lex luthor's guide to babytrapping your arch-nemesis (and accidentally gaining a family) (29357 words) by pinkpilot
Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Superman (Movie 2025)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clark Kent/Lex Luthor, Clark Kent/Lois Lane, Lois Lane/Lex Luthor, Clark Kent/Lois Lane/Lex Luthor
Characters: Clark Kent, Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, Baby Kon-El | Conner Kent - Character, Kara Zor-El
Additional Tags: Mpreg | Male Pregnancy, babytrapping, Complicated Relationships, Clark Kent has a lot of feelings, Hurt/Comfort, Lois Lane is So Done, I know nothing of Superman besides the movie so pardon if I mess up comics canon, will add more tags as i upload chapters, Lex Luthor was pregnant that entire movie and I will not be told otherwise, Lex Luthor is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Clark Kent is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Lois Lane is Kon-El | Conner Kent's Parent, Throuples | Triad Relationships
Summary:
“Luthor…?”
“Superman.” Lex’s voice is velvet wrapped in disdain. “I’m delighted you answered. We have something very important to discuss.”
“If this is about a legal appeal,” Clark says sternly, folding his arms and trying to center himself with authority he doesn’t quite feel at the moment, “try your lawyer. I’m not your lifeline.”
“Not mine, but you are someone else’s.”
Clark blinks. “What?”
“I’m pregnant,” Lex says, crisp and clear like he’s confirming a business transaction.
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Or, one month after Lex Luthor is imprisoned, Clark receives a startling call through the Fortress' comms.