Bleh

Also bleh

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Get ready for this beefy boy

Here’s the beefy boy.

[snappysnackshack]

pretending to like music recs a guy gives u is on the same level as faking an orgasm for him

[aikofanfan]

Imagine Matt falling asleep on Marks lap while Nate and Sean//Jack are just sitting there watching getting even more jealous every time Matt sleep mumbles ~GM

The picture in my head right now……I need to get MMD opened. Oh my god. *runs off*

[cathulhukraken]

you know you’re in rare pair hell when you search it on AO3 and like 12 fics come up

[putitinthetraaaash-deactivated2]

Nate: I'm just saying, if Shrek did a commercial for Yoplait, they could market it as y-OGRE-t!

Matt: Can somebody get security?

Nate: No need, I know my way out.

[apprentice-number-1]

Nate: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Matpat: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.

[darkcynda]

Natemare: *kisses AntiMatter*

Anti: What was that?

Natemare: Affection.

Anti: Disgusting

Natemare:

Anti:

Natemare:

Anti:

Anti: Do it again

[laurawantstobtl]

“Natewantstobattle, you know the guy that kidnapped me and gagged me and that we had on the stream and that you still ship to this day,, thank you for that by the way.”

— Matthew Patrick 

[sailorhomoputo]

I’m starting to think some of you guys are gay.

[historical-nonfiction]

Bugs Bunny accidentally transformed the word nimrod into a synonym for idiot because nobody got a joke where he sarcastically compared Elmer Fudd to the Biblical figure Nimrod, a mighty hunter.

[omegajako]

Etymology is ridiculous and terrifying sometimes

[garbage-empress]

Bugs Bunny is more powerful than God

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

He also solidified the idea of rabbits loving carrots when carrots actually carry very little nutritional value for rabbits. The funniest part of that is that the original joke was a reference to a Clark Gable film where Gable munches on a carrot, it was never meant to imply that rabbits love carrots. The Clark Gable reference would’ve been obvious to audiences in the 40s but it has been pretty much lost to time.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bugs Bunny has too much power and should be feared.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[avengersincamphalfbloodstardis]

someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time

me:

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no

[chalamet-x]

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

credit: hisduckling on youtube

[anzfaulkner]

My mom has these winnie the pooh salt and pepper shakers on the stove but christopher robin fell over and it looks like he’s having a breakdown while pooh dissociates

[rustyjnails]

The Christopher Robin movie looks great

[helium-argon-co2]

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”

[moonlight-sonder]

Hi I’m gay

[pinkergon-blog]

Anyone else die inside when Ilian from The 100 died, no? Just me? Alright.