mayonnaise

23 and im still here!

[princecroutons]

I headcanon your googoo as misogynistic

YOU CALL GOOGOO MISOGYNIST⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😭😭😭😭

[princecroutons]

HE LITWRALLY LOVES HIS WIFE‼️‼️‼️

[victusinveritas]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.

Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.

Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.

Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event

Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.

Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.

[creepymutelilbugger]

you know I never put it together that he built his platform on draining the swamp and then like went and made a swamp and now refuses to drain it

[beardedmrbean]

[squeakitties]

i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire

[giant-isopod-overlord]

💵🫲}([[[[[)

[squeakitties]

I JUST MADE ONE PILLION DOLLARS

[pangur-and-grim]

I have a sinus infection, so I was blowing my nose a lot while on the exercise bike and throwing the tissues beside me. anyway I just glanced over, and Pangur is nesting in the used tissues. kinda cute, kinda nasty

[pangur-and-grim]

[dogpuppy]

[chibanova]

To everyone considering paying 5 billion dollars per year to play gamecube games on switch

Take my hand. I can show you a better way

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

To everyone considering buying a switch 2 just to play Tomodachi Life

I can shoooooow you the woooooooorld

[segamascott]

[treecitysessions]

Scream this is iconic….

[happidapp]

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[mod2amaryllis]

some kind of yucky mold

[mod2amaryllis]

ewwwww

[mod2amaryllis]

oh my god?

[chilewithcarnage]

when the treat you treated yourself to is mid

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[aloehandsanitizer]

l’oréal kids shampoo pngs

[wizardpotions]

these were the most refreshing and delicious exilirs one could acquire in the 2000s

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[drtanner]

Didn't like it

[spiritualistapologist]

[everydaylouie]

summer book club