Pokemon Cum Types
Hello there all. This is Picnicker Ariana here, the only prodigy picnicker. And honestly, what interests me most about Pokemon are how diverse their mating habits are. So I plan to make my own dex to collect information on how Pokemon breed. So if any of you would like me to investigate how a particular Pokemon breeds, feel free to message me and request it. I’ll do my best to hunt some down for you.
Anyway, before I do that, I’d like to go over the cum types that Pokemon have. After all, cum does change a bit depending on the type of the Pokemon. So below I will list some of my findings briefly. I hope that this is helpful to you.
Normal: Cum is almost identical to human cum. No notable difference is detectable, but if combined with another type this dilutes it and makes it more humanlike.
Fire: Cum is a much higher temperature than normal. Not enough to cause internal burns but the sensation is similar to having a hot spring bath.
Water: Cum is very watery and slooshy. Typically water types also use a post ejaculate of some sort, usually a thick jelly like substance to seal the semen inside of their breeding partner.
Electric: In addition to semen, electric types also ejaculate an electric current. Because I’m still here, I’ve proven that this isn’t lethal, but it can really stimulate your insides.
Grass: Grass type cum is actually kind of unique. It’s basically a fluid that carries spores, but is ejaculated like an animal would. It is quite unique and deserves further study.
Ice: Ice type cum is freezing cold. That’s basically it but it can be very pleasurable and is certainly unique.
Fighting: Fighting type cum is specialized to produce as many offspring as possible. If you’re capable of breeding with a fighting type and you don’t use some form of birth control, you’ll probably get pregnant. Just use the pill and you should be fine.
Poison: Poison types can dilute the poison in their cum. This tends to cause an intoxicating effect and can make you very giddy and lightheaded. Be careful if you want to have sex with a poison type.
Ground: Ground type cum is pretty thick and has a muddy color and consistency. It’s very hard to wash out of clothing as well.
Flying: This type of cum feels lighter than air. This can make it hard to tell when you’re being inseminated, but it does have a similar temperature to human cum. That’s how I tell at least.
Psychic: Psychic cum is very strange. I’ve found that while you have it inside of you, you may have some limited psychic ability. I’ve experimented with this and discovered that the more you have inside of you the stronger these abilities are. I actually have been able to levitate!
Bug: Bug type cum contains eggs which develop in the womb before being laid. They can be removes however, and also prevented. If the cum doesn’t have eggs in it then it still has the feature of being incredibly sticky. Imagine it like a spider web.
Rock: Rock type cum is surprisingly coarse and filled with debris. I can’t tell what the evolutionary advantage to this is, but I’ve experienced it so I know it’s a thing.
Ghost: This type of cum is weird. It sends a chill down your spine and makes you shiver, like someone put a cold hand on your shoulder or like you’re being watched. It’s pretty spooky, but it’s a sensation like no other.
Dragon: Excessive. Basically imagine a firehose that squirts cum in your vagina. That’s a dragon type’s cum. It’s not short either, their high pressured releases can go on for VERY long periods of time. It’s crazy!
Dark: Dark cum is kind of mean. First of all it’s spermicidal for any other sperm not from the specific one that you’re breeding with. Also, dark types give no indication of when they’re about to ejaculate. None. It’s almost always a surprise. Trying to pull out before they cum is pretty much impossible.
Steel: Oh boy, if you thought ground was thick, steel is the thickest kind of cum. There’s also a lot of it, though not as much as dragons have. Basically if you’re getting creamed by a steel type, bring a book or a game or something. You’re going to be there for a while. But hey, you know what they say, slow and steady wins the race.
Fairy: My personal favorite, hands down. Basically, fairy cum makes you feel really giggly and happy when it has contact with your skin or insides. Warm waves flush all over your body and you feel nice and tingly all over. And now I’m drooling just thinking about it.
This is the basic list of what the type cum properties are. Be aware that dual types combine the properties of both their cum types. For example a Dragonite’s cum is both lighter than air and extremely excessive.
You may now request specific Pokemon that you want me to look into the mating habits of. I shall report back to you all when I can with the new information. I’d also like to thank Sydney (http://trainer-sydney.tumblr.com/) for helping me come up with some of the items on this list. Be seeing you soon! ^^
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