bad omens: crowley and aziraphale are SICK of earth & are desperately trying to cause armageddon way ahead of schedule. crowley steals the antichrist from hell and hides him away in tadfield. aziraphale practises his rousing speech to convince gabriel that the end of the world would be an excellent thing actually. they're both still entirely incompetent.
it's true enemy to lovers because crowley and aziraphale spend 6000 years utterly detesting each other but ultimately work together and fall in love
the narrator is satan





















