Fuck The System

| Ohio | 21 | Here | Hola! I'm Brina and I fall a little bit in love with everyone I meet. Marijuana is my one true love though followed closely by Harry Potter and The Devil Makes Three. "I fell asleep softly at the edge of a cave -- oh I should have gone deeper but I'm not so brave"

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[pie-plate-eyes]

So I'm married to my best friend 💕🎉💍😁

[pie-plate-eyes]

[mxnrique]

“Taylor Swift couldn’t go to the Women’s March because she’s too famo-”

[jazztea6]

[ruinedchildhood]

[zackisontumblr]

[roseoilz]

wow i cant wait to have my own apartment n come running down the hallway to my door in my heels after a long day at work and opening my door and hearing the sound of my keys hitting the counter and looking at what mail arrived that day and then going to the bathroom and taking care of myself and applying lotions to my entire body n applying face masks and listening to the way you look tonight by frank sinatra on vinyl n dancing around slowly while wearing nothing but my cute lace bra & undies n a dark red silky lace robe that i havent even wrapped around my body yet and makin myself a snack. i cant wait to get to that.

[justsomeantifas]

the media out here trying to frame the people fighting literal nazis as basically nazis themselves. even going as far as to give us SIMILAR FUCKING NAMES AS OUR OPPRESSORS? JESUS CHRIST. [calling antifas the alt-left]

you can tell what fucking side they’re on, they uphold nazism, that’s why they’re always on the side of the nazis. They don’t care about justice. They don’t care about what is moral and good. They care about white supremacy.

why are they always reporting on how good and clean cut literal nazis look? white supremacy. why are they always reporting on how calm and down-home nazi families are? white supremacy. why do they refuse to call literal nazis out as nazis? white supremacy.

why are they always framing antifas as the violent reactionaries who have no reason to be upset? white supremacy. why are they always framing antifas as ignorant unclean and inhuman? white supremacy. Why are they always framing antifas as against helping people? white supremacy.

It’s transparent.

[reverseracism]

[hillarydiane]

Hillary Clinton reminds us of one of the creepiest things Donald Trump has ever said on Jimmy Kimmel Live

[killarytheneoliberalwarhawk-dea]

HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS A HARD DECISION FOR SOME PEOPLE???????

[dayvan]

me: [says something, anything at all, to anyone ever] me, internally: when will i ever shut up. when will i shut the fuck up. when will i learn to Be Quiet

[sungodsevenoclock]

The second best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild was when I was walking down the street in a “hip” part of Seattle and saw a couple of Budweiser cans thrown into a bush. And I said to a random stranger walking nearby “damn, the local beer harvest is really poor this year”. And the random stranger responded “give it time, they’re only buds”.

[coachellaravedad]

So…what was the first best pun?

[sungodsevenoclock]

Somehow this thing got 1k notes while the previous post, which was about the best pun I’ve ever encountered in the wild got 3 notes. Anyway: I was TAing an electrostatics lab. The experiment was to see what happens when you rub wool on a bunch of rods of different materials and then bring the rods near scraps of paper.

One student’s lab report had this observation on what happens when you try to charge up a metal rod: “paper remains stationery”

[just-opal-things]

These are the best puns

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m like the kid in school that’s friends with everyone but when told to partner up isn’t anyone’s first choice.

[feministwomenofcolor]

It is SO annoying when people go “har har har Islam isn’t a race.” Yeah, Islam isn’t a race, I’m not gonna argue that it is. But I know what you’re saying when you say you hate Muslims. You’re not imagining white, blonde, pale people– you’re imaging brown and black people. You’re imaging POC. And since the average person in the West seems to equate Muslim with Arab, you’re also probably thinking of an Arab. 

Islamophobia is racialized. Yes, if you say you hate Muslims, I’m going to assume you’re racist. Fucking deal.

[bornabitch-allthedaysandnights]

Additionally, the fact that Middle Eastern and South & Southeast Asian Hindus, Sikhs and Christians also experience Islamophobic hate crimes (and I’ve even heard of Arab-looking Latinx people experiencing them) shows that Islamophobia is racialized. 

[kpfun]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

thanks barbie

[redrahloo-deactivated20200802]

teen vogue 2k17

[dumbkiwi]

ok but teen vogue has always been political and liberal

[stability]

[connorcillium]

this is so pure I love all of them