Chaotic Something

A goblin banished from her home for being TOO gross, and her bodyguard, a gay kobold with two adopted children and a loving husband. We're here to answer your The blog isn't completely set up yet but we ARE open for asks! Find our mains @curriculax & @cjadewyton

[snejkha]

Gnoll adopts based of of real animals/ 

If you would be interested in buying them send me a message at [email protected]  

I wont hold them so first come first serve// Payment is going to be via a Paypal invoice (you will have to send me your paypal email and all) 

Heres my TOS

As always feel free to share this around/ I will update this post once they are bought///   

Maned wolf 

Badger 

African wild dog 

Hyena - SOLD

Aardwolf 

Bat eared fox - SOLD

[thestalkerbunny]

Please send your congratulations to my new Maushold, The Joneses, on their new babies that I didn't know they were going to just HAVE on me while I made them little cheese sandwiches.

[luxlightly]

"Ugh! Stupid sci fi movies that are like 'what if you had to pay to be alive?'. Um that's just being disabled! Selling literal minutes of your life as currency? That's just living under capitalism, idiot!"

My love. My dear. My precious baby bird. I am kissing you so gently on the forehead. Please listen to my words.

That is the point.

For the love of god, everyone, please learn the meaning of allegory, I'm dying here.

[gingerofsuburbia]

Dystopia does not predict the future, it criticizes the present

[catbatart]

OKAY GUYS!

I should be getting these mousepads in next week RIGHT BEFORE MY CONVENTION!

So I’m opening these up for orders! I’ll have to put Etsy on Vacation next Friday so I wanna give interested folks a chance to order in advance so I can set them aside so I don’t sell out at the con!

If you are interested in an Orc Wife or Tiefling Husband, check them out on my etsy!

[catbatart]

HEADS UP! I have SIX orc wifes left and I don’t know when I’ll get more! Plenty of Tieflings, though!

[pigsnort-and-quady]

Hey Quady! How's the husband?

He's looking after the kids while I go hunting!

He's real good at it!

- Quady

[pigsnort-and-quady]

@ask2gaycats asked: What are you opinions on chickens?

They are TAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!!

-Pigsnort

Easy hunting! I dunno why humans keep them behind fences, that makes them easier prey.

-Quady

[pigsnort-and-quady]

Hey, I am Quady the Kobold. Pigsnort introduced me before as her bodyguard! And yeah, I am that good in a fight! I once bit off some guys ear in a brawl. I think I still got it around somewhere.

Anyway, my husband Tawn is my healer and blacksmith. Fixes me and my equipment up, right good! Got two kids, Dragon and Mirror Coal. And a goat called William.

Here is a photo of me. Enjoy me. I am to be enjoyed.

Ok bye

-Quady

[pigsnort-and-quady]

Hi there! I’m Pigsnort, and this is Quady! I’m a goblin, and he’s a kobold. He works for me as a bodyguard. If you try and hurt me you’ll have to go through him. Literally! He’s real strong too so you’ll have a hard time. I’ll try and get him to introduce himself later, after he’s done settling in his kids.

We’ve got some spare time on our hands between travelling so we’re setting up camp here to answer any questions you non-travellers might have.

Oh, here! You can have this photo of me I took a while back.

It’s the first time I ever used a camera, so it’s not the best. Keep it safe and look at it often!

-Pigsnort