the boys

c00lkidd's hivemind of minions which purely exist to follow his orders

[pizza-hivemind]

NEW ASK BLOG LETS GOOOO mod; @nickee-zy

----- A hivemind of minions which serve C00lkidd. Are mostly non verbal and will always do what C00lkidd says. every once in a while there's one different, which is usually looked up to. RULES!!! Nothing weird. No nsfw im a minor vro Anything discriminative + paraphiles DNI!!!! in this blog the minions can be adults, older than C00lkidd. you can flirt with them or whatever, but NO NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! magic anons are allowed!! killing is allowed but you can't exterminate them all! I'll ask before interacting with C00lkidd blogs FOR C00LKIDDS INTERACTING -- Use a number generator 1-100 if you want a more intelligent minion!!!1 if its 72-82 they will be smart B) If one of them speak, it'll be like > "This!" C00lkidds are allowed to ping me if they wanna summon the horde ^_^ You can name them They move in flocks, sorta, but they all can alert eachother telepathically NAMED MINIONS FREE FOR INTERACTION!! Sorrys - The first!! *SENTIENT* Jam - The second!! *SENTIENT* ITEMS GIVEN!! Exploding Egg - No shit Gun - 2nd amendment right. Pandora's Pizza Box - Makes something bad happen when opened. Moth - A really fluffy moth. Infinite Crate of Bloxy Cola - A crate of Bloxy Cola that never ends. Pizza Peel - The pizza paddle thing Subspace Tripmines - No shit Forbidden Cotton Candy - ?? CURRENT STATUS EFFECTS!! n/a

[pizza-hivemind]

here have some forbidden cotton candy!…

THROWS IT AND RUNS

J: "...Oh! Thanks!........... 🤨"

[pizza-hivemind]

Pizza please! Extra hot too :)

The minions gargle, before a slice of mangled slobbery pizza is thrown out and slides on the ground.

[pizza-hivemind]

Right

That's it

You caused the death of me on forsaken for the last time

RELEASE THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS RANDOM CHARACTER DECISION-

*Throws the most random images from Shadow of the Colossus at you-*

They chirp curiously. What is this meant to mean?

[nerdy-loser-with-floofy-beans]

(I am going to torment these fools until the end of time but if some of them grab the images I will draw my interpretation of them fighting the colossi.)

[pizza-hivemind]

WHAT DID THEY DO!!! //

[nerdy-loser-with-floofy-beans]

(They are wholesome beans :])

[pizza-hivemind]

fair continue //

[pizza-hivemind]

Right

That's it

You caused the death of me on forsaken for the last time

RELEASE THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS RANDOM CHARACTER DECISION-

*Throws the most random images from Shadow of the Colossus at you-*

They chirp curiously. What is this meant to mean?

[nerdy-loser-with-floofy-beans]

(I am going to torment these fools until the end of time but if some of them grab the images I will draw my interpretation of them fighting the colossi.)

[pizza-hivemind]

WHAT DID THEY DO!!! //

[pizza-hivemind]

Ooohh Booooyyss!! I think.you guys deserve a raise!!

- an in-progress C00lkidd blog

All of the minions start to chirp and gurgle happily. They don't even have money, but I guess the concept of gaining is a good thing to them.

(I haven't completely abandoned this blog, I'm just lowkey stuck on what to do with it..,,,, plus, Im struggling to keep my motivation to tend to it up, so sorry 4 the slow updates n stuff..)

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00lkidd produces new visors and pants for them, as well as jackets. He beamed at the little guys]

[pizza-hivemind]

The minions swarm around to collect the supplies. They're constantly smiling, but by the noises you can tell they're thankful.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[He also pats them all on the head]

"Can any of you guys talk?"

[He had just realized that he had never heard any of them speak]

[pizza-hivemind]

J: "Uhm. I can." One of the minions speak up. Jam, pretty much the only sentient minion who is free right now.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00l's jaw drops.]

"REALLY???"

[He picks the minion up like they way nothing, holding them by the armpits]

"That's so c00l!!"

[pizza-hivemind]

J: "Oh!.. I suppose it is!" Jam is flabbergasted that C00lkidd can pick him up. But C00lkidd has certainly gotten stronger since being sent to this realm.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00l puts him down patting him off]

"How did you learn how to talk?"

[pizza-hivemind]

Jam shrugs. Maybe he doesn't want to tell this C00lkidd about it.

[pizza-hivemind]

Ooohh Booooyyss!! I think.you guys deserve a raise!!

- an in-progress C00lkidd blog

All of the minions start to chirp and gurgle happily. They don't even have money, but I guess the concept of gaining is a good thing to them.

(I haven't completely abandoned this blog, I'm just lowkey stuck on what to do with it..,,,, plus, Im struggling to keep my motivation to tend to it up, so sorry 4 the slow updates n stuff..)

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00lkidd produces new visors and pants for them, as well as jackets. He beamed at the little guys]

[pizza-hivemind]

The minions swarm around to collect the supplies. They're constantly smiling, but by the noises you can tell they're thankful.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[He also pats them all on the head]

"Can any of you guys talk?"

[He had just realized that he had never heard any of them speak]

[pizza-hivemind]

J: "Uhm. I can." One of the minions speak up. Jam, pretty much the only sentient minion who is free right now.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00l's jaw drops.]

"REALLY???"

[He picks the minion up like they way nothing, holding them by the armpits]

"That's so c00l!!"

[pizza-hivemind]

J: "Oh!.. I suppose it is!" Jam is flabbergasted that C00lkidd can pick him up. But C00lkidd has certainly gotten stronger since being sent to this realm.

[pizza-hivemind]

Ooohh Booooyyss!! I think.you guys deserve a raise!!

- an in-progress C00lkidd blog

All of the minions start to chirp and gurgle happily. They don't even have money, but I guess the concept of gaining is a good thing to them.

(I haven't completely abandoned this blog, I'm just lowkey stuck on what to do with it..,,,, plus, Im struggling to keep my motivation to tend to it up, so sorry 4 the slow updates n stuff..)

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00lkidd produces new visors and pants for them, as well as jackets. He beamed at the little guys]

[pizza-hivemind]

The minions swarm around to collect the supplies. They're constantly smiling, but by the noises you can tell they're thankful.

[join-t3am-c00l]

[He also pats them all on the head]

"Can any of you guys talk?"

[He had just realized that he had never heard any of them speak]

[pizza-hivemind]

J: "Uhm. I can." One of the minions speak up. Jam, pretty much the only sentient minion who is free right now.

[pizza-hivemind]

Right

That's it

You caused the death of me on forsaken for the last time

RELEASE THE SHADOW OF THE COLOSSUS RANDOM CHARACTER DECISION-

*Throws the most random images from Shadow of the Colossus at you-*

They chirp curiously. What is this meant to mean?

[pizza-hivemind]

Ooohh Booooyyss!! I think.you guys deserve a raise!!

- an in-progress C00lkidd blog

All of the minions start to chirp and gurgle happily. They don't even have money, but I guess the concept of gaining is a good thing to them.

(I haven't completely abandoned this blog, I'm just lowkey stuck on what to do with it..,,,, plus, Im struggling to keep my motivation to tend to it up, so sorry 4 the slow updates n stuff..)

[join-t3am-c00l]

[C00lkidd produces new visors and pants for them, as well as jackets. He beamed at the little guys]

[pizza-hivemind]

The minions swarm around to collect the supplies. They're constantly smiling, but by the noises you can tell they're thankful.

[pizza-hivemind]

Ooohh Booooyyss!! I think.you guys deserve a raise!!

- an in-progress C00lkidd blog

All of the minions start to chirp and gurgle happily. They don't even have money, but I guess the concept of gaining is a good thing to them.

(I haven't completely abandoned this blog, I'm just lowkey stuck on what to do with it..,,,, plus, Im struggling to keep my motivation to tend to it up, so sorry 4 the slow updates n stuff..)

[existentandexhausted]

for every note i'll write a word in my fic. because i lack motivation.

there is a notes limit now. 10 notes per person

[pizza-hivemind]

Opinion on Cupcakes minions?

(Referring to the c00lkidd skin)

"They're... a creepier take on evangelization."

[pizza-hivemind]

FREE ME FROM MY BURDEN PL0x- take these 5 cups of overly-papaya-y smo0thie. I think I’ll actually die if i try to drink it all myself

It heals 17 health- *COUGH* I STILLTASTEItHelP

*…The Smoothie smells so strongly of Papaya that it’s scary to even think about trying it. Buy hey! 17+ health is 17 health!.. right?…*

*when they drink it they will be cursed with everything tasting like Papaya for the rest of the day: It’s that strong.*

JUST PLEASE DONT DRINK ALL OF THEM BY YOURSELF

-Curious Dying Anon

"Uhm--- alright!! ..Are you okay??" *Jam looks down at the cup of overly-papaya-y-smoothie. He takes a sip.* "COUGH COUGH MY LUNGS!!"

[pizza-hivemind]

Giving Jammy Chin Scritchies....

Jam purrs, again! Maybe this is a habit.

[lunat1cc]

The gangs all here!

[pizza-hivemind]

GUESS WHAT

THEYRE REAL!!!!! omg guys i have a fandom /silly //