Pirate of Breath

"Why did this all have to happen... Why couldn't I steal a path toward 'less death'?" Indie!SBDICKS!Kim, sideblog of creeperpuncher. About page is here, see main blog for rules (tl;dr: will RP with anyone, don't godmod, don't be a dick, and have fun). FC: Hajime Hinata (Super Dangan Ronpa 2). Icons are from Hannah's Anime Icons, I own nothing.

[piratekxnd]

perhaps you were hopeful that it would get better? imsorrypleasedonthitme

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

ayyyyyy

[piratekxnd]

knew you'd like that one.

You totally didn't.

[piratekxnd]

wow… I can see why you told him off.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

I’m ashamed it took me as long to quit as it did

[piratekxnd]

perhaps you were hopeful that it would get better? imsorrypleasedonthitme

[piratekxnd]

okay that makes a lot more sense now, yeah. where you working at now then?

also how bad was he? ordinary kind, “Not Always Working” fodder, or Dilbertian-tier incompetent? just so I have an idea of how badly he deserved the lashing…

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

He was a misogynist of the “Women belong at home” variety.

[piratekxnd]

wow... I can see why you told him off.

[piratekxnd]

oh? why did you decide to quit, elodie? just didn’t like the job or something?

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

Well first of all they werent paying me since it was just an internship

and i got an actual paying job

and frankly i got sick and tired of putting up with my boss’s shit

i gave him a piece of my mind before I left too

[piratekxnd]

okay that makes a lot more sense now, yeah. where you working at now then?

also how bad was he? ordinary kind, "Not Always Working" fodder, or Dilbertian-tier incompetent? just so I have an idea of how badly he deserved the lashing...

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

i finally did it

i quit the paper

[piratekxnd]

oh? why did you decide to quit, elodie? just didn't like the job or something?

[piratekxnd]

Instinctually, he blocks the flying head with a burst of wind, deflecting it into a wall. “oh, so you want to play Gib Tennis, do you?” He materializes a mini windstorm in the shape of a racket, holding onto the ‘handle’ as if preparing for a serve. “your move, puppet.”

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

【☠】~~                “No, why would I even want to do that? You are the sick fuck who just played tennis with a fucking head and made all this mess. I’m just going to run before you do the same sick thing you did too this morons. I’m sure the golden witch will be so darn happy to know a windy maniac is causing havoc…”

[piratekxnd]

"........"

"but, you're the one who..."

Way to go crazy fog guy, you've broken him before he even had a chance to figure out a superhero name.

[piratekxnd]

"I could say the same thing about you not having business carving those people up. who do you think you freaking are, Jigsaw? now just let them go before I have to break out the leaf throwing-knives." Hmm, someone needs to go back and re-take the lesson on intimidating banter, because ‘leaf throwing-knives’ was as weaksauce as you can get.

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

【☠】~~                ”Whatever I fucking do is none of your business…and if you want me to let them go alright then, here I’ll let go of this first…”                               And he kicks the decapitated head of one of the thugs directly at him. Maybe he could toy with him a little, lets show this rookie what kind of world he is getting himself into…                             “If that’s not enough I could give you a hand, the one of this guy specifically”

[piratekxnd]

Instinctually, he blocks the flying head with a burst of wind, deflecting it into a wall. "oh, so you want to play Gib Tennis, do you?" He materializes a mini windstorm in the shape of a racket, holding onto the 'handle' as if preparing for a serve. "your move, puppet."

[piratekxnd]

"yeeeaaah, no. not until you explain why you killed them, and what you’re planning to do to make up for it." Subtly, he stirs up a slight breeze in the alleyway, for ironic purposes… and probably also as a test to make sure his powers aren’t being suppressed by something, in case this turns into a strife.

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

【☠】~~                ”Oh sure, because mind your own fucking business, that’s why”                                What is he even trying to accomplish with all those stupid questions? He shots a glare at him, noticing the breeze that wasn’t previously there. Oh, so that’s why that he’s wearing that outfit, nice way to hide his powers, genius                                   “Move along idiot I don’t have any business with you”

[piratekxnd]

"I could say the same thing about you not having business carving those people up. who do you think you freaking are, Jigsaw? now just let them go before I have to break out the leaf throwing-knives." Hmm, someone needs to go back and re-take the lesson on intimidating banter, because 'leaf throwing-knives' was as weaksauce as you can get.

[piratekxnd]

"well, considering that pile of blood that is most definitely NOT fake, I’m pretty sure that’s not what’s going on here. looks more like a case of ‘Dial M for Murder’ to me." He takes a semi-offensive stance, unsure of the other’s abilities. "and that kind of thing is Not Okay."

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

【☠】~~                  “Are you sure? Maybe you should join in to confirm it for yourself…Listen up, you seem to be new at this so allow me to Dial G for Go fuck yourself somewhere else before I am forced to do that for you. Didn’t you know you shouldn’t peek where you aren’t called?”

[piratekxnd]

"yeeeaaah, no. not until you explain why you killed them, and what you're planning to do to make up for it." Subtly, he stirs up a slight breeze in the alleyway, for ironic purposes... and probably also as a test to make sure his powers aren't being suppressed by something, in case this turns into a strife.

[piratekxnd]

[ gamekxnd ]

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At the entrance to the alleyway stands a man in what appears to be a tengu-style outfit, but colored a very distinct shade of blue.

"hey. I heard some noises in here an—" His brain temporarily stalls as he parses the other’s appearance. "……..what the actual fuck is this."

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

【☠】~~            Oh god what the fuck was that even? They got to be fucking kidding with this. Great simply great, just what he needed right now, a nuisance. What was it with people and their lose of dignity god. He shoots a glare at him                          “…We are rehearsing for a musical. What do you think it looks like? why do you ask such a dumb question? Now, since you don’t have any business here carry on…”

[piratekxnd]

"well, considering that pile of blood that is most definitely NOT fake, I'm pretty sure that's not what's going on here. looks more like a case of 'Dial M for Murder' to me." He takes a semi-offensive stance, unsure of the other's abilities. "and that kind of thing is Not Okay."

[piratekxnd]

[ gamekxnd ]

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At the entrance to the alleyway stands a man in what appears to be a tengu-style outfit, but colored a very distinct shade of blue.

"hey. I heard some noises in here an--" His brain temporarily stalls as he parses the other's appearance. "........what the actual fuck is this."

[piratekxnd]

"got it. no more random untrained attempts at superheroics." though maybe later I might look into getting superhero training, you mutter just barely loud enough for her to hear.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

"That said…You did good today. I’m glad you were there to help."

[piratekxnd]

"thanks. glad I was able to help... even if I did it in a potentially dangerous way. I'll... try to be more careful next time." Then again, tactical thinking's never been your strong suit.

[piratekxnd]

"yeah, I’ve heard the ‘with great powers comes great responsibility’ lecture before, as well as something about experience being the greatest superpower, aaand something about staring into the abyss leading to it taking residence on your couch?"

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

"What? Most of that just went over my head, but okay. Just promise me you won’t put yourself in the line of fire again unless it’s absolutely necessary."

[piratekxnd]

"got it. no more random untrained attempts at superheroics." though maybe later I might look into getting superhero training, you mutter just barely loud enough for her to hear.

[gamekxnd-archive-deactivated201]

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[piratekxnd]

At the entrance to the alleyway stands a man in what appears to be a tengu-style outfit, but colored a very distinct shade of blue.

"hey. I heard some noises in here an--" His brain temporarily stalls as he parses the other's appearance. "........what the actual fuck is this."

[piratekxnd]

"…….." You’re about to say something, but then you remember that yes, that probably /would/ in fact have been a Heroic Death. "…fuck."

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

"I’m not gonna lie and say I didn’t appreciate your help, but listen. This shit’s really dangerous. So only get involved if you’re one hundred percent sure you know what you’re doing. Special powers do not a superhero make."

[piratekxnd]

"yeah, I've heard the 'with great powers comes great responsibility' lecture before, as well as something about experience being the greatest superpower, aaand something about staring into the abyss leading to it taking residence on your couch?"

[piratekxnd]

"……..I know… but I couldn’t think of anything else. and for some reason I /couldn’t/ just do nothing."

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

"Your heroism is admirable. And you showed gumption. But you could’ve been killed."

[piratekxnd]

"........" You're about to say something, but then you remember that yes, that probably /would/ in fact have been a Heroic Death. "...fuck."

[piratekxnd]

"ok you caught me. I’m… kind of an airbender." You demonstrate by doing a quick hand motion, summoning a small breeze. "yeah, I flicked a windy breeze through the ventilation system, and blared loud music as a distraction…" You pull your 3DS out and briefly play the same song from before, at a reasonable volume.

[thesenseswillshowtomyheart]

"That could have gone…so, so wrong."

[piratekxnd]

"........I know... but I couldn't think of anything else. and for some reason I /couldn't/ just do nothing."