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[’ rolls her eyes, about to flick your forehead until you lean in and kiss hers, and she smiles softly.] Good. Don’t you lose it now, or else I might have to punish you. [’ purses her lips, finding your interest in her hair to be endearingly cute.] I know. It was funny, though. Your reaction was priceless. [’ frowns.] Well, maybe alcohol and you fucking me isn’t a bad thing, ya know? Can I at least know when it’s going to be done? [’ tries her best to imitate sad puppy dog eyes and clasps her hands together.] Pleaaaase? Or I’ll cut my hair for real. Maybe even go bald.

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Punish me? {-- she quirks an eyebrow, wiggling it suggestively before shaking her head. } Nah, I definitely wouldn't want that, would I? {-- she makes a face and clicks her tongue. } It was not funny. Though I am pretty sure my reaction was priceless, yes. {-- she squeezes her lips together, chuckling softly. } Maybe you're right. But still no. {-- she tilts her head. } Another week. No more, I promise. And if you do that, you are not getting any present so I would think really hard whether to do it or not.

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[’ she can’t help the look of disappointment on her face when you forbid to give it to her, but is at least glad to hear you say that. she smiles, and nods quickly before doing as you say.] Shh, you look beautiful in anything you wear. Even a sumo wrestler costume. [’ turns to see how it looks on you, tilting her head and humming in satisfaction.] I think it suits you quite nicely. It’s…perfect, actually. [’ her eyes light up when you offer her one and she automatically digs into the bag, grabbing one and not even knowing which flavor it is, and stuffing it in her mouth.] Ah, I might have to take the whole bag to myself. [’ she says with her mouth full, but the look on your face stuns her for a second. She never sees Park Jiyeon of all people look embarrassed. it might be odd, but it might have actually amused her.] Oh, I see. [’ swallows.] Can I know what it is? it’s not bleach in a vodka bottle, is it? [’ gasps.] No, wait, don’t tell me. It’s an unlimited supply of cake and alcohol.

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Of course I am pretty. That was never even a matter of question. {-- she states naturally, wearing a small smile on her face as she leans forward to press a short kiss on your forehead. } Mhm, glad you think so. I'll make sure to always wear it then, or well at least until it becomes uncomfortable. {-- she chuckles lightly, ruffling your hair and finding herself unable to pull her hands back as she plays with a few strands, the smile on her face slowly growing. } You have no idea how happy I am that you didn't cut your hair. {-- she nods to herself then rolls her eyes, seeing you stuff your entire mouth with whatever you can find in the bag full of macaroons and makes a displeased sound; when you ask her about the gift she's preparing for you, she immediately shakes her head. } Of course not. Why would you want to ruin the surprise? And no, it's not cake or alcohol. I sure as hell am not giving you alcohol unless I want to fuck you. That would do absolutely no good at all.

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You don’t? You never told me that. I guess that does make sense though. I…guess I can take this back because, ya know, it’s really cute. [’ a part of her did only get it because she thought it was cute, after all. she starts to grab it out of your hand before she sees the look in your eyes and she stops.] Of course. And besides, if you get fat, I’ll get fat too and we’ll roll around together. [’ pouts when you say she can’t have one.] Hey, hey, it was my birthday too! Speaking of which… [’ crosses her arms.] Did you get anything for me?

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True that I never did tell you, but you could've guessed since I don't recall any time you could've seen me wearing jewelry. {-- she giggles, throwing an arm around your neck to pull you closer for a peck on your cheek. } And no, god forbid you take it back. I'm always up for changes. {-- she smiles widely, turning around and handing you the necklace. } Put it on me for me, will ya? {-- she waits for you to complete her request, and if you do, she faces you again, her fingers brushing along the necklace's pendant. } It's beautiful. Doesn't quite fit me, but... {-- she pouts then looks at you, bursting into laughter upon your words. } That would actually be fun! Rolling around together. But, no. {-- seeing your pout, she mimicks it and turns her head to the side. } Okay, maybe you'll get one... {-- when you mention her birthday, her face suddenly turns red and she looks down, feeling somewhat embarrassed that it's been so long and the gift she's been planning you for months is still not done; she swallows then looks up, forcing a cheerful smile on her face. } Actually, apart from the sweets, yes, there is something, but -- and it embarrasses me to say so -- it's not done yet. Preparations had to be pushed back a little when dad... you know. But it'll be ready. Soon enough.

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Two things. [’ digs in her jacket pocket for a little pink bag with a purple ribbon tied to it and hands it to you.] It’s a necklace with diamonds and shit. I thought it might suit you so… [’ purses her lips together and shrugs. She reaches in the pocket again for another bag slightly bigger.] These are macarons, because I know you like them. I couldn’t decide on what flavor to get you so there’s one of each. [’ nods.] Again, happy birthday.

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{-- she runs her tongue along her bottom lip in excitement, watching you as you pull a smaller wrapping in sort of unpleasant colors (she's always hated pink) and takes it, examining it carefully before opening it; finding a beautiful necklace inside, she blinks in surprise and wonders why you chose something she would never wear and yet she knows that this one, here, she's probably going to put on every single day just because it's from you. } Thanks. But you know I don't wear jewelry, right? {-- she teases, chuckling lightly then taking the other bag, her eyes sparkling when you say what treats it hides. } Oh my god, each of every flavour? That's a lot. I'm going to get fat. {-- she chuckles again then leans in to peck your lips shortly. } Thanks, hon. I'll treasure all this well and no, don't even think of getting even a bite of one.

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{’ laughs.} Nah, messing with you is just adorable to see. You know you love me. {’ leans in and kisses your cheek.} Happy late birthday, by the way. I got you something. And don’t worry, it’s not that this is a wig too.

{-- she rolls her eyes, clearly unamused. } Yeah, yeah, sure. {-- she waves a hand, not reacting when you kiss her cheek, only when you mention her birthday does an eyebrow flick upwards and she turns to look at you. } Oh, really? Show me.

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Okay, close your eyes. {’ strips her jacket off and throws it over your head, and grabs your shoulders, turning you around so you’re not facing her. She places her hand on her hairline and takes her blonde wig and cap off, throwing it at you.} Look.

{-- an unconfident look on her face, but she does as you say so, closing her eyes and letting out a soft squeal when you throw something at her; sighing in mild frustration, but she turns around cheerfully and takes off the jacket, only to see that your hair is once again back to normal and she shoots you a look. } I hate you so much sometimes.

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I know, I was kidding. {’ giggles.} I think that would give me too much of that Miley Cyrus effect… {’ pauses for a moment, looking you dead in the eye.} actually I have a confession to make.

Good. {-- she nods her head, chuckling quietly. } Yes, definitely. And we wouldn't want that. Not me, at least. {-- she blinks in confusion after hearing your words, her head tilting to the side. } A confession? What is it?

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{’ gasps.} You don’t mean that, do you?

Of course not. {-- she rolls her eyes. } But please, don't go mohawk. Unless you want me to go mad-hawk.

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{’ Pouts, smacking you lightly on the shoulder.} Pervert. {’ runs her fingers through her hair.} Then you’re going to have to get used to it because I like it. Maybe I can try a Mohawk next.

{-- lets out an entertained chuckle and watches you intently as you comb your slender fingers through your extra short hair. the sight of it is just simply not the same as with the length of your old hair, but she suppresses the sigh that threatens to escape her. } Glad you like it. Go ahead, but don't be surprised if you don't see me again.

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{’ she frowns, her lip almost quivering.} You don’t like it, do you? {’ covers her head with her hands.}

Honestly? {-- she flicks up an eyebrow. } Not really. How am I going to pull you closer now while in bed?

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Baby, I cut my hair! Do you like it?

{-- doesn't even try to hide her surprise and rather bitter grimace when she sees your new haircut and her eyebrows kneading, she blinks. } ... Why.... Why did you do that?

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My love for u is ogre the top

oh my holy ogre

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shrekyeon

and shrekmin

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buy me shrek crocs

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