silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually
ok gimmickverse let's all do this
I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
o - -
damn it
03/16/2011 oslo spektrum oslo norway - rebecca johansen touzet
Chat gimmick blogs are interacting with me what does this mean
what would happen if you swallowed a tampon and then chugged something
would the tampon expand in your throat and block it if it was large enough and you drank the water fast enough?
would your body even let you swallow it?
spit mightve already expand it when its in your mouth
and yeah what you said is probably what would happen
Its conversations like this that make me so glad I joined tumblr lmao
Please let someone famous see this, this is peak tumblr
(ALSO I KINDA WANNA SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN-)
i meannnnnn
what if this became a 10k post
and it only ever made it to 35
@brodiedoesthings @i-like-pandas5 @nothingf-i-s-h-yhere , would you be so kind as to spread this post?
@brodiedoesthings COUNTRY VERSE!
@1969chevycamaro-2 @iris-entity @astoriagalaxy @impresively-large-swan @achickennamedcheese
Y'all want 10k?
Yeah I'll summon my army. I'll try to summon some of The Big Names Of Tumblr™ while I'm at it.
Once again, not gonna check for retags.
@albanenechi @ask-badlydrawn-davekat @asters-tempo @astoriagalaxy @atinylilgoose @cantspellanexitey @choucon @crowofthestars @djdinky @distraughtparsnip @daggerhobbit @element-identifier @formertokenstraight @krevelaf @luckylavi @lezboondangernoodle @mildlybizarrecorvid @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep @pidgewildwind @raeprise @rins-batcave @since-times-long-forgotten @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @the-ourple-ghost @thestolentypewriter @tigerbeancoffee @washington-offical-2
Now for TBNOT
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Have fun, don't reblog if you don't want to, but it would be really funny for this to be one of the top posts that Tumblr becomes famous for.
most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages
in this world we all have our roles
Dead wife flashbacks but it's real shit married people do.
Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.
Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.
*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*
Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.
Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!
*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*
*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*
Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.
Villain: and what might that be?
Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker
*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*
Him: Vindication
okay guys
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if this gets 100 notes i will tell my english teacher i am trans :3
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