ER Nurse By Night...

[pita1023]

[pita1023]

[pita1023]

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[pita1023]

[licensetomurse-deactivated20200]

When your stroke alert patient rolls into the ER with a “last seen normal” time 2 hours and 45 minutes ago and you’re waiting for a decision on TPA

[sarcasticbabywhispererjess]

My patient’s blood cultures come back positive...

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[caringintensely]

And don’t forget Lord Catapres, whose talents include facilitating coping with ADHD, PTSD, Tourette’s syndrome and facial tics, along with lowering blood pressure (not very well, though. But he’s cute.)

[omegaling]

When your pad’s on crooked but you don’t realize it until after you leave a public bathroom

[candiikismet]

Oh my GOD

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[beep-beep-richie-trashmouth]

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

[heavensnicotine-deactivated2019]

ah, fuck it

[mirrorballparkers]

plz

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Anytime a coworker says it’s quiet...

[kaitlinstales]

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Me, when someone tells me they didn’t realize all nurses are responsible for...

[copingnurse-deactivated20240217]

Me, when report starts out with the words “I’m sorry.”

[ems-rn-deactivated20200212]

When the B52 kicks in..

50mg Benadryl, 5mg Haldol, & 2mg Ativan.

[readysetnurse]

When your pt tries to beat up the staff and asks what you’re going to do about it. Then they get 4-points and a shot in the ass.

[anothernursingstudent]

Dumb things my patients and their families have said #201:

Babies can’t get sick, right?