noise dept.
One Nice Bug Per Day
art blog(derogatory)
sheepfilms
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
Doug Jones
pixel skylines
#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
Jimmy Eat World
Monterey Bay Aquarium
No title available
Kiana Khansmith
Keni
Origami Around
ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Show & Tell
tumblr dot com
seen from Colombia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Brazil
seen from Brazil
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Honduras
seen from China
@dickie-puppeteer
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
I mean I helped but he did most of the planning this time around.
You’d think after the last time you’d at least set a reminder in your phone, that’s how I remembered mine. Geoff he forgot his own birthday! Twice!
Hey! I probably had a patient or something and forgot to put it in my phone! Not my fault!
[Geoff just laugh] I blame Alzheimer's.
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle:
You forgot again? That’s like two years in a row.
– I thought it was you. [Now Ray looks conflicted]
Hey in my defence I’ve been busy.
I mean I helped but he did most of the planning this time around.
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Uhhh…cuz it’s your birthday?
How come you can be grumpy on your birthday but I get shit if I’m grumpy on mine?
Geoff, I am the opposite of a party person.
……Wait what?…………
Yeah but it’s good for you to expand your horizons from time to time kiddo! Besides Joel put in a lot of work on this.
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle:
dickie-puppeteer:
Exactly. And today is not one of them.
Well you’d better make sure you’re not grumpy tomorrow.
[Ray sighs, exasperated.] Why a party?
Tomorrow isn’t your birthday. I can be grumpy then if I want to.
Uhhh...cuz it’s your birthday?
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle::
So I should return the present I got for you for tomorrow, then?
[Ray sighs at the lack of safety] Not often enough.
I’m not grumpy currently.
Exactly. And today is not one of them.
pinksniperrifle:
What? I’m not listening, your old man voice is so hard to hear, Joel–
So you basically locked everyone in here, then? That can’t be fire safe.
Cranky old men don’t get birthday presents.
When has this crew ever done something ‘safe’ when we could do something fun?
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle:
I might be able to jump out of a window and fix both problems, actually.
You don’t even use a cane, Geoff.
Hey! I don’t use a cane either!
After the whole...sniper thing. I made sure these windows were bullet proof and reinforced. Good luck breaking them to jump out. And good luck fitting through them. There is no escape. What was that chant you did? No way in, no way out?
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle:
There’s a line being crossed here. I should just walk away.
Thanks I guess?
Yeah and that line is you getting a year older. Sadly you can’t walk away from that or this party.
Soon. Soon you will be old like us. We’ll pick out a cane for you later.
doctor-gold:
pinksniperrifle:
I think this is kind of excessive. It’s just a birthday.
Fuck you fight us. Also happy birthday.
Do you know how often Joel and I agree on shit lately? Not often. So fuck you, fight us, happy birthday.
Breaking character real quick. [OOC]
My skype updated and deleted half my contacts and all my convos. Can someone from the group help me get back?
pistolsandprada:
dickie-puppeteer:
Plus we can shoot shit off the side of the boat when Jack and I kiss or at the end of the reception and shit. Not sure about tying a fisherman’s knot but hey that is something we can talk to Jack about.
Fireworks, heavy ammunition– the options are endless.
[She sighs] I’ll start a binder.
Definitely need explosives and a helicopter.
pistolsandprada:
dickie-puppeteer:
Good. You did not have much of a choice honestly.
Who the hell spends three years planning one day? That’s dumb. Jack and I just need to agree on where and a day. I’m going to suggest my yacht. Boat party and shit.
[Mica looks emotionally drained just thinking about it] There are people…
Well, boat weddings are in. Good setting, privacy, no noise complaints. And with the appropriate staff and crew it goes off without a hitch. And then there’s some people literally tying the knot at the altar with, like, a fisherman’s knot. That’s cute. It’s all themed. [She can’t even help herself, immediately dropping ideas] Plenty of color palettes to chose from for nautical; and you’d guarantee minimal carnage if anyone did decide to cause trouble. Boats are like a little self contained ecosystem.
Plus we can shoot shit off the side of the boat when Jack and I kiss or at the end of the reception and shit. Not sure about tying a fisherman’s knot but hey that is something we can talk to Jack about.
pistolsandprada:
dickie-puppeteer:
….Look. I’ve been planning shit for two days straight. I feel like Gus with all the coffee I’ve been drinking. I didn’t just have that heist pre-planned. I didn’t think about doing things my way. But that is why I hired you guys. Plus from the sounds of it, you have experience with this shit? [Geoff grins to Mica] That is good to know. I prefer to keep things in the crew as much as I can so…I’ll have to pick your brain sometime with Jack. You’d be paid of course.
[Mica’s laughing is cut off halfway through, trailing off when Geoff makes mention of how much she seems to know about weddings. Her smile is nearly pained.] I know… a bit. Yeah…. [She sighs] Yeah… Of course.
[She pauses, then seems to resolve something and makes sure to look Geoff in the eye and ask:] You’re absolutely not going to spend three years engaged and planning the wedding, correct? I– I cant have two weddings like that going through planning at once. I cannot do that to myself.
Good. You did not have much of a choice honestly.
Who the hell spends three years planning one day? That’s dumb. Jack and I just need to agree on where and a day. I’m going to suggest my yacht. Boat party and shit.
dickie-puppeteer:
…..THAT’S AN OPTION?!
[Mica startles, actually jumping and then putting a hand on her heart as if steadying herself.] Well- yeah?
[She stares at Geoff with her eyes narrowing slowly] It’s your wedding, you’re literally in charge. You can do whatever you want? Don’t you normally do whatever you want anyway? I mean- [She stops herself] You’ve got to ask your fiance if that’s cool because it’s his wedding too but… Yeah. Do what you want.
....Look. I’ve been planning shit for two days straight. I feel like Gus with all the coffee I’ve been drinking. I didn’t just have that heist pre-planned. I didn’t think about doing things my way. But that is why I hired you guys. Plus from the sounds of it, you have experience with this shit? [Geoff grins to Mica] That is good to know. I prefer to keep things in the crew as much as I can so...I’ll have to pick your brain sometime with Jack. You’d be paid of course.
pistolsandprada:
[Mica respectfully doesn’t call Geoff out on the spreadsheet being more trouble than it’s worth.]
You know, the last wedding I worked on the bride had three people in mind for Maid of Honor and had no idea how to choose, so she just… Picked the person who would be the most help with the wedding planning. Then she made the other two bridesmaids but gave each of them a specific job that was usually the maid of honor’s, like- she let one help with the rehearsal dinner and the other help with the bachelorette party . That way they were all involved.
.....THAT’S AN OPTION?!
pistolsandprada:
Yeah I can’t see either of them being someone’s best man- I mean, Ray might accept being Ryan’s but he wouldn’t go out of his way to be too involved; I think Ryan would expect as much. Might not even choose him because of it. Matt is definitely not the type. [In no world does Mica see Matt Bragg giving a speech of any kind.]
That does make it difficult… I had noticed the egos. [Of course, her perception of people is different than Geoff’s; she sees Gavin and Jeremy as being the biggest red flags.] Is… the spreadsheet actually helping at all, or has it made this way more complicated?
Exactly. That is why I crossed them out as quickly as I could.
......Can I plead the fifth? I’ve spent way too much time on this to answer that.
pistolsandprada:
Wow that is… a long list. [Impressed but worried, Mica thinks over the options. It’s really a decision that Geoff has to make, but maybe she can help him talk it out.]
Do you think any of them are really expecting to be made your best man when you get married? It’s kind of a weird thing to be expecting; I’ve had friends get married and I’ve never assumed I’d be a bridesmaid, let alone Maid of Honor. Are you… maybe over thinking it?
That is the reduced list. I took Gus off because last time I saw him I stabbed him. Took Ray off since he’d probably run away the second he realized he’d have to make a speech. Same with Matt.
Yes. I’m a crime boss. I expect everyone to expect the best most privileged positions in anything I do. We are all criminals, we all have egos. There would probably be a fight over the position if I don’t figure out a good reason for why that person got the position. [Geoff doesn’t mention that Caleb’s position in the crew being a secret was also part of it. Caleb might expect to be the best man given all he does for the crew and him being the most probably to take it over for him when he retires. But Michael would also probably expect the position or at least want it.]
