that'll do pig

mod | she/her nb but literally any pronouns wshatever | 30s | buy me a ko-fi | general post tag is "m2a" | art tag is "m2art" | i write the undertale fic "Jack of All Trades" over on capnhanbers

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

people aren't addicted to coffee because of the caffeine they're addicted to coffee because of the pooping

[ballgame]

Direct...

[ballgame]

Deltarune... tomorrow? 🥹

[not-the-conversation-starter]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[ackee]

weeheehee!

[mod2amaryllis]

it ain't much but it's a healthy ecosystem

[mod2amaryllis]

oh nooo in taking these i noticed my favorite rasbora has a tumor, booooooo

her name's split because she's always had a split dorsal fin, biggest rasbora in there, dang that sucks

[mod2amaryllis]

it ain't much but it's a healthy ecosystem

[targetedknowledge]

[dinolovingdragon]

Martial Arts

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[t00thpasteface]

look man i'll stop passing the same bootleg unofficially-translated copy of paint tool sai i downloaded off deviantart in 2010 from laptop to laptop when it stops doing exactly what i want exactly how i want it with no automatic fancy bullshit or updates or anything

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[azspot]

“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

[santhipoma]

[mr-deep-downer]

[sailatina3]

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

[threeninesfine]

The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world.

—J.G. Ballard, Kingdom Come

[creatingblackcharacters]

"From these made-up horrors, these fictionalized enemies, he had created a villain worthy of the violent bravado that he imagined he would display if confronted by said villain. This web of racist lies was what he needed to make himself seem like a man. He invented a story about bad guys who were out to get him, and he repeated it to himself and others until he believed it. Then he made up another story- of himself as hero, defending himself and his family against this violent threat- and he repeated that one until he believed it too. Brian wrote himself into his own American westen, a world of cowboys and Indians, cops and robbers. And for a man with no job, few friends, and a family that couldn't stand him, pretending to be a main character in violent American mythology was as close to belonging as he was ever going to get."

Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

[mod2amaryllis]

Is baby’s fever better? :(

the baby update is that 3 weeks ago she had a fever and got sick for the first time and was extremely sad and clingy. things were already rough before then because we were transitioning from 2 naps a day to 1.

the week after was semi back to normal, except she'd now made the jump to 1 nap. like naturally staying up longer in the mornings.

now for the last week, there has been an overnight transformation. Aurora has decided she prefers walking to crawling. she also prefers being extremely crazy non-stop go go go to sleeping. it's insane. we suddenly have a toddler. it happened so fast. we're exhausted, we look at each other like what the fuck happened literally what happened it was overnight.

[mod2amaryllis]

the hardest thing about our baby in particular is sleep. she's had an opposite trajectory from what's textbook. most little guides or posts or whatever are like "now that your baby is sleeping longer stretches or even through the night-" ok! huh! yeah nnn ok must be nice

[mod2amaryllis]

Is baby’s fever better? :(

the baby update is that 3 weeks ago she had a fever and got sick for the first time and was extremely sad and clingy. things were already rough before then because we were transitioning from 2 naps a day to 1.

the week after was semi back to normal, except she'd now made the jump to 1 nap. like naturally staying up longer in the mornings.

now for the last week, there has been an overnight transformation. Aurora has decided she prefers walking to crawling. she also prefers being extremely crazy non-stop go go go to sleeping. it's insane. we suddenly have a toddler. it happened so fast. we're exhausted, we look at each other like what the fuck happened literally what happened it was overnight.

[omegaversereloaded]

chaphopfightsback:

There aren’t any fair ladies where I live that are chap-hop heads. It’s a real problem. I have to eventually move somewhere else if I’m ever going to find a missus I can cuddle with on the couch while listening to Mr. B…passing a big ass tobacco pipe back and forth. I need this in my life.

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??