Guardian of the Goddess of Light

Again today I will go soaring through the sky~!

[official-zeus-god]

It’s time

I’ve been watching this strange “officialverse” for a while and I’ve been thinking... I don’t like how they all get along so easily.. in fact, I hate it. Seeing all these gods and powerful beings walking around with mortals and animal creatures and robots and all of the sinful creatures disgusts me.. I’m going to do what I should have done as soon as I got here!

I’m going to drop this giant stinky egg that will make all mortals incrediblely sick and all gods and powerful beings lose their power! And no one can stop me!

[pit-official]

Wh-What!? Oh no, I can’t lose my only remaining powers out here on my own! And I don’t want everyone getting sick! I... I have to do something!

HEY!!! DON’T YOU DARE DROP THAT EGG! OR... OR ELSE!

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? … L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do…

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Sounds a bit like the mentors new players get to me, honestly.]

[pit-official]

[He still seems to be struggling to understand them.]

Uh… yeah, I guess so? She is sort of a mentor to me, in a way.

I dunno. Maybe “guide” is a better term.

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Still fits the general job description. Only difference is that your ‘Palutena’ likely isn’t guiding you through how to play soccer, but with cars.]

[pit-official]

A-Am I picking you up right? Did you just say… soccer… but with cars?

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Yes, you got that right. Soccer. But with cars. Rocket-powered cars, specifically. My car can drive underwater. The usual.]

[pit-official]

What!? That doesn’t sound “usual” at all!

… BUT IT SOUNDS SO AWESOME!!

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Thanks. People often see it as an unsafe sport, even though we make sure to safely pad every car, and prevent any tampering.]

[pit-official]

It seems like a lot of fun! And a lot more interesting than just your regular soccer game!!

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Yes. We are also allowed to use our own, specially made cars, and their design would be added to a registry. It’s how the Proteus came to be.]

[pit-official]

That’s so cooool!!! I’m really interested in this whole thing now!

Well, I mean, I’ve only ever driven an Exo Tank and the Lightning Chariot, but... I guess those count, right?

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? … L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do…

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Sounds a bit like the mentors new players get to me, honestly.]

[pit-official]

[He still seems to be struggling to understand them.]

Uh… yeah, I guess so? She is sort of a mentor to me, in a way.

I dunno. Maybe “guide” is a better term.

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Still fits the general job description. Only difference is that your ‘Palutena’ likely isn’t guiding you through how to play soccer, but with cars.]

[pit-official]

A-Am I picking you up right? Did you just say… soccer… but with cars?

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Yes, you got that right. Soccer. But with cars. Rocket-powered cars, specifically. My car can drive underwater. The usual.]

[pit-official]

What!? That doesn’t sound “usual” at all!

… BUT IT SOUNDS SO AWESOME!!

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Thanks. People often see it as an unsafe sport, even though we make sure to safely pad every car, and prevent any tampering.]

[pit-official]

It seems like a lot of fun! And a lot more interesting than just your regular soccer game!!

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? … L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do…

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Sounds a bit like the mentors new players get to me, honestly.]

[pit-official]

[He still seems to be struggling to understand them.]

Uh… yeah, I guess so? She is sort of a mentor to me, in a way.

I dunno. Maybe “guide” is a better term.

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Still fits the general job description. Only difference is that your ‘Palutena’ likely isn’t guiding you through how to play soccer, but with cars.]

[pit-official]

A-Am I picking you up right? Did you just say… soccer… but with cars?

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Yes, you got that right. Soccer. But with cars. Rocket-powered cars, specifically. My car can drive underwater. The usual.]

[pit-official]

What!? That doesn’t sound “usual” at all!

... BUT IT SOUNDS SO AWESOME!!

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do...

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Sounds a bit like the mentors new players get to me, honestly.]

[pit-official]

[He still seems to be struggling to understand them.]

Uh... yeah, I guess so? She is sort of a mentor to me, in a way.

I dunno. Maybe “guide” is a better term.

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Still fits the general job description. Only difference is that your ‘Palutena’ likely isn’t guiding you through how to play soccer, but with cars.]

[pit-official]

A-Am I picking you up right? Did you just say... soccer... but with cars?

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do...

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

[Sounds a bit like the mentors new players get to me, honestly.]

[pit-official]

[He still seems to be struggling to understand them.]

Uh... yeah, I guess so? She is sort of a mentor to me, in a way.

I dunno. Maybe “guide” is a better term.

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[orange-rocket-leaguers-official]

-Someone, dressed in what seems to be a hybrid between an old-timey diving suit and racing suit, notices Pit talking. They don’t verbally respond, but they do sign.- [Who’s Palutena?]

[pit-official]

[Seems he only barely understands what they’re saying]

She’s the Goddess of Light, who I serve and fight for. I.. I don’t think I can communicate with her. It’s kind of worrying; she’s my guide, and without her, I don’t always know where to go or what to do...

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

I’m happy that you are safe. This place is odd but seems safe

[pit-official]

Yeah, I’m with you there, big guy. I only just got here recently, but it doesn’t seem that bad so far!

[donkeykong-official]

That’s good.. it will take some getting used to. And I guess I’ll have to find a new house..

[pit-official]

Ah, yeah... me too, I guess.

I’m sure we’ll be alright though. Maybe we could help each other out?

[donkeykong-official]

Sounds good to me! (He looked around) do you know where we should start?

[pit-official]

Hmm... Lemme think.

Maybe we could go find the others? I got word that some other familiars we know from Smash Bros. are here, too! We could team up with them, or something!

[donkeykong-official]

That could work! I’m all for finding some old friends.. they could surely help us. I’ve already ran into Mario, but I haven’t seen any other familiar faces yet, I don’t think..

[pit-official]

Oh, you’ve met up with Mario already? That’s great!!

I’m not sure where exactly we could find the others, but hey, we could ask around and see if anyone else knows!

[donkeykong-official]

That sounds like a good idea to me!

[pit-official]

Awesome! Let’s go see who we can find!!

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

I’m happy that you are safe. This place is odd but seems safe

[pit-official]

Yeah, I’m with you there, big guy. I only just got here recently, but it doesn’t seem that bad so far!

[donkeykong-official]

That’s good.. it will take some getting used to. And I guess I’ll have to find a new house..

[pit-official]

Ah, yeah... me too, I guess.

I’m sure we’ll be alright though. Maybe we could help each other out?

[donkeykong-official]

Sounds good to me! (He looked around) do you know where we should start?

[pit-official]

Hmm... Lemme think.

Maybe we could go find the others? I got word that some other familiars we know from Smash Bros. are here, too! We could team up with them, or something!

[donkeykong-official]

That could work! I’m all for finding some old friends.. they could surely help us. I’ve already ran into Mario, but I haven’t seen any other familiar faces yet, I don’t think..

[pit-official]

Oh, you’ve met up with Mario already? That’s great!!

I’m not sure where exactly we could find the others, but hey, we could ask around and see if anyone else knows!

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

I’m happy that you are safe. This place is odd but seems safe

[pit-official]

Yeah, I’m with you there, big guy. I only just got here recently, but it doesn’t seem that bad so far!

[donkeykong-official]

That’s good.. it will take some getting used to. And I guess I’ll have to find a new house..

[pit-official]

Ah, yeah... me too, I guess.

I’m sure we’ll be alright though. Maybe we could help each other out?

[donkeykong-official]

Sounds good to me! (He looked around) do you know where we should start?

[pit-official]

Hmm... Lemme think.

Maybe we could go find the others? I got word that some other familiars we know from Smash Bros. are here, too! We could team up with them, or something!

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

I’m happy that you are safe. This place is odd but seems safe

[pit-official]

Yeah, I’m with you there, big guy. I only just got here recently, but it doesn’t seem that bad so far!

[donkeykong-official]

That’s good.. it will take some getting used to. And I guess I’ll have to find a new house..

[pit-official]

Ah, yeah... me too, I guess.

I’m sure we’ll be alright though. Maybe we could help each other out?

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

I’m happy that you are safe. This place is odd but seems safe

[pit-official]

Yeah, I’m with you there, big guy. I only just got here recently, but it doesn’t seem that bad so far!

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[donkeykong-official]

(He looks to him curiously before his face lights up. He launches forward and hugs Pit tightly) it really is! I’m happy to see you

[pit-official]

Aww! I’m happy to see you too, DK!

[He hugs him back, laughing happily]

[donkeykong-official]

(He runs around yelling)

Where is my family

[pit-official]

Oh hey! Is that who I think it is?

[He runs over to DK, stopping and catching his breath just beside him]

Hi Donkey Kong! It’s me, Pit! It’s so nice to finally see a familiar face around here!

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[official-nanafuse]

Oh! You’ve shown up here! Nice to see ya!

[pit-official]

What the-!? Is that.. ANOTHER ME!?

[official-nanafuse]

Well... yes, but also no. Basically, I’m you, but I’m also everyone else.

[pit-official]

Oh... wow, that’s really confusing, but pretty cool too!

[official-nanafuse]

It is two conflicting forces at once. It is sharp yet dull. simple yet complicated, everything and nothing.

[pit-official]

Woah! You look different now! How’d you do that?! Are you, like... a shapeshifter?

[official-nanafuse]

It’s like ｢you｣ told yourself. I’m everyone.

[pit-official]

Huh, alright... again, a little confusing, but still cool!

.. Oh yeah! I forgot to ask, where exactly am I? I mean, I just randomly woke up here, but I don’t know how or why...?

[official-nanafuse]

Officialverse. You’re familiar with Super Smash Bros., right? It’s like that, but on a much bigger scale. Pretty much anyone from any world can be here.

Nobody actually knows how or why they’re in this world, though. Total mystery to everyone.

[pit-official]

Oh yeah, definitely familiar! This place sure does sound interesting... and the name’s got a good ring to it as well!

[official-nanafuse]

Huh, not many tend to have that opinion on this world’s name, but I suppose you have a point.

[pit-official]

Yeah! I think I like it here already!

...

But wait, what about the others? I can’t communicate with Lady Palutena for some reason... nor can I talk to Viridi, or anyone else for that matter...

So, am I on my own here?

[official-nanafuse]

...Unfortunately. For now, anyway. Your companions may or may not join you here someday.

[pit-official]

Well... that’s a little off-putting, but I guess I could manage to go alone. Even without powers and such... I’ve pulled through much worse on my own before, I’m sure I can do it again. What’s the worst that could happen?

I do kinda hope someone else shows up, though.

[official-nanafuse]

It’s probably not best to tempt fate in a world like this one, you know.

That aside, there are people you should be familiar with from Super Smash Bros. around, such as Mario, Fox, Bowser, Robin, etc.

...Wolf won’t remember you, though.

[pit-official]

Oh, really? In that case, I’ll have to go looking for them soon!!

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[official-nanafuse]

Oh! You’ve shown up here! Nice to see ya!

[pit-official]

What the-!? Is that.. ANOTHER ME!?

[official-nanafuse]

Well... yes, but also no. Basically, I’m you, but I’m also everyone else.

[pit-official]

Oh... wow, that’s really confusing, but pretty cool too!

[official-nanafuse]

It is two conflicting forces at once. It is sharp yet dull. simple yet complicated, everything and nothing.

[pit-official]

Woah! You look different now! How’d you do that?! Are you, like... a shapeshifter?

[official-nanafuse]

It’s like ｢you｣ told yourself. I’m everyone.

[pit-official]

Huh, alright... again, a little confusing, but still cool!

.. Oh yeah! I forgot to ask, where exactly am I? I mean, I just randomly woke up here, but I don’t know how or why...?

[official-nanafuse]

Officialverse. You’re familiar with Super Smash Bros., right? It’s like that, but on a much bigger scale. Pretty much anyone from any world can be here.

Nobody actually knows how or why they’re in this world, though. Total mystery to everyone.

[pit-official]

Oh yeah, definitely familiar! This place sure does sound interesting... and the name’s got a good ring to it as well!

[official-nanafuse]

Huh, not many tend to have that opinion on this world’s name, but I suppose you have a point.

[pit-official]

Yeah! I think I like it here already!

...

But wait, what about the others? I can’t communicate with Lady Palutena for some reason... nor can I talk to Viridi, or anyone else for that matter...

So, am I on my own here?

[official-nanafuse]

...Unfortunately. For now, anyway. Your companions may or may not join you here someday.

[pit-official]

Well... that’s a little off-putting, but I guess I could manage to go alone. Even without powers and such... I’ve pulled through much worse on my own before, I’m sure I can do it again. What’s the worst that could happen?

I do kinda hope someone else shows up, though.

[pit-official]

Wh- Huh!? Where am I? ... L-Lady Palutena, can you hear me? Hellooo??

[official-nanafuse]

Oh! You’ve shown up here! Nice to see ya!

[pit-official]

What the-!? Is that.. ANOTHER ME!?

[official-nanafuse]

Well... yes, but also no. Basically, I’m you, but I’m also everyone else.

[pit-official]

Oh... wow, that’s really confusing, but pretty cool too!

[official-nanafuse]

It is two conflicting forces at once. It is sharp yet dull. simple yet complicated, everything and nothing.

[pit-official]

Woah! You look different now! How’d you do that?! Are you, like... a shapeshifter?

[official-nanafuse]

It’s like ｢you｣ told yourself. I’m everyone.

[pit-official]

Huh, alright... again, a little confusing, but still cool!

.. Oh yeah! I forgot to ask, where exactly am I? I mean, I just randomly woke up here, but I don’t know how or why...?

[official-nanafuse]

Officialverse. You’re familiar with Super Smash Bros., right? It’s like that, but on a much bigger scale. Pretty much anyone from any world can be here.

Nobody actually knows how or why they’re in this world, though. Total mystery to everyone.

[pit-official]

Oh yeah, definitely familiar! This place sure does sound interesting... and the name’s got a good ring to it as well!

[official-nanafuse]

Huh, not many tend to have that opinion on this world’s name, but I suppose you have a point.

[pit-official]

Yeah! I think I like it here already!

...

But wait, what about the others? I can’t communicate with Lady Palutena for some reason... nor can I talk to Viridi, or anyone else for that matter...

So, am I on my own here?