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taylor | she/they | 22 unofficial head of marketing for the sao novels these are my fics | this is a rickroll (yes i am the sugou guy™)

[pitohuimaki]

hi, i'm taylor (or eren, both are cool) aka tumblr user pitohuimaki (formerly known as transboykirito) aka the sao fandom's resident Oh God Its This Guy Again guy on tumblr dot com. i wrote that one man-whore single dad yujikiri fic. i like todd haberkorn and i am not normal about the kirigaya family! welcome to my blog <3

"who the fuck is spicy micheal?"

context for spinch

inbox here!! + currently the only way i’m accepting fanfic requests

my stuff: gifs, fics + (super secret tumblr-only oneshots), edits, videos

specific fanfics: more than just a fling?, friends with (baby) benefits, other shades of blue, buried with our pasts, (i will add the others as i organise my tags sorry)

oddly specific tag navigation: trans kirito, queer kirisuna, bpd sugu,

sao abridged: general tag, kirito/asuna, suguha/shinichi

moon cradle + unital ring spoiler tags (!!!)

other socials: sao twitter

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sugary days officially published light novel in the year 2026

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cosplaying sao and resorting to physical violence over catan #canoncompliant

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can i share how much joy and love i’ve found in cosplaying sao again btw. like i exclusively do sao cosplays for work now but it finally feels okay again. i don’t feel gross anymore or panic about what people will have to say about my body or my gender. for the first time since i was 18 i can cosplay sinon without wanting to cry over my legs. i don’t get bullied for loving and relating to suguha anymore. there’s no weeks-long harassment over me cosplaying kirito. it’s just fun and good and light like it used to be again. in a wildly different way for wildly different reasons, but it’s really nice and comforting again like when i first fell in love with it.

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cosplaying sao and resorting to physical violence over catan #canoncompliant

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told my boyfriend to suck a dick and he told me that was my job. when i said i wanted a relationship like kirito and asuna i didn’t realise i would get their exact dialogue 😭😭

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me spending years wishing for a relationship like kirito and asuna and now i’m dating a movie nerd gamer who i can be as sarcastic as i want with and who takes me stargazing while calls me a city girl for saying there’s no stars like that at home and who “that’s my wife”-s me at every possible opportunity and who called me a princess and who said i deserved to be carved out of marble and who was literally named after highlander

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i’m marrying this man now btw

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that reblog about rika being that side character with no personality you get obsessed with is so real. i have this whole personality for her in my head that isn't real </3. i need to write more lisnon

i’ve got a whole family for her in my head that isn’t real. mister joe mama shinozaki sir i love you dearly and you are truly my favourite sao character.

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i forgot how much rape is at the start of fairy tail

put todd haberkorn and cherami leigh in more anime’s together please i can’t keep rewatching fairy tail and sao repeatedly

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also to whoever anon asked yes my fiance has a yugioh tattoo it’s the red dragon that isn’t red eyes but i forgot how to spell its name

[drivemysoul]

(dear) reader, i married him.

[prokopetz]

I'm not saying the author's perspective must be treated as paramount in media criticism, but sometimes the most reasonable analysis of a text on its face genuinely is "the author is universalising an experience which they possibly do not realise is not in fact universal".

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Sometimes the answer to "why is everyone in this media So Fucking Weird in a way that doesn't seem to be connected to any of the work's broader themes and is never textually interrogated in any meaningful way?" is because the author genuinely thinks that's how people operate.

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i think reki kawahara gets gerard way style psychic visions of joan of arc except instead of cosplaying on stage and writing music about the government he made a mediocre web series about horny teenage gamers

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when i say “you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” this is who i’m thinking about

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by far funniest ask i've had since i've started posting here again was someone genuinely shocked that i'm a woman. glad to see the transmasc swag never went away.

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i regret to inform you all that, despite my best efforts, i am indeed a cisgender woman.

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by far funniest ask i've had since i've started posting here again was someone genuinely shocked that i'm a woman. glad to see the transmasc swag never went away.

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wait yeah. random lil life updates. bc i haven’t been here properly in like 6 months:

i have a child!! i nearly died and there was a whole emergency surgery and people were yelling and i felt like bella in breaking dawn and it was all very dramatic.

i’m getting my bachelor’s degree!! forensic science :3 and also i’m in beauty school!! (no i’m not spreading myself too thin shh)

we moved again!! moving SUCKS. but we’re happy and safe and kinda thinking we’ve found our forever place

i dyed my hair, it’s blue and purple now!!

i got a huge contract and i’m beyond proud of myself!!

that’s probably everything? also i’m riding again which is great and i’ve missed it and i’m a horse girl at heart. i’m basically viggo mortensen but not nearly as cool and rugged.

thanks for reading, i will surely check in when i’m up to date with sao. i love yui and silica and lisbeth the most this arc and i’m excited to see what happens with them from here. also here is pictures to prove i do leave my house

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pithuimaki hall of fame (aka, worst/cursed posts compilation and spicy micheal)

the conception of spicy micheal (april 24th, 2022)

spinch (january 18th, 2024)

sex.png (february 7th, 2024)

slutty oberon (27 february, 2024)

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my brother read sword art online to me as a baby, now i get to read sword art online to my own baby 🥺🩷🫠

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y’all he does not have a favourite character yet, he’s slightly preoccupied with learning how to be alive