you're borussia dortmund. due to severe mismanagement you almost went insolvent in 2005. you had a debt of close to 119 mio euros but a stroke of genius saved you.
you're borussia dortmund. it's 2011 and you've won your first championship since 2002. you don't know it yet, but next year you will win the double. and the year after that, you will reach the ucl finale. you will lose this one but your national and international"rebirth" thanks to a clever marketing and transfer politic will be complete.
you're borussia dortmund. your coach of the last seven years just told you he wants to leave. you will have seven different coaches in the next ten years, with varying success.
you're borussia dortmund. your team bus with the squad inside just suffered a bomb attack. the culprit speculated on making profit on your shares potentially dropping. you won't play your ucl match tonight. uefa, the club and the police will schedule the repetion for tomorrow, despite players and coaches not really being in a condition to play. you will lose this one and the dortmund family will show the first cracks.
you're borussia dortmund. you will get two chances at winning the championship since klopp left, one being more serious than the other. you will miss out on both.
you're borussia dortmund. you will play in your first ucl finale (that you will lose) since 2013 later this week. you've just shared that rheinmetall will be your new sponsor. rheinmetall is an arms manufacturer. they're sending weapons to israel which makes them complicit in the genocide in palestine. your own fans rightfully ask if you've gone mad and why you're betraying your own values like that.
you're borussia dortmund. your own goal for the season was directly qualifying for the ucl. insufficient transfers and an inexperienced coaching team almost prevented that from happening. will you learn anything for the upcoming season?
you're borussia dortmund. you just crashed out of the champions league. your sporting director reveals that the possible revenue of the upcoming ucl matches was a fixed position in your financial plans. you've lost out on that money.
you're borussia dortmund? are you sure?
