Living in a land surrounded by bros.

I just moved from the west coast to the east coast. I'm a 24 year old woman, who lives with two men and works with 4 others. I generally post chat logs from my IMs between friends and consolidate the chats here, with pictures. Names are all changed to avoid any trouble

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SARAH

[BRAHS] "Those refs looked like Hellen Keller out there, but I don't even care!" keep it classy, roommate.

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brahhh?

SARAH 'YOU WERE OUT YOU WEREN'T WORKING RIGHT BRAH?" SARAH "no, i was out with some friends" SARAH "*GIRL FRIENDS?*"

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only cat photos will save me now

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i don't even know where to start

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YEAHHH RANGERS i guess?

SARAH 2014-5-11 02:31PM [RL] LMFAO OH MY GOD so my roommates have a big rangers flag hanging off the porch \ SARAH 19 days ago and this herd of people just walked past SARAH 19 days ago and LOST THEIR SHIT SARAH 19 days ago "LET'S GO RANGERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HEY GIRL RANGERS YEAH" SARAH 19 days ago and i didn't realize they were yelling at me until i realized the flag was there SARAH 19 days ago and i was like "woo???" SARAH 19 days ago "THAT'S NOT EXCITED ENOUGH FUCK YEAH RANGERRRRRRRRRRRS"

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really, all you can do on the east coast is drink to forget you live here

SARAH 2014-5-9 06:16PM [Roommates] "Hey so it's Friday night and we were gonna get drinks if you wa-- are you wearing pj pants?" SARAH 21 days ago "....yeah dude I got out of work and put on pj pants" SARAH 21 days ago "BUT IT'S FRIDAY????" SARAH 21 days ago apparently i looked unimpressed because he was like SARAH 21 days ago "BUT IT'S FRIDAY you can't get tits and ass in pajamas" SARAH 21 days ago except he didn't sound like he was kidding he was like legitimately baffled SARAH 21 days ago "BUT YOU HAVEN'T GONE DRINKING THIS WHOLE TIME"

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only tumblr and fandom understand my love for sebstan's face

SARAH2014-5-6 09:32PM [ROOMIES] lmao OH MY GOD HAHAHAHA SO SARAH 24 days ago roomie one is on the other side of the house SARAH 24 days ago probs 20-30 feet away idk SARAH 24 days ago roomie two is right next door to me SARAH 24 days ago andi h ear this voice in his room SARAH 24 days ago it's not call of duty which he was playing earlier SARAH 24 days ago it sounds familiar tho SARAH 24 days ago and i wait SARAH 24 days ago and i wait SARAH 24 days ago and i try to place it SARAH 24 days ago and then i realize it's fucking Sebastian stan SARAH delete24 days ago and i text him like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING SARAH 24 days ago I HEAR SEBSTAN!!!

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dear abby, my cat is fucking easy, what do i do

SARAH 2014-5-7 05:36PM Jesus Christ they have my cat answering to "landy"

SARAH 23 days ago that little fucking traitor P 23 days ago lmao P 23 days ago the feline, so fickle! SARAH 23 days ago drags hands over face SARAH 23 days ago that little asshole lmfaoooo SARAH delete23 days ago he prances over to them SARAH 23 days ago him and the chihuahua are fantastic tho

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you should probably look up what roleplay online is if you're confused or skip this

SARAH 2014-5-6 06:01PM [RL] I forgot what living with non-rpers is like?

SARAH 24 days ago Roommate came out into the living room and was like SARAH 24 days ago "wow you're...so quiet, like...what do you do all day" SARAH 24 days ago "well I work?" SARAH 24 days ago "yeah but AFTER you don't play xbox much or have your TV on" SARAH 24 days ago and you can't just say SARAH 24 days ago "well lately i've been pretending to be a fictional character on the internet and writing fanfiction" SARAH 24 days ago the answer I gave was, "oh, you know, work ... stuff" C 24 days ago LMAO SARAH 24 days ago he thinks i'm a really good worker it's gr8 A 24 days ago some day just answer "i'm writing gay porn" SARAH 24 days ago HAHA SARAH 24 days ago no i have to live here SARAH 24 days ago also omfg SARAH 24 days ago he saw my phone background A 24 days ago you mean you ~get~ to live here SARAH 24 days ago which is steve and bucky kissing? SARAH 24 days ago but it's all artsy and you can't tell SARAH 24 days ago unless you know the color schemes and stuff SARAH 24 days ago and he was like "oh who's the blond lday" SARAH 24 days ago lady* SARAH 24 days ago "I DUNNO I JUST LIKED THE PICTURE >_>" A 24 days ago (LOL) T 24 days ago LOL T 24 days ago omg this. I never knew what to say when my roommates used to be like 'what do you do all day on the computer?' P 24 days ago I eventually told my roommates in college I pretend to be fictional people on the internet and they were p. cool with it so you never know

SARAH 24 days ago hahhahahahaha SARAH 24 days ago YEAH I WASN'T LYING ABOUT WANTING STEVE TO GET REAMED/TO REAM BUCKY F 24 days ago this sounds like my dad and my sterek backgrounds F 24 days ago he will look at it and go "L, you know thats kinda gay" F 24 days ago "Yep dad, its very gay. thats the point." F 24 days ago "Oh, okay. Just I just wanted you to know, incase you didnt know" SARAH 24 days ago LMFAO YOUR DAD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SARAH 24 days ago jesus Foxface 24 days ago it kills me T 24 days ago asdklfj T 24 days ago "WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN" T 24 days ago "uhh I pretend to be fictional people and write gay sex online" SARAH 24 days ago sometimes threesomes!!!!! J 24 days ago never enough threesomes

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hockey??

SARAH 2014-5-2 07:00PM there are so many guys in our house right now that their glee at "peter" on the hockey team and their jumping is making the top level shake

SARAH 28 days ago SOMETHING GOOD JUST HAPPENED SARAH 28 days ago i guess SARAH 28 days ago gabe sat up like ???????? da fuq is happening

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birds are friends not food

SARAH 2014-5-1 06:53PM [home] oh my fuckING GOD THE CAT I WARNED HIM THE CAT WOULD FIND A WAY INTO THE BIRD CAGE SARAH 29 days ago I WARNED HIM?????????????????????????? SARAH 29 days ago "nah hahha it'll be fine hahaha wouldn't it be funny if he ate one" SARAH 29 days ago NO SARAH 29 days ago NO IT WOULDN'T SARAH 29 days ago gabe got the fucking cage undone SARAH 29 days ago BIRDS SARAH 29 days ago FLYING ALL OVER HTEH OUSE SARAH 29 days ago and gabe is just like LOLOLOL RUNS AFTER SARAH 29 days ago SKIDS SARAH 29 days ago TRIES TO EAT SARAH 29 days ago the guys thought it was hysterical SARAH 29 days ago they fucking love gabe it's insane. SARAH 29 days ago they cuddle him and babytalk him and go "broooooo!!" P 29 days ago om nom nom /smh SARAH 29 days ago fucking hell omfg J 29 days ago sdfk;lsdaklkasjd oh my god cat J 29 days ago cat no D 29 days ago oh dear B 29 days ago your life B is 29 days ago a sitcom now SARAH 29 days ago face in hands R 29 days ago oh my fucking god, you do live in a frat house R 29 days ago just... write this all down and turn it into a funny short story SARAH 29 days ago they want to put him in a rangers (i think) sweater SARAH 29 days ago like they do the dog for game night SARAH 29 days ago gabe goes and hangs out in j's bed and watches the game with him R 29 days ago clutches face SARAH 29 days ago IT'S REALLY CUTE but ridic R 29 days ago it sounds utterly ridic, to the point of surreal R 29 days ago it will be a lot funnier once you're not living in it R 29 days ago THIS WILL MAKE A GREAT STORY SOMEDAY SARAH 29 days ago yeah it will T 29 days ago yep this is definitely a sitcom J 29 days ago gjsldkfj omg SARAH 29 days ago they have 2 birds SARAH 29 days ago one is P SARAH 29 days ago and they bought him a friend SARAH 29 days ago who doesn't have a name SARAH 29 days ago "P's bitch" is what they call him

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snakes and rats and mice oh my

SARAH 2014-5-1 05:43PM [home] OH MY GOD THERE WAS A DEAD RAT IN A CUP JUST SOAKING IN WATER AND MY ROOMMATE WALKED OUT WHILE I STARED AT IT IN SHOCK AND SARAH 29 days ago he was like "oh nah dude it's cool i have a snake i gotta thaw it" SARAH 29 days ago SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS SARAH 29 days ago HAHAHA OH MY GOD LIKE G 29 days ago HAHA SARAH 29 days ago MY LIFE IS TOO RIDICULOUS RIGHT NOW I CANT SARAH 29 days ago i just SARAH 29 days ago i was like "o........kay........" SARAH 29 days ago goes back into room SARAH 29 days ago closes door P 29 days ago roflmao what oh no K 29 days ago LMFAO WOW SARAH 29 days ago I 'm too tired for this SARAH 29 days ago i just S 29 days ago OH MY GOD HAT NO M 29 days ago oh christ D 29 days ago ............ M 29 days ago at least it was there on purpose >.>

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Seriously though, Bro should be a trait only available to teen and young adult guys and if they don’t lose the trait when they age up, they grow a neckbeard and stay single forever.

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first week and there are dicks. welp

SARAH 2014-4-30 05:12PM OH MY GOD I'VE BEEN HERE A DAY AND I'VE ALREADY SEEN A DICK

SARAH 30 days ago AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH SARAH 30 days ago they have a friend over SARAH 30 days ago i don't think they knew i was here SARAH 30 days ago i walk out into the kitchen which is past the bathroom?? SARAH 30 days ago and dude's got his junk out pissing wiht the door open so he can hear the hockey game T 30 days ago n o p e ragin' cajun 30 days ago oh god T 30 days ago i saw my landlady without her bra once :/ it was unfortunate SARAH 30 days ago LMFAO SARAH 30 days ago w h o o p s SARAH 30 days ago i just SARAH 30 days ago need to deal with this for 2 months T 30 days ago and her teenage daughter liked to go around in tanktop and panties (unsure) SARAH 30 days ago until i have money to get my own place SARAH 30 days ago goddamnit. M30 days ago screams for you T 30 days ago gross M30 days ago clutches your shoulder M30 days ago im sorry T 30 days ago dudes SARAH 30 days ago i'm not even bothered it was just like R 30 days ago it'll be okay. 2 months is nothing SARAH 30 days ago oh......................... R 30 days ago lmao R 30 days ago OH SARAH 30 days ago it's so gross though like their floors haven't ever... SARAH 30 days ago been mopped i think SARAH 30 days ago so gabe's feet are black SARAH 30 days ago i had to buy slippers T 30 days ago D: SARAH 30 days ago i mean it's hardwood so it doesn't look disgusting? SARAH 30 days ago but omfg. R 30 days ago are you fucking living in a fraternity wtf SARAH 30 days ago LMFAO YEP SARAH 30 days ago YEP???? SARAH 30 days ago i mean on one hand SARAH 30 days ago we're trading our pokemon tomorrow SARAH 30 days ago i am very excited SARAH 30 days ago ON THE OTHER SARAH 30 days ago this is so fucking gross lmao i want to go home SARAH 30 days ago LMAO SARAH 30 days ago from their room i hear T 30 days ago I keep forgetting you're not here... SARAH 30 days ago [name] I WOULD GO GAY FOR YOU!!!!! SARAH 30 days ago SCORE SCORE SCORE!! T 30 days ago like i know you don't live here but i keep forgetting you're not still in [westcoast] somehow (unsure) T 30 days ago lmao SARAH 30 days ago NGL I WISH I WERE this place sucks i hate [east coast] SARAH 30 days ago it's only temporary it's only temporary it's only temporary it's only temporary it's only temporary SARAH 30 days ago my room is spotless SARAH 30 days ago omfg their dishwasher doesn't work either SARAH 30 days ago FUCKING HELl SARAH 30 days ago lmfao two months two months SARAH 30 days ago omg gabe knows the mice are there SARAH 30 days ago so he's got his face pressed to the wall T 30 days ago sdflkjsdf gabe no

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tally of number of times the word "bro" is used

SARAH 25 days ago [RL] running tally of times the word "brah" is used in a nonironic way in the last hour: 19

SARAH 25 days ago 20 sorry SARAH 25 days ago 21 Friend M25 days ago seriously your life is now a sitcom SARAH 25 days ago "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" < to my cat. SARAH 25 days ago yeah basically Friend H25 days ago pfffff SARAH 25 days ago "brah what did you get at the comic- OH BRAHHHH THIS IS GREAT" SARAH 25 days ago 23 apparently Friend J 25 days ago /CRACKING UP Friend J 25 days ago i don't think i could keep quiet. i would just keep laughing. SARAH 25 days ago 31 SARAH 25 days ago "brah i'm gonna level with you" SARAH 25 days ago "OH GOD BRAH NO NO NO NO---" SARAH 25 days ago they're watching hockey again Friend M 25 days ago ...just jumped to 31 oh my god SARAH 25 days ago i'm giving it 9 more minutes SARAH 25 days ago and we'll get our hourly count SARAH 25 days ago "take it, JUST TAKE IT- THEY'RE TIED NOW OH MY GOD BRAH DID YOU SEE" SARAH 25 days ago 32. SARAH 25 days ago 25. SARAH 25 days ago er 35 SARAH 25 days ago now it's a commercial break so i think we'll see the end of it SARAH 25 days ago ah no we've snuck one in at the last moment SARAH 25 days ago 36 because j went to the bathroom and the game started back up SARAH 25 days ago and his cousin was like BRAH IT'S ON GET BACK Friend T 25 days ago oh my god SARAH 25 days ago i'm impressed Friend J 25 days ago /slowclap Friend J 25 days ago ffffffffffff Friend G25 days ago LMAO Friend G25 days ago I'm so embarrassed SARAH 25 days ago they're gone finally SARAH 25 days ago they went to the bar again

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posting old shit from where i had this originally

my roommate just brought a girl home and i heard her walk into his room and he just shot me fucking FINGER GUNS AND MOUTHED "YEAHHH"

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When I started at the workplace, it was a mess. We found boxes with unopened product from months before. We tossed out two full trash dumpsters of random THINGS like product that was broken or discontinued as well as boxes and bags of misc crap. 

Now the office is near spotless and it looks so much better but ahhghshhghs.