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“Ladies… ladies. Calm down. It seems a gathering of you have decided upon following me. I apologize for not being to greet you the moment you arrived.”
“There is plenty of me to go around.”
"Aw shit, motherfucker. You pretty feminine enough. Feel like joinin this puella magi's harem crew?"
"Yo, whaddup with deese jive ass motherfuckers despairin' and shit all over the place. Y'all need to repent, live the magi lyfe, and praise mah girl. Mah girl, yo. Praise our Lord and savior Godoka."
What the hell are you doing to Madoka this is a disgrace to her
"'Eyyy, don't be hatin' on the playah."
“Y’know, you look kind like me!”
“Then again, everyone’s kinda blurry right now. Vodka is one hell of a drink, ehehe! ♥ If you want bitches, you have to invite them here! They’re welcome to join the party.”
"Ey'yo you may be lookin' like me, but you don't got dis. Only I can have all dis sexy. And dis sexy is what brings all da bitches that I just brought along! I'll share 'em with you since I like the way you roll, but you bettah send 'em back to me later."
"Pass me some of dat Vodka too, yo!"
Who’s ready for a party?
"Hell yeah! You speakin' mah lingo. Where all the bitches be at?"
"Petit morveux débile. I will break your arm if you continue to test my patience."
"You don't scare a puella magi livin' the magi lyfe, yo."
"Ya don't roll with me and all mah other puella magi bitches 'till you learn to keep up dat puella magi look and and get dem witch fools grief blings. Awww yeeeeeah."
"Fiesty? You may think so, and that would only be made true if I broke your left arm. Which, is what I'm currently considering."
"Ooooh, you can sure as hell try, cutie, but dat won't you nowhere."
"Bitchin' ass you got dere."
"I am 'with' no one, you selfish little slut. If you treat me like someones bitch I will become a bitch. Do not test me."
"We gotta fiesty one in da house!"
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"What do we have here? Yo, why don'tcha all tell who you bitches be?"
"You dare consider me as one of your slutty 'bitches'? How rude! I would never sell myself to such a dirty trade."
"Dats what you think, but all bitches be with me, yo."
"I should probably introduce myself, I'm Izabel. Your worst nightmare."
"And I'm Madoka, yo first and last pimp."
"Calling people bitches is very unprofessional, but that is to be expected from a pimp."
"Da best pimp in dis hood!"
"Such a flatchested young girl."
"I know you like it, sexy thang."
"Are you sure you're nearly my age? You look like you're ten."
"Oooooh, I like bitches fiesty like you, yo."
I fight witches.
And get bitches.
- Male Madoka Kaname 2012
"Livin' the magi lyfe!"
