pingle

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

mother ficker

[pingleboy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cat has Old Man eyebrows & ear hair

[kobalt-red]

Is there any context to this?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[pingleboy]

old catboy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cat has Old Man eyebrows & ear hair

[pingleboy]

gaud where is the wrong thing in your brain

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I cast grain of sand in eye

[pingleboy]

cool i can magically attract smoke to my face

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

WAIT. wait wait wait. the super bowl. you’re telling me the fucking SUPER BOWL isn’t. a fucking hockey trophy? you’re telling me the GODDAMN SUPER BOWL isn’t fucking about hockey??????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#I don’t think you understand #I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING. UNDERSTAND. #UNTIL I WAS 13 FUCKING. YEARS OLD. I ASSUMED THE SUPER BOWL WAS A FUCKING BOWLING TROPHY #I ASSUMED THAT BC IT HAD FUCKING *BOWL* IN THE NAME #AND FOR YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS I SPENT MY GODDAMN DECADE ASSUMING THE SUPER BOWL WAS ABOUT BOWLING #BECAUSE NO! FUCKING NOPE!!! THE SUPER BOWL IS A GODAMN SUPER FAMOUS HOCKEY TROPHY!!!!#SO ISN’T IT SO FUCKING FUNNY I WOULD THINK IT WAS A FUCKING *BOWLING* CHAMPIONSHIP #AND NOW!!! AND NOW YOU FUCKS ARE TELLING ME!!!!!! ITS ABOUT MOTHER. FUCKING***SOCCER***????#I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING FERAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

jsdaklfjlfds oh my stars ya’ll, i know americans call it football, but the rest of the world calls it soccer and they outnumber us so that’s the language i prefer to use

[argentiaertheri]

Y’all know there’s no bowling trophy though right?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually there is! it not as popular in the us so fewer people have heard of it but it’s called the stanley cup

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

This post would deal more damage if anyone on this hellsite knew anything about sports :(

[im-a-disgrace-to-humanity]

As a hockey fanatic, this post gave me great anger to the point where I was glaring at my wall for 20 minutes and my mom had to make sure I was ok.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that makes me feel a lot better actually!

[pingleboy]

gaud feeds of hate

[pingleboy]

do you ever just

[pukicho]

Scientists claim that I am near you

[kermits3rdnipple]

Should we be worried about that?

[pukicho]

Scientists claims 'yes'

[pingleboy]

and where are the science documents proving that you are near me

[pukicho]

You go to school and for what, learn? Die

[pingleboy]

puki you have a very good point

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

very important reminder that Buddha’s Hand is the name of a real citrus fruit that looks like this

it is also called the Fingered Citron. hope you enjoy this knowledge!!!

[pingleboy]

fingers of the fruit master

[pingleboy]

fuck pringles pingles are beter