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We're the Selene Constellate, a fairly large system with various interests. The ones you'll probably see here include but are not limited to Homestuck, TMA, superheros, and ttrpgs, but who can even keep track of that stuff. Hyperfixations switch around like, every 2-3 months for us. It totally depends on who's fronting. We also tend to post aesthetic photos, gay stuff (might be nsfw so please be 18+), and general fun memes. Our vibes are simultaneously silly and cool and mysterious. We're a bunch of people in here we're allowed to contain multitudes lol.

* We're not endogenic, but we are endo-positive (Other system's experiences don't have to be the same as ours to be valid!)

anarkopunk-75

#- Marcy

yellow-cat

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

shencomix

SCP Entry: My Buddy Kyle

Description:

This is my buddy Kyle who is my friend from college.

Picture 1: Kyle

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Containment Procedures:

You can't contain him, he is always out there doing wild shit.

Picture 2: Photo Kyle Posted of Him Balancing a Banana on His Head at Last Week's BBQ Which Made Us All Laugh I Was There

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Incident Report 1:

Kyle Anomalously remembered my birthday and said happy birthday to me and gifted me a game on steam that I never heard of but ended up really really liking.

Picture 3: The Game Kyle Gifted Me on Steam. It Is Like Mario With Roguelike Elements.

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Incident Report 2:

He also helped me move

sharkfiish-deactivated20260525

#- Steph Brown

theconcealedweapon

maarvarq

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

theconcealedweapon

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

tiny-space-whale

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.