Trust Me, I'm a Doctor

Greetings travelers. I see you stumbled upon my little residence. If you wish, you may stay for a while and have a look. If you don't mind my friends, the rats. Don't worry, they don't usually bite, only if they're hungry or agitated... I like to show what I discovered on my journeys, and I also got some creations of my own to share. Oh, before I forget; I have many names, but you may call me Doktor, Doctor, Doc, Pest, or Miasma. Enough for now, though. If you have any more questions or something you'd like to share with me, do not hesitate to approach me.

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Alexis Goggins was only 7 when she became a real-life superhero. Source

It’s the end of Women’s History Month. 

Since today is the last day of March, I’m doing one last ‘mega post’ to honor a few more super-cool ladies whom I consider part of the “Some Women” Club. Because…

Some women never give up…

some women forever give all…

and some women refuse to be treated like ‘girls’…

but some girls become women a lot sooner than others.

Source, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4

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A comprehensive guide to caring for your ugly lil pixel horse

The horse can be found if you click on the little horse icon in the bottom left corner.

The horse poops all the time. The poop releases a deadly, airborne toxic that will kill your horse within fifteen seconds, unless the poop is removed.

If the horse poops twice within a short span of time, the poop will release twice as much toxin, killing the horse twice as fast.

You remove the poop by clicking on it.

If you don’t remove the poop and the horse dies, you can hatch a new one. Presumably from an egg.

No, you can’t change its name.

Clicking on the horse itself will make a small heart pop up and then drift upwards. The heart is completely useless. It will not save your horse from the poop toxin.

Clicking anywhere else will do absolutely nothing.

Going to a different part of Tumblr - anywhere that’s not your dash - will pause the horse.

Shutting down your computer will pause the horse.

Switching tabs to another site, like Facebook or Google, will pause the horse.

Minimizing the horse window will not pause the horse.

The horse will just keep pooping.

The horse will die from the poop toxin.

That’s how I killed my first horse, True.

Now I’m stuck with Earl of Aegae.

Whom I don’t like.

Despite that, he’s over 100 days old.

So I know what I’m doing.

Trust me.

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Quality content.

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Normal vs Me. Bonus Panels HERE!

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My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Laurell K. Hamilton (via quotemadness)

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How to finish that last minute assignment

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

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And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

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this will come in handy one day

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ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

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Reblogging for future reference..

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Oooh what is this… o_o

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You are too heavy

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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:)

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When Phoebe the basset hound got lost and fell into a cistern, her best friend Tillie stayed with her for almost a week. Tillie never left her side except to go find help, which finally came after someone reported that a dog kept coming up to them, then running back to the ravine. The dogs were found, they reunited with their owner, and he destroyed the cistern with a jackhammer. Source Source 2 Source 3

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Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” never bought a dog.

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Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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Archaeologists reconstructed this face from a 700-year-old skeleton. Found buried face down in a medieval cemetery, ‘Context 958’ was over 40 when he died and lived a hard, working-class life. Since most historical records are about the rich or famous, skeletons like his are one of the only ways to learn about how the ordinary lived. Source Source 2