a sad fat dragon with no friends

Break bricks wet nips

[konoko]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

jenny slate is funnier than any mainstream male comedian and i would say that in a court of law

[pancakeke]

[skrotchevo]

[unsettlingstories]

Guillermo del Toro: What if a chick just really loves fish cock?

Movie studio executive: ::kisses Guillermo on the cheek and hands him a hundred million dollars::

[bird-internet]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Terry Cruz is 6'3 and 240 pounds.

read this as ted cruz and i almost fucking died

[sewerhawk]

[twitterlols]

[no-chill-at-all]

[ludaprilgate]

this aired in 2007 y'all

[kingofthehillcaps]

[neurofish]

*dissociates until I can’t move* summer lovin …. .. .Havin a blast

[pr1nceshawn]

Stop Clickbait.

[perplexedcam-deactivated2020051]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[lunar-vee]

[raneem07-blog]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

when your friends try to lift your spirits but you’ve already committed to being in a bad mood