The mirror can lie

Melanion Lacayo 26 year old stay-at-home husband.

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Fine, let’s go have those drinks then…

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O-Okay..

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Okay… You wanted to Say something before that… What was it?

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Um.. I'm thirsty..

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You can’t… what… Exactly?

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... Nothing.. I want that drink, now..

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… Yeah?

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I- I can't-

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I mean…You know … Best friends always sound gay…!

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I- I- I..

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Well maybe it is…

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W-What?

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I mean it. Like, you’re my best friend, I would do anything for ya! 

Dude that sounds gay, I’m sorry, don’t freak out!

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N-No.. I- I just- Y-Yeah, it.. does.. Haha..

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I can protect you if you’re ever in trouble….

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T-Thank you..

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Okay it’s fine, you know what? Just…forget about it.

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Lex, I just.. I don't want to get in trouble..

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Why do I feel like you don’t really want this…?

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Uh..

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It… Is. Uhm I have other things… Like I said, beer ! Beer is good, right?

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Uh.. I.. guess?

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Okay? Like really? Oh gosh that’s awesome! I have like 3 bottles of vodka in my fridge. …..I have beer too, don’t look at me like that!

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... Isn't vodka really strong? Carver made me drink that, too.

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I’m almost begging you, have some pity ! 

It’s gonna be fun, I promise…

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... Okay..

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That’s what I wanted to hear. Come on pleeeease, let’s get drunk, just once!

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I.. don't know..

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It’s very much like school, but without the detentions. There’s still a load of ‘homework’, and you spend all day in a classroom, but it’s fun, I teach music, so it’s not so bad - at least, there aren’t too many essays to grade! 

Is that a French name, Melanion, it sounds kinda French? But it’s nice to meet you too.

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Oh, that does sound like fun. I love music. All kinds of music, really. No essays must be great, because your students will most likely not hate you as much as they do with other teachers.

I don't know if it's French. Maybe it is? I never really looked into it, I suppose.

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Come on ! She can drink with us if she wants!

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I'm about 200% sure she doesn't want to join.

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…. Why not?

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Because.. my wife won't like it.