noided void

~~~18+ never safe for work~~~ 35 year old cis he/him from north east usa | cryptid | pervert | wizard | hermit | nerd |

[kyuubiskeeper]

[pissed-whizard]

[pissed-whizard]

i thought i was gonna be swept off the pier it was so damn windy

it was worth it to kick it with one of the local trolls tho

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is a gateway drug to cooler and better blogs (my mutuals)

[pissed-whizard]

my blog is literally just here for me to scroll through when i get high, so if anyone happens to follow me in the process it was purely by accident

[pissed-whizard]

what’s your type?

Well, as a wizard myself I tend to find the type I'm most often drawn towards to be witches, warlocks, sorcerers, fairies, nymphs, pixies, dragons, knights, jesters, succubus, evil nuns, nice demons, fallen angels, aliens, ghosts, satyrs, gorgons, cult leaders, tieflings, kitsune, passafist warriors, violent passafists, clerics, paladins, bigfoot, chupacabras, anarchists, elves, gnomes, dwarves, druids, kobolds, kelpie, rangers, sad immortals, cheerful mortals, vampires, werewolves, wraiths, rogues, centaurs, unicorns, goddesses, shapeshifters, halfings, orcs, goths, punks, nosferatu, mothman, mermaids, spriggans, ents, alchemists, tieflings, ghouls, and goblins. just to name a few.

[pissed-whizard]

wizard in the streets, warlock in the sheets

[pissed-whizard]

no wait babe please im not like those other tumblr wizards i swear

[pissed-whizard]

she calls my nut milk because i'm soy based

[pissed-whizard]

[pissed-whizard]

Does your god have a big fat dick? Cause it feels like he's fucking me

Are his balls filled with lightning? Do they dangle like heavens keys?

Does your god have a big fat dick? Cause it feels like he's fucking me

[hellseur]

Gale wizardposting ✨

[unusual-suspects]

x

[oppy-draws]

more sketches for @liltrashangel

[grimygrimygrimy]

just so excited to be knighted

[grimygrimygrimy]

kiss the sword that kills you or w/e

[pissed-whizard]

wait a second why in the fuck is the video tab back