ea sports. it's in my ass

[fairycosmos]

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

[kenxyro-deactivated20200731]

The Value of Your Life

[onion-souls]

Slenderman is a tall good boy and there’s nothing wrong with tormenting and killing amateur filmmakers

[arbor-viridanus]

What did amateur filmmakers ever do to you

[onion-souls]

I live in New York City

[bitchautism]

the online identity and gimmick-ifying of autism is so odd. I'm diagnosed with autism and yet I barely identify with any stuff I see about it anymore. It feels like autism is being rebranded as the Silly Guy Disorder that gives you smart and beautiful hyperspecific interests. it's not that I mind silly jokes or being lighthearted about being autistic- but when the entire social movement is based around marketing us this way, I just can't help but feel isolated from it. it feels like I'm not the right kind of autistic. I'm not marketable and digestible to common audiences, and therefore I am discarded by the movement in the name of progress and acceptance. it feels foul.

[stargazersasha]

all my haters become dilators when i get the vaginoplasty of success

[swagophile]

What if instead of dark chocolate it wad bark chocolate and itt made you ouppy ??? Checkmate liburael!??!

I'd kill myself immediately

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[stupid-twink-girl]

I know an edited picture of ground beef when I see it

what a special skill you have

[garaks-gay-garderobe]

never have I ever thought "he would not fucking say that" about harry du bois. he just says whatever. in fact, he probably has said that!

[3000s]

[rubbeve]

Oh my gods chill out... 🙄

I was at mcd to grab a chimken wrap, and the person behind the counter was like

"sixty five?"

"sixty six?"

"six seven?"

I did a double take. The woman was in her 40s. And she said it so nonchalantly.

I couldn't help but snort at the absolute deafening silence.

Another time, someone called sixty seven...

And I saw a 10 year old get the naughtiest grin, in a quiet low voice, say "six seven.... 😏" to his siblings.

It's so dorky I love it.

I don't get it. I don't need to get it. It's harmless as fuck.

And if you're going to be like "you go to hell"

Sweetie

I'm sorry to say, if this is the last straw for you

You're already in hell

[3000s]

i think the sign is just a joke

[awolfswill]

Pokemon rainbow

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[entities-of-posts]

The Stranger

[theowlburrow]

Video games 🎮

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[halimaidmf]

i will be your sword and shield

[swagophile]

*does a really cool skateboard trick in front of you and then asks you if you can skate. and also im chewing pink bubblegum*

*brushes my emo bang out of my eyes and blushes* haha.. hey.. do you wanna go get pizza with me...

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.