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cdjailhouse‌:

Oh! I think it’s the island Magneto lives on maybe?

Mutant... Island.... [Mica talks slowly while typing into her phone, pauses] 

Oh! Genosha! It’s close; they might have kind of named it off of it. 

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cdjailhouse‌:

Probably….could google x-men instead if we wanted. Maybe there is one named Geneva?

I don’t think so, but it’s worth a shot. There’s a mutant for everything.

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cdjailhouse‌:

Ah okay….sounds a little boring but we could. Might be more interesting then I think I mean it is like war stuff.

I’m cool if we don’t, I obviously didn’t pay attention the first time I was supposed to learn about it so it’s probably really boring.

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cdjailhouse‌:

So…not an x-men? Okay….but why is nut colors against a city then?

I’ll be honest, Siege warfare isn’t exactly against the Geneva Convention. That’s like a set of rules? To protect people not fighting in wars? I don’t know much about it but we could probably Google it.

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cdjailhouse‌:

Geneva?

[She cracks her door open for just a moment] It’s a big city in Switzerland. 

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cdjailhouse‌:

You know I’m right!

This is siege warfare! This is against the Geneva Convention!

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cdjailhouse‌:

Fancy nut color.

[Muffled screaming] 

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cdjailhouse‌:

So it’s a fancy nut?

No, it’s a color.

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cdjailhouse‌:

What the fuck is an amaretto? Sounds like a fancy version of something normal.

It’s Almond. Pale brown like almond in a metallic green mix. It’s not fancy it’s it’s own thing!

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cdjailhouse‌:

That doesn’t stop the colors from being fancier versions of other ones!

Metallics aren’t always fancy! Think of Amaretto Emerald tones! They’re business minded at best!

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cdjailhouse‌:

BRONZE IS FANCY BROWN! AND NO NO I WONT

They’re Metals! They’re all metals! They’re Metallic!!!

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cdjailhouse‌:

GOLD IS JUST FANCY YELLOW.

[Muffled behind door] You’re going to regret this!

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cdjailhouse‌:

IT IS THOUGH!

B L O C K E D

[cdjailhouse]

Silver is just a fancy grey. And Gold is just fancy yellow.

[pistolsandprada]

Blocked.

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dickie-puppeteer:

Plus we can shoot shit off the side of the boat when Jack and I kiss or at the end of the reception and shit. Not sure about tying a fisherman’s knot but hey that is something we can talk to Jack about.

Fireworks, heavy ammunition-- the options are endless.

[She sighs]  I’ll start a binder.

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dickie-puppeteer:

Good. You did not have much of a choice honestly.

Who the hell spends three years planning one day? That’s dumb. Jack and I just need to agree on where and a day. I’m going to suggest my yacht. Boat party and shit.

[Mica looks emotionally drained just thinking about it] There are people...

Well, boat weddings are in. Good setting, privacy, no noise complaints. And with the appropriate staff and crew it goes off without a hitch. And then there’s some people literally tying the knot at the altar with, like, a fisherman’s knot. That’s cute. It’s all themed. [She can’t even help herself, immediately dropping ideas] Plenty of color palettes to chose from for nautical; and you’d guarantee minimal carnage if anyone did decide to cause trouble. Boats are like a little self contained ecosystem.

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dickie-puppeteer:

….Look. I’ve been planning shit for two days straight. I feel like Gus with all the coffee I’ve been drinking. I didn’t just have that heist pre-planned. I didn’t think about doing things my way. But that is why I hired you guys. Plus from the sounds of it, you have experience with this shit? [Geoff grins to Mica] That is good to know. I prefer to keep things in the crew as much as I can so…I’ll have to pick your brain sometime with Jack. You’d be paid of course.

[Mica’s laughing is cut off halfway through, trailing off when Geoff makes mention of how much she seems to know about weddings. Her smile is nearly pained.]  I know... a bit. Yeah....  [She sighs]   Yeah... Of course.

[She pauses, then seems to resolve something and makes sure to look Geoff in the eye and ask:]  You’re absolutely not going to spend three years engaged and planning the wedding, correct? I-- I cant have two weddings like that going through planning at once. I cannot do that to myself.