[stability]

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[anditssunday-deactivated2018072]

[memestashhash]

[weklwejrwaejflasfkraewl-deactiv]

how does ABBA have so many bangers

[janeplease]

ABBA stands for ‘Absolute Bangers Brought Always’

[yung-sumo-blog]

[youaremyeverlovin]

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

being into disco is cool bc any disco song you like there’s guaranteed a 20 minute extended version of out there and you can pop a percocet lay on a fur rug and forget you’re alive while donna hits the ninth chorus refrain 

[theshitneyspears]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

today’s gender is gimme you facking money!!!!

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]

[pizzaprty]

@baiolicious

[womanculture]

When squidward said “that employee of the month award is a scam, it’s a way for Mr. Krabs to get you to work harder for no extra money” he was so right like #take #a #fuckin #sip #babes shez-a-conscious-worker

[meanplastic]

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]