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I might have watched a liiiiitle too much Nickelodeon growing up.

Some kinks are sexy, some kinks are silly. But my kink for getting slimed? Pure, 100% joy.

I used to feel a lot of shame about it. When I was younger I was mortified that somebody would find out, and I kept my kink strictly to myself. But over time I opened up about it, and I started sharing my adventures in slapstick with other people. Now I'm open about it with dates and lovers, and even with some friends. I've never had a bad reaction - most people find it endearing or funny. After all, the point of getting pelted with pies or gooped with a bucket of slime is to make people laugh. I've even gotten a surprise pie in the face from a buddy who knows I like it!

Nowadays I feel gratitude about my fetish instead of shame. I love having a kink that is goofy, playful, and fun --- even though the cleanup's still a pain.

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Almost like a trip to the Pie Pod

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Double Dare was key to my becoming a slapstick fan. I always wanted to go on the show, but I'm sure I would have been way too nervous to ever actually strap on the helmet and goggles!

But as it turns out, when you're a grown-up with disposable income and friends who understand your quirks, you can make all your Nickelodeon dreams come true.

You can put together a full Double Dare uniform (blue team all the way), make a dozen big, thick, cream pies - probably creamier than the ones they used on the show - and have your friend put you in the hot seat for the full Nickelodeon treatment.

There was one, big, extra special creampie after this one. If you want to see it, like this post ;)

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Tactical Sam getting blasted with pies

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There's something exciting about seeing a high performance athlete get nailed with a pie. Here are two funny, sexy scenes where a boxer and a football player get obliterated with big, heavy whipped cream pies. I'm shirtless and cocky in both, and I get pied a total of seven times.

Check out the video here:

Most of my stuff is free, but occasionally I might sell a video to fund my expensive cream pie habit.

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I like big pies and I cannot lie

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TACTICAL SAM ON SITUATIONAL AWARENESS

In this new video series, Tactical Sam gives you some pointers about how to avoid getting creamed in an operational setting.

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New Video: Pieaholics Anonymous:

https://umd.net/profile/i/piesplats/section/scenes/scene/pieaholics-anonymous/pieaholics-anonymous

I'm pretty addicted to getting pied, so here are two fun scenes where I try going to Pieaholics Anonymous. The first scene is a short monologue where I'm talking about how I've kicked my addiction to pies, only to get pelted with a bunch of them by some wiseguy off camera. In the second scene I'm naked, and my buddy teases me about my big dick before the pies start flying. He jerks me off until I'm ready to blow, and then I get one more pie as I blow a big, powerful cumshot. So much for kicking my pie habit. For a short bonus third scene, I pie him a couple times (not a fair trade, but hey), and then I get creamed with two more for good measure. Multiple angles, nice big creamy pies. I felt like a beast.

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stunned by whipped cream

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Sexy Slapstick

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Two scenes, twelve whipped cream pies, one stunned and very happy target. Lots of close-ups, slow-mo, and instant replays. The first scene starts with us joking around – the thrower is nervous about his aim! He starts off with an opening volley of two massive, heavy-duty whipped cream pies. The second one catches me in the shoulder. The third pie is a big one, and the thick cream totally covers my face. I’m enjoying it a lot. I wipe my eyes, and right after another one hits me square in the face. The finale sees me getting totally nailed with a giant, heavy cream pie – maybe the best splat I’ve ever caught on film. Plus a pretty great bonus scene...

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"Did you see the boss get pied?"