The Parent Friend We All Need

A Soft uWu Bean who loves to help, wrestle, and post dumb memes. 

[lindonleaves]

REBLOG IF YOU THINK THEY/THEM ARE VALID PRONOUNS

I want to show this to my mum

Keep reading

[arthropoidangst]

Of course!!

[punkiesocialonline]

My sibling is nonbinary and go by they/them. They are so valid! @pixxelplanets

[incorrectwrestlingquotesss]

Custody of Darby Allin

Jon: I'm his dad!

Cody: No fucking way! I am!

Jon: Bitch Back off.

Cody: I'm warning you.

Sting: But what if.... and hear me out.

Sting: I was his dad?

[punkiesocialonline]

Lince is catman

Lince: *Staring at cup on the table*

Metalik: No

Lince: *Staring Metalik dead in the eye as he raises his hand*

Metalik: Lince no! Bad Lince! You better not!

Lince: *Knocks the cup over*

Metalik: YOU LITTLE BIT-

[pixxelplanets]

Who’s driving?

Jericho, Hurricane and Matt Hardy are in the same car. Who will drive? 

 A police officer.

[pixxelplanets]

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched-they must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

[pixxelplanets]

More Dumb Jokes? Yes. Always.

What do you call a story about a broken pencil? 

Pointless.

[pixxelplanets]

*Mind Blown*

Waffles are just pancakes with abs

[pixxelplanets]

Do you ever think about this?

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.