TAKE THE FALL

he's some billy the kid . and no one knows where he went.

[pistolslanga]

I don’t STOP for no one *

HIGHLY SELECTIVE JESSE MCCREE. WRITTEN BY RED.

[klaiis]

Its highnoon somewhere in the world

[out-gone-deactivated20230701]

[out-gone-deactivated20230701]

step right up and lick deez nuts.

[redp0nda]

alright who opened it?

[pistolslanga]

like this so a lonesome cowman can send you a meme

[pistolslanga]

if your name's cole now than that's all i'm gettin' you for christmas

if that's the case get ready to wake up to a pile of ashes on your pillow

[pistolslanga]

@eisiramdeus​

there’s  a  particular  disbelief  in  this  situation  but  no  discomfort  which  in  itself  is  strange.  heavy  palm  cups  warm  water  from  the  bath  before  tossing  it  atop  the  other  man’s  exposed  nape  with  a  carefully  focused  expression.  the  spot  between  their  shoulder  and  bicep  tasted  steamed  bathroom  air  through  a  wet  patch  on  their  shirt;  not  long  ago  when  the  man  in  the  tub  had  relaxed  enough,  they’d  forgotten  themselves  and  lain  their  head  back  against  him  by  mistake.  an  apology  was  promptly  issued  but  mister  mccree  hadn’t  broken  their  attention  off  from  their  task,  only  nodded  as  they  felt  a  gaze  on  his  cheek.

years  ago  this  gentleman  had  taken  part  in  many  assignments  where  there’d  been  victims  —  victims  of  cruelty  he’d  rather  not  reminisce  on.  they’d  need  the  most  care.  sounds  of  a  towel  being  wrung  with  droplets  hitting  the  water’s  surface  followed.

it’s  this  experience  that  applies  itself  in  those  fingers,  now  kneading  at  pale  arms  to  encourage  the  blood.  he  hadn’t  said  a  word  beyond  explaining  what  he  was  doing  and  why.

“  ..  𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃  𝐁𝐄  𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄  𝐓𝐎  𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐄  𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄  𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐘  𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍.  ”  he  murmurs  seemingly  more  to  himself.

[pistolslanga]

the childish urge to read people’s urls and finish it with “these nuts“

[pistolslanga]

heard some folks ‘round here call you cassidy, you mind explainin’?

[cucro]

oi he didnt get to finish his pie

[pistolslanga]

Cowboy has the worst Italian accent confirmed

count your days

[pistolslanga]

WHAT CHARACTER FROM THE ILIAD ARE YOU?

DIOMEDES

You are Diomedes, a well-trained spearman and noble hero, son of King Tydeus and Queen Deipyle of Argos. While you will prove yourself to be a deft, powerful, and effective warrior, your true distinction among the Achaean ranks is your wisdom, logic, emotional maturity, and strong sense of self. You are the adult in the room, foil to the infamously petulant and tempestuous Achilles, and your prudent humility will get you through the war alive and well, celebrated for your heroic excellence and chosen by grey-eyed Athena as a worthy opponent to her godly siblings. Bravo, great Diomedes! Bravo!

TAGGED BY: @eisiramdeus​ ( well well well, the lesser cowboy )

TAGGING: @rebellock​, @unforgive​, @elskcv​ ( for gaea ),  @wiiaca​, and anyone else can give it a go !

[strangerthingsroleplay18]

[pistolslanga]

Hey, sorry to bother you, I hope I'm not coming off as bitchy, but would it be possible to tag that screenshot as a spoiler? I haven't had a chance to sit down and read the comic yet and that popped up on my dash very unexpectedly.

not at all a bother, i was debating it since not a lot of folks were around, but I should’ve gone with my gut. it is now tagged as new blood spoiler //

hope you get around to reading it soon! sorry about that!

[pistolslanga]

everybody shut up bc this is all im gonna be talking about for the rest of the event

[tired-art-bitch]

A bit of McCree 🤠😗

[pistolslanga]

cole slaw