the fact that i couldn’t hold it and immediately started peeing once i clicked record lol
Sucks she went back to school and left us 😔 oh well

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the fact that i couldn’t hold it and immediately started peeing once i clicked record lol
Sucks she went back to school and left us 😔 oh well
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Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me
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A Beginners Guide to Watersports
After our previous two guides received such positive feedback, we’ve been getting a lot of questions about introducing pee play, or ‘watersports’ into a relationship.
1. It will get messy
No matter how well you plan it, something is going to end up being covered in pee. At first, stick to doing it in the bath, shower or somewhere with laminate flooring. Of course, the absolute best place for you to do it is outside, as long as you have a well fenced garden, or (like us) enjoy the idea of being caught in the act.
If you want to move things into the bedroom get a waterproof sheet to put under your regular sheet to avoid damaging your mattress, and if you’re looking to do it somewhere carpeted, buy some ‘Puppy Training Pads’ to soak up any pee before it gets into your carpet. These pads are cheap, can be bought in bulk, and are literally designed to soak up urine.
2. Keep it sweet
Phenylalanine, the sweetener used in pretty much all diet pop (soda), can not be digested by the human body. This is pretty handy if you want to try drinking pee, but worry about how it will taste, as it will sweeten your urine.
It goes without saying that the more hydrated you are, the more pleasant tasting your urine will be, so try to drink as much as you can for a couple hours before hand. This will also help you to overcome ‘stage fright’.
3. Be clear on your intentions
Watersports is a many faceted fetish, ranging from pee drinking to urine enemas, so it is best to be very clear with your partner what you intend to do before hand. It’s no good pissing down your slave’s throat, when all they were expecting was a light golden shower.
There isn’t really much else to it, so give it a go; you won’t know whether you like it or not until you try it out for yourself. Who knows, this time next week you could be bound to a bed with a funnel taped to your mouth having the best time of your life as your mistress squats down above you with a full bladder…
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Hey all, my school is coming after me for about a grand again right now. Long story short I dropped out of college after about a month when they overdrew my account $200 without notice in October due to lost financial aid (again, without warning, also after giving me a $500 refund for having too...
Hey guess who’s utterly humiliated to be begging for money again. The short story is that my old school is still after me for about a grand which I honestly should not owe them - this is on top of old debts not paid off for my cat’s vet bills last year, unpaid phone bills, and me and my family trying to move out of the place we share with another family I actually hate asking for money but there it is. I’m also totally willing to do some services for money - poetry? write you AP english essay? pagan stuff like spells and divination? nsfw content (check out my nsfw blog @raisehellraisedicks where I have things for sale)? hmu thru IMs and we can work smth out my paypal is also paypal.me/jkd7727 if you wanna donate or pay for smth through there sorry for doing this again, the universe it really out to get me
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Can't decide if I wanna cuddle you or mark you up.
both?
Both sounds good
How about we make out, and I pick you up by your ass. You wrap your legs around me. We've got our tongues in each other's mouths as I slide your panties down and dig my nails into your ass a bit. We're in public, of course.
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You too sugar 💋💋💋
MAN ok I’m losing my mind thinkin about domming this friend of mine like sorry but he’d just look so good tied up in pretty dark purple ropes and straining for some kind of gentle touch, painfully hard, but I won’t touch him until he cries - red all over from being hit and bitten, totally at my mercy, can hardly catch his breath and drooling and begging for me to let him cum AHHHH
This isn’t about me but I’d be down still.
hard to do well on my own!
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