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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

sevcon-iii

o - -

damn it

pinterest-totally

P-o

#wow thats #that fun #po lmao #pinterest reblogs #pinterest talks #the other “officials”

earlycuntsets

03/16/2011 oslo spektrum oslo norway - rebecca johansen touzet

scooburst

Chat gimmick blogs are interacting with me what does this mean

pinterest-totally

Hi

elizarivers

what would happen if you swallowed a tampon and then chugged something

would the tampon expand in your throat and block it if it was large enough and you drank the water fast enough?

sleepy-boything-shit

would your body even let you swallow it?

spit mightve already expand it when its in your mouth

and yeah what you said is probably what would happen

hunter216

Its conversations like this that make me so glad I joined tumblr lmao

mrblazeflappybird

Please let someone famous see this, this is peak tumblr

(ALSO I KINDA WANNA SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN-)

sleepy-boything-shit

i meannnnnn

what if this became a 10k post

sleepy-boything-shit

and it only ever made it to 35

emme-likes-words

@brodiedoesthings @i-like-pandas5 @nothingf-i-s-h-yhere , would you be so kind as to spread this post?

i-like-pandas5

@brodiedoesthings COUNTRY VERSE!

i-made-the-sky-purple

@1969chevycamaro-2 @iris-entity @astoriagalaxy @impresively-large-swan @achickennamedcheese

iris-entity

Y'all want 10k?

Yeah I'll summon my army. I'll try to summon some of The Big Names Of Tumblr™ while I'm at it.

Once again, not gonna check for retags.

@albanenechi @ask-badlydrawn-davekat @asters-tempo @astoriagalaxy @atinylilgoose @cantspellanexitey @choucon @crowofthestars @djdinky @distraughtparsnip @daggerhobbit @element-identifier @formertokenstraight @krevelaf @luckylavi @lezboondangernoodle @mildlybizarrecorvid @monarchofthequeerpotatoes @nepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnepnep @pidgewildwind @raeprise @rins-batcave @since-times-long-forgotten @stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling @the-silly-words-on-your-screen @the-ourple-ghost @thestolentypewriter @tigerbeancoffee @washington-offical-2

Now for TBNOT

@badjokesbyjeff @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @pukicho @i-am-a-fish @i-am-the-crab @one-time-i-dreamt

Have fun, don't reblog if you don't want to, but it would be really funny for this to be one of the top posts that Tumblr becomes famous for.

wizardarchetypes

most important thing to remember about being a woman is if youre married you have to go under the covers with your husband and laugh cutely and play wrestle so when you die to progress the narrative he can remember it in slow motion montages

wizardarchetypes

in this world we all have our roles

luna-is-old

Dead wife flashbacks but it's real shit married people do.

Her: I am 100% sure there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Him: and I'm sure there's not. I'm telling you I looked. There is no button for delay.

*after the fifth time they've had this discussion and she finally bothers to look up the manual to prove her point*

Him (following the directions from the manual): Goddamn it there is a delay function on the coffee maker.

Her (doing a weird dance): Vindication!

*He laughs and pulls her into a kiss*

*during the climatic scene the husband is fighting the villain in his own house and it looks like he's going to lose*

Him: you may think you have won but I know some you don't know.

Villain: and what might that be?

Him: there's a delay function on the coffee maker

*there is an explosion from the coffee maker behind the villain (the husband filled it with gas). It allows the husband to get the upper hand and win the fight. As he walks away from the burning house finally ready to move on and start living again. He turns back and whispers to himself*

Him: Vindication