gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register sound

i'm not here to make friends.

[shslfukiishimaru-deactivated201]

“I-I-I’m sorry! Humbly apologize for such actions…!”

“My brother, he’s… He has orange-blonde dyed hair, black roots showing with his hair in a pompadour! Long eyelashes, light steel blue eyes… About more than six feet tall and is the leader of the ‘Crazy Diamonds’! Again, have you heard about brother, I need to know since… Something happened to him and…”

“—I need to tell them the news…”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Orange-blonde... pompadour?

A pompadour, seriously?! I thought those things died out ages ago! He must be a real idiot if he's got his hair lookin' like that, huh?

But yeah, no, I haven't seen anyone like that. Sorry.

Wait... what do you mean "something happened to him?" What kind of news do you need to tell them?

[shsl-toycollector-deactivated20]

pinstripeyakuza started following you

“You’re not gonna stab me with pencil like the other Kuzuryuu-kun tried to do…are you?”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Other... Kuzuryuu?

I have no idea what you're talking about, freak.

But if you keep wasting my time with accusations and stupid questions, I can't promise that I won't try to hurt you.

[pinstripeyakuza]

Shit, I look away for five seconds and suddenly a whole fucking crowd shows up...

[shslfukiishimaru-deactivated201]

“F-Forgive me for saying that then, Kuzuryuu-kun! I was trying to be respectful since… Hey, we are all young here? Ha… Ha…”

“And Gangster? Um… Wait—! Kuzuryuu-kun, do you perhaps know of my brother then?! No, wait, are you a rebel skipping out on classes?! PERHAPS BOTH?! Please tell me!”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Ugh... true, I guess, but you did say I was younger. Which I'm not.

Your brother? Listen, alright, I know a lot of people. If you wanna know if I know him, you're gonna have to be a little more specific.

And no, I'm not skipping class, I was just going to get a drink of water.

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

[mirageshooter-blog]

“Can’t help it if it’s true.”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Just because you think it's true doesn't mean you just get to go around saying that shit.

Haven't you ever heard of manners?

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

[mirageshooter-blog]

“I do, thank you very much.”

He shrugged.

“I guess you’ve got a point there baby face.”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Well, like I said, how do you expect me to know th-

Did I hear that right? Did I just hear the words baby face? It would be a very smart idea of you to never say those words around me, alright?

Because if I hear them again, you're dead.

[shslfukiishimaru-deactivated201]

pinstripeyakuza started following you

nanamicode started following you

mahirutakingpictures started following you

fashionabledespair started following you

unfazedsleuth started following you

“Hello everyone! I can recognize Kirigiri-kun and Enoshima-kun—”

Giving a warm smile to the other teens; some were familiar  some were completely new. Nevertheless, it was in Ishimaru’s blood to greet and then to demand a conversation as a way to start some sort of bond… The disciplinary member always has to be courteous to his fellow students and friends! Though the grinding question as to who the other teenagers were and what their titles were another issue to be targeted.

“—NOW! The rest of you three! The two other young ladies and the younger man! State your name and titles, now! I’m Kiyotaka Ishimaru and I won’t allow any non-students of Hope’s Peak to be wandering my halls!”

[pinstripeyakuza]

[Ugh, this guy... what's his problem? He's so uptight and loud...

Adjusting his tie, the boy cleared his throat and spoke up.]

I'm Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, Super High School Level Gangster. 

Also... I am not a younger man. I'm the same age as everyone else here.

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

[mirageshooter-blog]

“I was leaving practice, dumbass. Why else would I be wearing it?”

[pinstripeyakuza]

I don't know, maybe you don't have any other clothes.

What makes you think I'd know something like that when we just met? I'm not a psychic or a mind reader or anything like that.

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

[mirageshooter-blog]

“…Kuzuryuu? Doesn’t ring a bell.”

He couldn’t help but snicker a little at the whole pissing-themselves. This kid? He looked like a ten-year old! He couldn’t have been a gang leader.

“It’s called a soccer uniform dipshit.”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Really? Never heard of me then, huh... Ah, whatever.

Soccer uniform or not, it still looks fuckin' stupid. You aren't even at a soccer game right now, so why aren't you wearing something else? Idiot.

[pinstripeyakuza]

rottenzombiegumi started following you

[rottenzombiegumi-blog]

[ The girl stared at the boy in front of her rather blankly. Why was he yelling? She saw nothing wrong with her appearance. In fact, this was PERFECTLY normal to her! But she kinda took offense. The zombie crossed her arms and continued to stare at him. ]

How many horror movies have you seen..? Not very many, I’d assume! Because if you’ve seen a lot, you’d know what a ZOMBIE is! You know, with the rotten flesh and whole undying thing.. But the ones in movies are dumb and not even accurate. It’s kinda offensive, really..

[pinstripeyakuza]

A... zombie...? No, no way! I don't believe you!! I- I mean, yeah, I know what zombies are but...! Zombies aren't fuckin' real, that's gotta be makeup or some shit!

[He took a step backwards, not wanting to get any closer to the zombie girl. There's no way zombies are real, there's just no way... that's just too weird to happen and rather frightening to think about!]

[hibariisora]

Well...if your alright with me, nothing would make me happier than being able to call myself your...girlfriend. [Peko blushed lightly as that last word passed her lips, however she kept her head up this time rather than looking at the ground. She was so happy!]

[pinstripeyakuza]

Ah... w- well then! I guess it's settled then...!

You're my g-

girl-

[He took a deep breath, and looked up at Peko. Oh nooo... she sure is pretty isn't she? Fuyuhiko's face turned bright red, and he coughed, trying to clear his throat and get his thoughts in order.]

girl... friend...

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

[mirageshooter-blog]

“…Bjorn Kyle.”

“What’s up with that outfit? You look like a wannabe gang member.”

[pinstripeyakuza]

Hff... wannabe gang member? Try again, idiot. 

I'm Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu, the head of the Kuzuryuu family. Wannabe gang members would piss themselves at a chance of being me for a day.

And what's with your clothes? You're lookin' way worse than I am, you know.

[pinstripeyakuza]

rottenzombiegumi started following you

[Shit, what's that smell? Something gross, disgusting, revolting... and the girl's face wasn't much nicer to look at to be honest.]

Ah-

Aaah?! What the hell?!

W- what the fuck is up with you?! You look like you crawled out of a grave or some shit!!

[pinstripeyakuza]

mirageshooter started following you

Hey, you there. I haven't seen you around before.

Who're you?

[hibariisora]

[As soon as the words passed his lips, Peko froze. His girlfriend..! She never imagined such a day would come...A day that she could be a companion to him, rather than a mere tool!]

I-If that is what you wish to do, bocch-....F-fuyuhiko.

[Peko's gaze drifted to the ground once more. What more could she possibly say? She had no idea what to do in such a situation!]

[pinstripeyakuza]

[He put his hands over his face and took a deep breath; this might as well be the most stressful thing he's ever had to do. What the hell had he gotten himself intooo-

He dragged his hands down his face and groaned. Gotta answer her, gotta think of something to say...]

Well, I mean... yeah, I guess, but it's... it's up to you, okay?

I- I'm not really good at this stuff, y'know?

[Of course, it's not like she was any better though, but as if he had thought about that. Mister Kuzuryuu here already has too much to think about as it is.]

[shslalchemist-deactivated201712]

pinstripeyakuza started following you

[shslalchemist-deactivated201712]

Oh, there’s really nothing to be embarrassed about, whatever you did it’s in the past now, right? I doubt they can come back to haunt you know…at least not literally.

I suppose you’re right, it doesn’t really matter now, since we both ended up at the same place somehow, regardless of our previous background. 

[pinstripeyakuza]

I guess that's true but... making mistakes is always gonna be embarrassing. For me at least, I can't speak for anyone else.

Although sometimes I see people mess up and the second hand embarrassment is almost painful. I don't get how people can mess up that bad.

Yeah, the past doesn't really matter when it comes to things like this, does it?

[eternal-bodyguard-deactivated20]

What the hell do you think it’s supposed to mean?

Isshiki’s tone mocked Fuyuhiko’s, as he shook his head a tad.

With all those people wearing masks and causing despair everywhere, do you really still have people under your control…? Heh… you’re hardly much of a head, considering how weak the body must be, by now…

Or, am I wrong?

He gave him an idle shrug.

[pinstripeyakuza]

I don't know what it meant, that's why I was asking. What are you, stupid?

Can you like, stop speaking in riddles for five seconds? It's annoying.