I do what I want

Lots of stuff. Good clean fun for the family (not at all) (not even close)

[quakerjoe]

[maswartz]

This is something people have forgotten. Cabinet members didn't used to be household names. You only heard of them when they fucked up royally.

[aropride]

guy who installs an adblocker and forgets about it and lives in a beautiful world where online ads have become much less frequent

[aropride]

lalala world so beautiful advertisements so extinct (opens website on mobile)AAAAAH!!!!!!! OH GOD MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob-artist]

Thinking about this one day when I was in Chicago and it was so foggy that the buildings turned 2D

[bob-artist]

I mean... you're not wrong

[beardedmrbean]

[c3rvida3]

I just learned that a lot of vintage perfumes and fragrances were intentionally created to blend well with the ever-present smell of cigarettes, and in specific a lot of iconic ones that are super musky and floral and civet-heavy were intended to compliment the smell of fur coats or even "refresh" that new fur coat smell, which is one of the reasons (besides just shifting preferences and trends) that a lot of them smell really, really bad to modern noses.

I bet there's some stunning genius diva out there right now who meticulously coordinates her Victoria's Secret body mists with her vape flavors.

[depsidase]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

the fact that helen of troy is a mother is soooo crazy to me bc no one ever ever ever looks at her like that. they will give her every other title except mother. what if she’s not the face that launched a thousand ships or menelaus’ wife or paris’ lover or aphrodite’s pawn or the traitor or the downfall or the most beautiful woman in the world what if she is just a girl’s mom sometimes. does anyone remember??? she has a little girl. she used to rock her to sleep

[screechfoxes]

PRIVATE NIGHTMARES, EPISODE 16 “OUROBOROS”

[men-of-actual-play]

(got this ask but wanted to reblog the gif maker instead)

[men-of-actual-play]

[men-of-actual-play]

[pitch-pork]

#now kiss

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

Not now babe, I'm experiencing the unbearable weight of my own emotional insignificance

[men-of-actual-play]

[pitch-pork]

#real and true #fact checked by me a bottom

[men-of-actual-play]

[bonivers]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this tweet for days

[catasters]

[rtfics]

sound on

Hercule Poirot and Inspector Japp discuss the details of another case.

[thecollectibles]

Saint of the Scarlet Bloom by seok young choi

[futuristicson]